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by **micco** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:01 pm UTC

Holy shit gin is awesome!

by **Mumpy** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:28 am UTC

Just sobered up enough to remember this thread. Also my bed, which is 2 ft away.

Sorry if my posts have been a bit off this evening!

by **Chuff** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:52 am UTC

I'm tipsy! I just asked my ex-girlfriend to find me a date. It wasn't even awkward! Yay for alcohol.

by **TimelordSimone** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:01 pm UTC

Re-realising how low my alcohol tolerance is when I haven't had a drink in a couple of months. Woah.

by **torontoraptor** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:01 am UTC

Welp. Herwe I amn. Once again. Rolled my ankle. Hurts like a bitch. But whatever. Just gotta say, man/girl/other that created the thread, yes you with the bat avatar, that must have been one drunk night. Alslo, come friday-sunday, i shall be getting verty drunk, each of those dayts. Engineers, we're wack yo.

Edit: I'm just going to go ahead and ediot this post, mnot because getting drink too nights in a row during a weekday is bad (it isn't when you're a student, getting drunk cheap, during the summer), but because no one has posted below me. Man, I have the most insightful conversations when drunk. I think I also was trying to troubleshoot someone selses code. They're trying to transfroer C# to C++ or ther other way around or soemthing, and one langauge is reading the other languages char as a short int pointer, which is never fun. I sqwear, engineers aren't drunken buffons. We only act the part >_L>

by **Whelan** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:18 pm UTC

My walk home was a battle between my need to pee, and my desire to have finished my kebab vefoer I got home. Despite having bought my mum a pont, I still assume she'll be annoyed at me for drinking. When I was ahout to leave for my first "Adult" party (i.e. the first with alcohol) when I was maybe15 she told me only "Don't mix spirits and grains. Enjoy"

by **Whelan** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:30 am UTC

Why am I double posting? I am ashamed at the lack of drnukeness on these forae.

by **JoeyJo0** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:18 pm UTC

Oh man, drank some beer with my dad.

I think some of it stood too long and instead of 7.3% ABV was more like 12%.
Max date was in 2007... 2011 is somewhat later.

So yeah, except for that, had a glass of some 10% stuff and a glass of 4,8% stuff.
Why do I even remember the exact percentages? I'm not even sure if they're correct.

God, I'm going to sleep...

by **Cloud Walker** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:30 am UTC

Oh good. I was looking for this thread, and it was right there.

Just checking in.

by **torontoraptor** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:38 am UTC

Wedding with open bar. Lots of music and done bad as s dancing. Flirted with thee only girl there my age, left with a name but no number. Overall, I connaught tonight a success. Damn phone, channing around my words.

by **Chuff** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:25 am UTC

Hic!
Also! Toronto: I agree with you, it sounds like a success!

by **nehpest** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:20 am UTC

Tecate.

Tacos.

Scary movies.

GRAET VICTORY.

by **softchews** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:29 pm UTC

There was drink. It was funny colours and tastes. I doubt it had real names. It was a good way to celebrate. Fun was had.

Now I am texting the entire lyrics to some Spandau Ballet song to someone. Don't know who they are, but they started it.

by **thicknavyrain** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:47 pm UTC

I'm a lightweight! It's a pity I had to come home early but oh well.

Technically I'm probably just tipsy, but it's fun to be able to participate in this thread. Hurray for parties?

by **Chuff** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:30 am UTC

It should be known that if you are a lightweight, you can get drunk really quickly drinking Trippel.

by **torontoraptor** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:56 am UTC

So there's this thing that certain engineers ay mu university can wear, if theuy tryout and are deemed good enough. YTjhey're called redsuitsl. I own one. TYhey are very hot, but suprisngly useful at clubs. Love random people shouting out things at it too. Also, boourns to friends who don't come drinking becasue of a littloe rain. The lightning hasn't even started until now. I cal that weaksacue.

by **torontoraptor** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:14 am UTC

There is a drininkg game called Landmines. What you do, is you pour some beer, or other alochool, into a cup. Any amount you want. Then you spin a qusrter. You mudt finish drinking and gtrab the quarter before it stopes spinning. Otherwise you drink again. WEhn you have an empty bottle, you can ptut it on the table to stop a quarter. It then stays on the table until the end of the game. TYhis game is the kind of dame that eveyon e wins at. And everyone loses. Sll in All, good night.

