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Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby SmoothBlade » Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:12 am UTC

Similar to rock paper scissors chainsaw, except in reverse.



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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby farnsworth » Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:05 am UTC

Scissors.

Were you expecting something else?

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:21 am UTC

Hair

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby a-wan » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:02 pm UTC

clean shirt

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:41 am UTC

Damned, dirty Hippies...

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby xkcd follower » Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:59 am UTC

Richard Milhouse Nixon, our best friend in the world!!!
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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:03 pm UTC

Hubert Humphrey, whoever the fuck that is... :?:

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby a-wan » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:26 pm UTC

An ant.

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:47 pm UTC

A blade of grass

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby SmoothBlade » Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:28 am UTC

erm... based on the table on that site

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:38 am UTC

Manchester fut'n Unoited!



(I'm American too, so screw it, I wanna keep this going. :P)

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby SmoothBlade » Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:44 am UTC

Meh.... tennis
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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:46 am UTC

Golf

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Postby SmoothBlade » Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:59 am UTC

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:38 am UTC

Happy Gilmore

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby SmoothBlade » Sun Sep 18, 2011 6:12 pm UTC

Rhyming


I've noticed its a bad idea to go down the list of something, so branching is pretty much required
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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby VanLeeroy » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:08 pm UTC

Grinding

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby SmoothBlade » Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:28 pm UTC

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby a-wan » Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:18 pm UTC

cream

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby farnsworth » Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:08 am UTC

Skim milk.

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Lorenz » Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:55 pm UTC

yogurt

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:52 pm UTC

Sherbet

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby SmoothBlade » Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:14 am UTC

Coffee icecream
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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby CorruptUser » Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:28 am UTC

ice

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby SmoothBlade » Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:29 am UTC

tepid water
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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby CorruptUser » Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:33 am UTC

dehydration

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby AvatarIII » Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:10 am UTC

running away

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby a-wan » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:00 pm UTC

deer in the headlights

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Lorenz » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:20 pm UTC

Car race

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby AvatarIII » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:30 pm UTC

a dispute over car performance...

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby farnsworth » Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:01 am UTC

Airplanes.

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby CorruptUser » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:37 am UTC

Trains

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Lorenz » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:15 am UTC

Horse carriage

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby a-wan » Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:26 pm UTC

An equinophobe.

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:21 am UTC

An even shorter dude.

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby AvatarIII » Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:43 am UTC

a short dude

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby a-wan » Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:07 pm UTC

Achilles (the short dude can only reach his heel).

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Jplus » Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:14 pm UTC

Hector, obviously.
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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby AvatarIII » Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:42 pm UTC

Protesilaus


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