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Look away from your monitor.

Postby doggitydogs » Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:53 am UTC

What is the first thing you see? Why is it there?

No double posting, because then you would be posting the second thing you saw.

Mine is a left shoe. It is there so that I will remember to try it on to see if it fits. It's been there for a couple weeks. I don't think my plan to remember is working all that well.
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Re: π. From memory.

Postby Sean Quixote » Sat Aug 13, 2011 6:08 am UTC

3.145...

That's if I'm being honest. If I wanted to cheat, I could easily copypasta this. Or say that the billionth digit of pi is 9.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby doggitydogs » Sat Aug 13, 2011 7:27 am UTC

Sean Quixote wrote:copypasta


Mmm... copy pasta.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby xX17GHDUDE17Xx » Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:48 am UTC

Harry Potter book number 7 because I plan on reading it once I get bored browsing. Sleep? Who needs sleep!? Bah
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby mind404 » Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:19 pm UTC

delicious yummy coffee cake my g/f just shoved in my face, f yah!
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby Lorenz » Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:37 pm UTC

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Re: π. From memory.

Postby Dason » Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:44 pm UTC

Sean Quixote wrote:3.145...

That's if I'm being honest.

Being honest you get the third digit after the decimal place wrong?
double epsilon = -.0000001;
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby eggdudeguy » Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:51 pm UTC

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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby SlyReaper » Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:44 pm UTC

Did two threads crash into each other or something?

First thing I see if I look away from my monitor is an insulin pen. It's there to allow me to continue living.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:26 pm UTC

My pillow, because I'm on my bed. It's the first thing I see because it's the largest/brightest object that's already in my peripheral vision.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby cjquines » Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:33 am UTC

My brother's hat attached on the stairs to make it look like a basketball hoop.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby Nautilus » Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:35 am UTC

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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby Gypped » Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:28 am UTC

My 'Home Simpson in Agony' figure. It's there there to give some spice to my desk. I got it as a gift.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby mind404 » Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:44 am UTC

are you part of a Google Team mapping the interiors of homes/offices? Well played...
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby Red Hal » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:55 am UTC

doggitydogs wrote:What is the first thing you see? Why is it there?

No double posting, because then you would be posting the second thing you saw.

Mine is a left shoe. It is there so that I will remember to try it on to see if it fits. It's been there for a couple weeks. I don't think my plan to remember is working all that well.
My other monitor.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby KrazyerKate » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:06 am UTC

look away from your monitor. now back at your monitor.
now back away.
now back to your monitor.
sadly, it isn't your monitor, but if it stopped being a tiny ipod and switched to a bigger screen, it could look like one.
look down, look back up. where are you? you're in a computer lab with the men who also need internet access.
what's in your hand? back to your monitor. it has it, a link to a funny thread on that forum you love. look again. THE THREAD IS NOW DIAMONDS.
anything is possible when your monitor looks like a monitor and not an ipod. I'm on a horse.

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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby SmoothBlade » Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:11 pm UTC

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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby SmoothBlade » Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:11 pm UTC

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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby farnsworth » Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:28 pm UTC

The 1954 edition of The World Book Encyclopedia. Volume 18 (WXYZ) is missing, though.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby SmoothBlade » Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:19 pm UTC

the floor this time
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby cjquines » Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:13 am UTC

Tape.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby Josephine » Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:17 am UTC

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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby AvatarIII » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:30 am UTC

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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby SmoothBlade » Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:41 pm UTC

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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby farnsworth » Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:53 pm UTC

A stack of photos I printed out a week ago.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby kaimason1 » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:54 am UTC

My easter basket. Yeah... I probably should have eaten that candy a long time ago...
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby SmoothBlade » Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:50 am UTC

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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby Josephine » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:06 am UTC

My whiteboard. So useful having a big whiteboard in your bedroom.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby SuperTD » Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:35 pm UTC

Another monitor. There are five in this room.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby SmoothBlade » Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:03 pm UTC

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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby eculc » Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:53 am UTC

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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby SmoothBlade » Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:54 am UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:dammit! my leg again
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby kaimason1 » Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:22 am UTC

My calculus textbook.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby madjo » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:39 am UTC

A phone that's out of battery... stupid thing, can't even manage a conversation of more than 5 minutes before the battery is depleted.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby SmoothBlade » Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:55 am UTC

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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:58 pm UTC

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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby kaimason1 » Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:23 pm UTC

Hey, look, another monitor!
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby Sean Quixote » Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:42 am UTC

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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby gaga654 » Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:00 am UTC

A plastic mug with my name on it.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby Sosekopp » Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:05 am UTC

My cell phone.
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