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Postby farnsworth » Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:49 pm UTC

You know what's annoying? I posted in here, asking a question, and, having seen a reply, must now make another post.

Comma overload.
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Postby SmoothBlade » Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:13 pm UTC

I guess this is a reasonable place to explain my abscence. Lorenz trapped me in a vat of liquid nitrogen. most of what was left of my organic body was destroyed, luckily, because of all the damage ive endured from lorenz's attacks, im mostly bionic, with my brain in an airtight chassis. It's given me an edge on lorenz before, and its why i survived now. I couldnt get out though because my joints seized, until lorenz's facility was attacked my an Israeli virus. as it turns out, his secret facility is in Iran. Anyway, the vat was broken open and i lied on the ground for awhile. finally my left arm heated up enough for the lubricant to melt in my elbow, and i was able to crawl to find more machine lubricant and a heat source. By the time lorenz returned, i was fairly mobile, but my entire exterior organic self was frozen beyond repair and had fallen off. I dove into a corner, and he must have figured i escaped already, because he passed my body like it was just another pile of scrap metal in the facility. Once i got outside, I heated up enough for full mobility, and made it back to the states. I'm currently recuperating with fresh skin. Can't go out in public as a machine or people freak out... regretably i resemble a T-800 without my skin :P

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Postby SmoothBlade » Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:29 pm UTC

looked again, i defer to my post in the new thread

viewtopic.php?f=14&t=72707&p=2718052#p2718052


mwahahahaha loop time!
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Postby mieulium » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:07 pm UTC

SmoothBlade, I am in mourning! PP deleted my pirate! I... lost a gold sheep, a black sheep and two normal sheep. And my hook hand. TnT I am never going back,,,
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Postby SmoothBlade » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:10 pm UTC

That's why you should always have a couple dubs on your account. Pay attention to your email too, three rings sends out alerts and warnings before they do that

Also, are you sure they are deleted, or are you looking at the wrong ocean. I once thought i lost mine until i realized i was looking at hunter instead of viridian, dunno how that happened.
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Postby Nemphael » Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:53 pm UTC

I found a tiny star sticker. Oh, the nostalgia~ A perfect reminder of my rocket science days...
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Postby mieulium » Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:05 pm UTC

Ahhh its deleted for good. Nvm.

I want to sleep...
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Postby hawkinsssable » Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:02 pm UTC

just opened this in two tabs.
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Postby hawkinsssable » Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:03 pm UTC

crap.
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Postby mieulium » Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:21 pm UTC

Banana. I want to eat some. But its AUD12.99 a kg. D:
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Postby Max2009 » Mon Aug 15, 2011 5:56 am UTC

Seeing a price for something in dollars that is measured in kilograms is weird.
But it makes me sad that the USAians will never embrace the normal measurement set.
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Postby mieulium » Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:18 am UTC

And their driving rules.
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Postby Nemphael » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:21 am UTC

And something else.
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Postby mieulium » Mon Aug 15, 2011 4:28 pm UTC

Crumpets with jelly!!!!
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Postby Nemphael » Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:21 pm UTC

We need to make some!
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Postby Max2009 » Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:45 pm UTC

I made crumpets once!
And because I remembered a mistake I had made when I was a wee lad I made them trumpet-shaped.
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Postby Chuff » Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:58 pm UTC

wut
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Postby mind404 » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:22 pm UTC

i find it kinda funny that 'count to a million' thread has a higher view/post ratio than the 'maximize ratio' thread.
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Postby mieulium » Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:04 am UTC

feh noobs
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Postby Nemphael » Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:52 am UTC

Let's forget him.
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Postby mieulium » Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:48 am UTC

EX-TER-MI-NATE!!!!EX-TER-MI-NATE!!!!
EX-TER-MI-NATE!!!!
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Postby Nemphael » Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:58 pm UTC

Who's nate?
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Postby Tillian » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:21 pm UTC

Nemphael wrote:Let's forget him.
I see what you did there.
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!
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Postby mieulium » Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:14 am UTC

Tillian wrote:
Nemphael wrote:Let's forget him.
I see what you did there.

Wha?
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Postby Max2009 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:24 am UTC

Not being a native of Ol' Blighty crumpets were an oddity to me.
And when I was perhaps 4 or 5 my response was
Young Max wrote:WHAT?! They eat TRUMPETS?!?!

And many lols were had.
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Postby SmoothBlade » Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:08 pm UTC

Your all jealous
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Postby Nemphael » Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:44 pm UTC

You're all jellous. Well, kind of, anyhow.
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Postby mieulium » Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:07 am UTC

You're all Gellious.
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Postby Nemphael » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:28 am UTC

You're al... no, that too whereIcomefromspecific. >:
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Postby mieulium » Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:00 pm UTC

Easter eggs easter eggs for everyoneeee
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Postby Nemphael » Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:42 pm UTC

Yay!
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Postby SmoothBlade » Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:41 pm UTC

No Passover eggs?
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Postby Nemphael » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:51 pm UTC

I have eggs and bacon, if that counts.
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Postby mieulium » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:30 am UTC

Why do you want passover eggs? They've been passed over!
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Postby SmoothBlade » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:14 am UTC

how anti-semitic of you.... i probably spelled that wrong, spell checker thinks so, but idc
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Postby Max2009 » Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:17 am UTC

What's the thing with the dragon eggs?
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Postby SmoothBlade » Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:00 pm UTC

cattle
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Postby Nemphael » Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:21 pm UTC

Artige.
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Postby mieulium » Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:25 pm UTC

prestigious pastige
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Postby SmoothBlade » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:26 pm UTC

i blame kazakhstan
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