by **icanus** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:38 pm UTC

Got stood up yesterdsay. Not that it was an actual date, btu the lcoestest i've manged to get to actually asking someone out in te past decade. Have neow been drinking for 22 hours

Sadly I'd just received delivery of my next month's worth of booze. Now I need ti get a nbw delivery. and possibly liver. balls.

by **Thesh** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:43 pm UTC

It's 6:42 AM... Why would I be sober at such an hour?

by **ArgonV** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:29 am UTC

Thesh wrote:It's 6:42 AM... Why would I be sober at such an hour?

You're getting up for a 8 hour drive to your vacation destination? But yeah, if you're still awake, you have no right to be sober.

by **JoeyJo0** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:08 am UTC

Oh wow. I'm quite intoxicated. Had a party, then another party, then an afterparty. FREE FUCKING BEER.

by **softchews** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 11:33 pm UTC

Why does the night always end so early round here? Sure, we are only a dinky li'l town, but that is no excuse! Anway, drunken Eulers formula and Mclaurens series recital with past Further Maths buddies! At least I remembered the i.

by **Whelan** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:18 am UTC

Can't be arsed to get into bed, so the floor will do tonight.

by **Chuff** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:34 am UTC

Drnuk is I. I am one.

by **Save Point** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:02 am UTC

Innis & Gunn original. Like Rum Cask better, but this is still delicious. Like candied beer, almost.

by **hack124x768** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:04 am UTC

meep meep

burp

by **Whelan** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:18 am UTC

Truly, I shall miss the aftershow parties this company throw.

by **Save Point** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:12 am UTC

Boddington's, whiskey, and Spraten. BORED.

by **Chuff** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:57 am UTC

Hello world!

by **I Am Raven** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:57 pm UTC

2 six packs in 3 hours, beath that you mofo's! I also flirted with this girl on the facebooks, and hse's totally into me! Fuck yesh! Got her number and all. Nce going mClongn! Mcloving. McLovin' , for Chissake! CHRIST'S SAKE! goddammnit, I;m gon a go hit the sakc! I really am onto somethingn here, though. I thijnk,..

by **The Cat** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:48 pm UTC

That made my day.

by **Whelan** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:27 am UTC

Can't be arsed typing again. i nutted the floor.

by **ArgonV** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:16 am UTC

Ok. Tonight went great without zombies. Tomorrow we'll add zombies (and maybe a bit less beer at home) and see how that goes. My expectations are high!

by **ArgonV** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 2:09 am UTC

Yay, double post! Anyhoo, I'm certainly drunk right now, but it's for a good cause. my brother-in-law feels absolutely fine since getting getting a fucking nasty wound/disability. So who cares that I've got to start work in less than 5 hours? I don't. My boss doesn't. So why should my dad care? It might not be conventional, but my brother in law feels fine now and I can take it. So stop bothering me, ok? I'll just get up in 4 hours and do what I always do on Saturdays. Jeez...

by **Chuff** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:10 am UTC

Hi. Blue Moon is surprisingly not horrible.

by **Giant Speck** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:45 pm UTC

I'm drunk.

And pissed (LAWL THOSE CAN MEAN THE SAME THING IN SOME PLACES).

I went to someone's house with some friends after going to a bar and we played beer pong. I took off my shoes and set them by the front door. When I went to leave, one of the shoes was missing.

by **torontoraptor** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 1:28 am UTC

Giant Speck wrote:I'm drunk.

And pissed (LAWL THOSE CAN MEAN THE SAME THING IN SOME PLACES).

I went to someone's house with some friends after going to a bar and we played beer pong. I took off my shoes and set them by the front door. When I went to leave, one of the shoes was missing.

Once when drunk I accidentally took someone else's shoes. To be fair, they were the same kind, just about 3 sizes bigger.

by **Giant Speck** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 2:09 am UTC

It turns out that someone put it in the freezer and forgot.

by **Mumpy** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 2:23 am UTC

Sounds legit.

(also, legally posytan WOO FRSHERS WOO)

by **Carlington** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:05 pm UTC

First time drinking. Is 5 drinks at 40% in the first hour a lot? Am I drunk?

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