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by phlip » Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:58 am UTC
e^iπ+1=0 wrote: Clicking to view full doesn't work for me.
Given the caption, I think that's the joke...
While no one overhear you quickly tell me not cow cow. but how about watch phone?
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by e^iπ+1=0 » Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:31 am UTC
...duh.
poxic wrote: You, sir, have heroic hair.
(Avatar by Sungura)
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by Poopenheimer » Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:55 pm UTC
My first try.
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by Poopenheimer » Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:44 pm UTC
I lied. THIS is the first one I ever tried.
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by You, sir, name? » Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:00 pm UTC
Been too long since I did one of these
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What deaf people hear:
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by Poopenheimer » Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:17 pm UTC
Very good sir. This one took me a while.
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by MiffTheFox » Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:29 am UTC
I don't regularly go to this forum so I have no idea if this has been done before, but I've seen a couple slightly worse XKCD comics and decided to try my hand at one.
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by Poopenheimer » Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:21 pm UTC
There is a higher than average chance this has been done before.
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And the funny thing is, it's still competing.
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by brakos82 » Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:02 am UTC
733,259
Listen to the manic 8-bit laughter.
LISTEN!
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by Poopenheimer » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:18 am UTC
I can't help but think there needs to be the word "By" in there.
[Edit] Made a new one.
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by SirBryghtside » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:25 pm UTC
This one was waaaaay too easy
933 /
867 And another one for your viewing pleasure:
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Spambot5546 wrote: Well...who used it? I'd sleep next to Felicia Day's used bacon.
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by sw_username » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:19 am UTC
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by GenericAnimeBoy » Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:37 pm UTC
sw_username wrote: Lanes ]
I think the idea is to make xkcd slightly worse, not significantly more dickish.
In light of the impermanence and absurdity of existence, I surmise that nothing is better for us than to rejoice and to do good in our lives, and that everyone should eat and drink and enjoy the good of his/her labor. Such enjoyment is a gift from God.
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by teelo » Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:15 am UTC
Todays comic: "I'm a mac, I'm a PC I can run solitaire really really fast. I can run every game out there." ...ok artists, get to work!
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by Ephemeron » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:25 pm UTC
I stole the idea from
this post .
As a Mac user, I've often found myself wishing that the ctrl key on a Windows keyboard was in the same place I'd look for the cmd key. 934
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by sunami » Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:06 pm UTC
sw_username wrote: I'm a tittle
Sorry.
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"You heard it here first: all my software is shitty. "
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by MiffTheFox » Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:05 pm UTC
I did another one, probably more obvious, but I don't care. ;p
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by skeptical scientist » Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:23 am UTC
I can't take credit for this one, as it really did
just happen to me by a bizarre turn of chance .
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Source: 935
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by Ephemeron » Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:08 pm UTC
All the recent cancer comics had me thinking Randall would do something like this...
Comic title: Loss Here's one I think I heard mentioned a while back, and that I anticipate being mentioned: "Tim Randall will never do a miscarriage cancer because then the comic strip will become all sad and depressing". 662 |
756 |
867 |
933 <-- Where I got the heads from.
The comic itself is of course based on the infamous
CADbortion strip.
I just thought some of these points had to be made.
*Activates flame shield*
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by MiffTheFox » Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:08 am UTC
Wow, XKCD + CAD miscarrage = ROFL.
Anyways, stopped by to throw this one I just made up.
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by Felstaff » Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:38 am UTC
Haha! That's cute!
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by iwdk » Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:57 pm UTC
My silly first attempt.
References: 325 | 937
(It's my first post, which is likely why i can't attach/embed the image)
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by teelo » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:02 am UTC
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by Burkitt » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:49 am UTC
Do you want to try longbow vs crossbow next, or tiger vs lion?
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by ostrichguy » Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:02 pm UTC
sw_username wrote: I'm a tittle Alternatively:
I'm actually a turtle. Did I trick you?
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by Burkitt » Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:41 pm UTC
It was so bad I almost went to the hospital, but they've given me funny looks ever since that Karma-Sutra-misprint incident.
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by Steax » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:05 pm UTC
I couldn't resist.
Listen. I wouldn't worry about that.
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In Minecraft, I use the username Rirez .
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by bigglesworth » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:22 pm UTC
xkcdinspired wrote: 928 Alt text: Eat the fish, even if you don't know their names! Love this
Generation Y. I don't remember the First Gulf War, but do remember floppy disks.
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by mmark9094 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:56 pm UTC
Alt text:
Watching mountains drift by.
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by Ephemeron » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:29 am UTC
This one came from the xkcdsucks community, but I thought it was funny.
Could be worse. At least he was wearing pants this time. 310
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by Mat » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:22 pm UTC
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by Ubik » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:37 pm UTC
An obvious one:
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414 +
942
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by phlip » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:58 am UTC
The "dispose of books" and the Kama Sutra one both win.
While no one overhear you quickly tell me not cow cow. but how about watch phone?
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by GenericAnimeBoy » Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:39 am UTC
Just thought I'd make the subsequent course of events perfectly explicit...
Spoiler:
EDIT - Alt-text:"By the third trimester, you will be forming hundreds of babbys..."
Meta-Alt-text: "I accidentally the whole thing panel #1. -__-"
#943 - Empirical +
#550 - Density . In hindsight maybe #605 - Extrapolating would have made more sense.
In light of the impermanence and absurdity of existence, I surmise that nothing is better for us than to rejoice and to do good in our lives, and that everyone should eat and drink and enjoy the good of his/her labor. Such enjoyment is a gift from God.
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