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by **Evengeduld** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:57 am UTC

I defend with the rule that Blademan9999 can't use Lawyers anymore (of any kind)

I attack with a broken glass bottle

by **blademan9999** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:40 pm UTC

I defend with a shield
I attack with lawyers that aren't lawyers.

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:55 pm UTC

I defend with the bar exam.

I attack with the Constitution.

by **CorruptUser** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:39 pm UTC

I defend with the USS Monitor.

I attack with biological warfare.

by **TaylorP** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:05 pm UTC

I defend with one hell of a gasmask.

I attack with antimatter.

by **CorruptUser** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:10 pm UTC

I defend with a preemptive matter strike

I attack with fangs

by **QuantumED** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:33 pm UTC

*I defend with a vampire*

Those aren't fangs... THESE are fangs!

*I attack with asterisks*

by **xX17GHDUDE17Xx** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:39 am UTC

***Defends with one message acting as the message all of the asterisks were alluding to.

Attacks with super mighty fists of steel.

by **blademan9999** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:29 am UTC

I Defend with a laser cannon.
I Attack with a forcefield.

by **CorruptUser** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:07 am UTC

I defend with teleportation

I attack with the ugly stick

by **Sean Quixote** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:47 am UTC

I defend with the eye of the beholder.

I attack with prime numbers.

by **blademan9999** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:08 am UTC

I defend with multiplication.
I attack with pie lasers.

by **thorgold** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:00 pm UTC

I defend with a pie-eating contest.

I attack with adorable kittens.

by **blademan9999** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:25 pm UTC

I defend with cuddles.
I attack with invisible stones.

by **Sean Quixote** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:19 pm UTC

I defend with visible substrate.

O syysvl eoyj s tohjy-djogyrf vuqjrt.

by **John Citizen** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:14 am UTC

U swdwbs qurg nt kwdr-agudrws xtogwe.

ttck b rmvng vwls.

by **CorruptUser** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 5:09 am UTC

I ee y ai oe

I tackay ithay igpay atinlay.

by **blademan9999** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:04 am UTC

I defend with a code breaker.
I attack with hyper code.

by **cjquines** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:45 am UTC

I defend with a hyper code breaker.
I attack with explosive barrels.

by **Sean Quixote** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:39 am UTC

I defend with bananas,

and attack with the peels.

by **blademan9999** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:51 am UTC

I defend with friction.
I attack with stuff.

by **CorruptUser** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:56 pm UTC

I defend with things

I attack with pothead logic

by **Sean Quixote** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:26 am UTC

I defend with munchies.

I attack with smurfs.

by **Evengeduld** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:30 am UTC

I defend with Azrael

I attack with Iron Man

by **Sean Quixote** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:37 pm UTC

I defend with rust.

I attack with Neil Patrick Harris.

by **more_people** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:53 pm UTC

I defend with a camera shot.

I attack with Legen- wait for it -dary.

by **CorruptUser** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:16 am UTC

I defend with Notorious.

I attack with Cambridge 1969.

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:48 am UTC

I defend with Hey Jude.

I attack with tickling.

by **CorruptUser** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:26 pm UTC

I defend with extremely thick sweaters

I attack with knitting

by **TaylorP** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:15 pm UTC

I defend with extremely thick wool. (maybe your sweater came from this?)

I attack with a microwave.

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:12 pm UTC

I defend with a macrowave.

I attack with piano wire.

by **maxmillean** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:13 am UTC

I defend with wire cutters

I attack with a tazer.

by **CorruptUser** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:26 am UTC

I defend with long distances

I attack with orbital bombardment

by **Evengeduld** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 8:12 am UTC

I defend with umbrella

I attack with the same umbrella...

by **maxmillean** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:23 am UTC

I defend with an over sized fan.

I attack with projectile vomit.

by **Data Hero** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:32 pm UTC

I defend with my my knowledge of Mop-kata.

I use LOGIC to disprove the existence of the NP.

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:41 pm UTC

I am.

I do.

by **CorruptUser** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:24 pm UTC

I undo.

I attack with silly putty

by **maxmillean** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:09 am UTC

Defend with a putty knife

Attack with the Gorillaz

by **more_people** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:59 am UTC

I defend with a cage.

I attack with King Kong.