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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby KrazyerKate » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:23 am UTC

Transoceanic Scrying U
Sorcery
Scry X, where X is the number of players that control at least one island, then draw X cards.
"Even the vast expanse of the sea cannot hide your precious secrets"--Torsarch Krevnalar

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:35 am UTC

Dobby, the Free Elf
G
Legendary Creature - Elf
Haste
Any player may equip ~ with equipment they control (they must pay the equip cost, and can only do this when they could play a sorcery)
Whenever ~ is equipped with an artifact, that artifact's controller gains control of ~.
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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby KrazyerKate » Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:17 pm UTC

Wikipedia says "a vale is a wide river valley, usually with a particularly wide flood plain or flat valley bottom", so that's different from a 'veil of willows'.

Vale of Willows
Land
Vale of Willows comes into play tapped.
T: add G to your mana pool.
3G, T: put a 1/1 green faerie creature token into play. When Vale of Willows leaves play, sacrifice all faerie tokens made in this way.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:37 am UTC

KrazyerKate wrote:Wikipedia says "a vale is a wide river valley, usually with a particularly wide flood plain or flat valley bottom", so that's different from a 'veil of willows'.

Vale of Willows
Land
Vale of Willows comes into play tapped.
T: add G to your mana pool.
3G, T: put a 1/1 green faerie creature token into play. When Vale of Willows leaves play, sacrifice all faerie tokens made in this way.

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Firstly, yes, I know the difference between vale and veil, and was indeed intending it to be land. Was kinda figuring it would be a blue/green land sorta like river of tears, but whatever.

Innistrad Common #34
2U
Creature
Whenever CARDNAME deals combat damage to a player, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.
1/1

(would that be too complex for a common? It seems more uncommon-like to me)

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby KrazyerKate » Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:21 pm UTC

Innistrad Uncommon Cycle Land #2
Land
CARDNAME comes into play tapped.
T: Add U to your mana pool.
Gravefall--T: Draw a card. Use this ability only if a creature you control died this turn.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:39 pm UTC

Innistrad Rare Dragon
3WR
Creature - Dragon
Flying
W: ~ gets +0/+1 until end of turn
Gravefall - Exile all cards from your graveyard, then put that many +1/-1 counters on ~. (Play this ability if a creature you control died this turn)
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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby KrazyerKate » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:19 pm UTC

Innistrad Non-Black Planeswalker 4G
Planeswalker
+2 Sacrifice a creature, then gain life equal to its toughness.
-2 Choose one target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls. Each one deals damage equal to its power to the other.
-6 You get an emblem that says "Whenever a creature dies, draw cards equal to its power".
>3<

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby more_people » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:15 pm UTC

Zonrad's Bag of Holding 3
Artifact

T: Place an artifact or creature from your hand on the battlefield.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby KrazyerKate » Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:12 pm UTC

World of Tomorrow 2UGR
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices all creatures they control, then exiles that many cards off the top of their library each with three suspend counters on them.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby rrwoods » Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:00 pm UTC

KrazyerKate wrote:World of Tomorrow 2UGR
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices all creatures they control, then exiles that many cards from the top of their library. Cards exiled this way that don't have suspend gain suspend. Put three time counters on each card exiled this way.

O.O That's awesome.
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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:39 am UTC

Firebug Swarm
GXX
Sorcery
Put X 0/1 Green Insect creature tokens into play, with "Sacrifice this creature: add R to your mana pool"

(almost made that GXXX cost, and almost made it T: add R)

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby KrazyerKate » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:45 pm UTC

Silk Tunneler 1R
Creature - Insect
Protection from spiders
T: Target creature with reach can't block this turn.
1/1

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:52 pm UTC

Bring your Daughter to Work Day
WW(1/2 W)
Put a 0.5/0.5 white Human Girl token onto the battlefield for each creature you control.
Honey, I thought it was YOUR turn to take Princess to work... (or a joke about a minotaur having a human daughter, whatever, it would clearly be for an un-set)

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby BurningLed » Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:38 am UTC

(
0
World Enchantment

This card comes into play with one STOPPIT counter.
At the beginning of your upkeep, place one STOPPIT counter onto (.
When ( has 10 STOPPIT counters on it, the game ends and everyone loses.

(The tension is killing you, surely?

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Gypped » Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:13 am UTC

)
X
Instant

Choose one: Remove X STOPPIT counters from any ( in play and if it has no STOPPIT counters afterwards then destroy it, or remove X creatures from any graveyard from the game.

Feels good to have some closure

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby KrazyerKate » Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:40 pm UTC

Maenad Aggressor R/G
Creature - Cat
Haste
Maenad Aggressor can't be blocked except by creatures with flying.
1/1
The Maenad are a fragile breed. If you ever manage to catch one.
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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby KrazyerKate » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:10 pm UTC

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Gypped » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:33 am UTC

Holy Ritual
1WW
Instant

As an additional cost to ~, sacrifice a Priest.
Search your library for any Angel type creature and put it into play. It has haste.

In your time of need, I shall be there.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:47 am UTC

KrazyerKate wrote:Maenad Aggressor R/G
Creature - Cat
Haste
Maenad Aggressor can't be blocked except by creatures with flying.
1/1
The Maenad are a fragile breed. If you ever manage to catch one.


Wow, that would be a pretty strong card at that cost, wouldn't it?

anyways

Holy Edit Button, Batman!
X
Instant
Exile target permanent you own for X seconds. During this time, you may use a blue or black pen to add any errata you wish to that card. When the card is returned to play (under it's current controller's control) it is played as written with the errata.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Gypped » Sat Aug 06, 2011 5:52 am UTC

Extremely, Ridiculously Overtly Broken Kitten
1
Creature - Kitty
0/0

As an additional cost to summon ~, all opponents must sacrifice all their permanents. For each permanent destroyed with this effect, ~ gains a +1/+1 counter.
Shroud, Haste, Double Strike, Unblockable
If ~ deals damage to an opponent, you must hug them.

You're a kitty!

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby KrazyerKate » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:02 pm UTC

Supremely Balanced and Not Cheesy Puppy 1G
Creature - Dog
2/2

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby more_people » Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:34 pm UTC

Eenie Meenie Miney Moe
Blu
Instant

Target player must put the top 8 cards of their library into 4 piles face down. You may choose one pile. Target player exiles the other piles and you can use the 2 crads in the pile you choose without paying their mana cost.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby more_people » Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:36 pm UTC

more_people wrote:Eenie Meenie Miney Moe
Blu
Instant

Target player must put the top 8 cards of their library into 4 piles face down. You may choose one pile. Target player exiles the other piles and you can use the 2 cards in the pile you choose without paying their mana cost.

"There is so many options to choose from." - Jace Beleren

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby KrazyerKate » Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:09 pm UTC

Watch and Learn 3U
Enchantment
Whenever an opponent casts a non-permanent spell, if Watch and Learn isn't imprinted, you may imprint that spell.
Sacrifice Watch and Learn: play a copy of the imprinted spell without paying its mana cost.

or...

Watch U
Instant
Look at target opponents hand, any face-down creatures that player controls, and the top card of his or her library. Draw a card.
////
Learn 3U
Sorcery
Draw 2 cards.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:20 pm UTC

Evolution Elemental
3GGG
Creature - Elemental
Whenever a creature with an activated ability not present on ~ enters the battlefield, ~ gains that activated ability until the beginning of the end step. If ~ uses that activated ability before the beginning of the end step, ~ instead gains that ability for the duration of the game. (Terrible templating, I know, but the game really isn't designed to contain this type of condition, is it?)
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, put a +0/+1 counter on ~.
1/1

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Gypped » Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:08 am UTC

All Good Things...
WURGB
World Enchantment

Any player may pay X, where X must be from all one mana type. Upon doing so, that player gets an emblem with "All non-land permanents you control with converted mana cost less than or equal to X have 'T: Exile target non-land permanent that has a converted mana cost is less than or equal to this card's converted mana cost.'"

Good for me, or good for you?

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:01 am UTC

... Must Come to an End
Instant
Suspend (10-X) - X
When ~ resolves, end the game.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Gypped » Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:49 pm UTC

Wait, What?
U
Instant

Target opponent must recite the mana cost, abilities, and artist of target card they control without looking. If they fail to do so, exile the target card.

How can you have dominion of what you do not know?


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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby KrazyerKate » Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:25 am UTC

Annie, The Dark Child 3RR
Legendary Creature - Human Child
Disintigrate--T: Annie deals 1 damage to target creature.
Incinerate--R: Annie gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Summon Tibbers--When Annie comes into play, put into play a 5/5 legendary Giant Bear token that has "Sacrifice this creature if Annie, The Dark Child leaves play.
1/2/1/2

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Elvish Pillager » Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:46 am UTC

Heimerdinger, The Revered Inventor
2U
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Tap an untapped creature you control: Add 1 to your mana pool. This mana can only be spent on artifact spells.
Whenever you cast an artifact spell with converted mana cost 4 or greater, draw a card.
1/4

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Gypped » Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:20 pm UTC

Haggard Underling
G
Creature - Goblin Minion
1/1

Someone has to be the fodder.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby KrazyerKate » Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:03 pm UTC

Cho'Gath, the Terror of the Void 3RR
Legendary Creature - Horror
Rupture--1R, T: Cho'Gath deals 1 damage to each of up to three target creatures. Those creatures can't block this turn.
Vorpal Spikes--Whenever Cho'Gath attacks, it deals 3 damage to defending player.
Feast--3RR, T: Cho'Gath deals 6 damage to target creature. If that creature is put into a graveyard this turn, put two +1/+1 counters on Cho'Gath.
3/3

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Herra Monologi » Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:14 am UTC

Rainbow Beam
UBGRW
Sorcery

Target creature gains flying until end of turn

Target creature gains trample until end of turn

Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn

Target creature gains Double strike until end of turn

Target creature gains vigilance until end of turn

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Gypped » Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:25 am UTC

Faceless Void
1WUB
Creature - Horror
4/3

Whenever ~ blocks or attacks a creature, that creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. (Time Lock)
2: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to ~ this turn. (Backtrack)
X1: Exile ~ and X target attacking or defending creatures with 1 time counter on each. They gain suspend. (Chronosphere)


Some DotA and LoL heroes/champions. Feel free to do some HoN as well if you're so inclined.
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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby KrazyerKate » Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:27 pm UTC

Guess nobody plays DoTA anymore.

Butcher Pudge 3BBB
Legendary Creature - Mutant Horror
Meat Hook -- 2B, T: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. Butcher Pudge fights that creature.
Rot -- BB, T: Put a -1/-1 on each creature.
Dismember -- 1B, T: Double the number of -1/-1 counters on target creature.
4/4

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:35 pm UTC

raegquaat
GRRRR
Instant

If opponent has more creatures than you and more land than you, then... then...

...

FUCK
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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby BurningLed » Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:54 pm UTC

Fuck
X
Instant

Use only any fucking kind of mana to pay for X. Fuck your opponents X times, each.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby buppycakes » Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:51 pm UTC

Freshbot
2U
Artifact

At the beginning of each player’s end step, put a fresh counter on all untapped creature he or she controls. If a creature has 3 or more fresh counters on it, remove all fresh counters from it and return it to its owner’s hand.

2 T: Remove a fresh counter from target creature.

How long have YOU been here?

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btw, I thought it was a really dumb card name until I (ironically) googled it.
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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:18 am UTC

Deepbot
4 !U !U
Artifact Creature - Octopus
~ enters the battlefield with 7 -1/-1 counters.
Whenever a creature dies, remove a -1/-1 counter from Deepbot.
8/8

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby buppycakes » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:57 pm UTC

Atlantean Sentinels
3U
Creature-Merfolk
B: ~ gains intimidate until the end of the turn
U: ~ becomes colorless and is an artifact in addition to its other types until the end of the turn

2/4

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