xkcd

by **SmoothBlade** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:12 am UTC

Similar to rock paper scissors chainsaw, except in reverse.

Chainsaw

by **farnsworth** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:05 am UTC

Scissors.

Were you expecting something else?

by **Sean Quixote** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:21 am UTC

by **a-wan** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:02 pm UTC

clean shirt

by **Sean Quixote** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:41 am UTC

Damned, dirty Hippies...

by **xkcd follower** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:59 am UTC

Richard Milhouse Nixon, our best friend in the world!!!

by **Sean Quixote** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:03 pm UTC

Hubert Humphrey, whoever the fuck that is... :?:

by **a-wan** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:26 pm UTC

An ant.

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:47 pm UTC

A blade of grass

by **a-wan** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:59 pm UTC

by **SmoothBlade** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:28 am UTC

erm... based on the table on that site

Blackburn Rovers

American, so dont judge me

by **Sean Quixote** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:38 am UTC

Manchester fut'n Unoited!

(I'm American too, so screw it, I wanna keep this going.

)

by **SmoothBlade** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:44 am UTC

Meh.... tennis

by **Sean Quixote** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:46 am UTC

by **SmoothBlade** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:59 am UTC

mini-golf

by **Sean Quixote** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:38 am UTC

Happy Gilmore

by **SmoothBlade** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 6:12 pm UTC

Rhyming

I've noticed its a bad idea to go down the list of something, so branching is pretty much required

by **VanLeeroy** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:08 pm UTC

Grinding

by **SmoothBlade** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:28 pm UTC

Churning

by **a-wan** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:18 pm UTC

cream

by **farnsworth** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:08 am UTC

Skim milk.

by **Lorenz** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:55 pm UTC

yogurt

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:52 pm UTC

Sherbet

by **SmoothBlade** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:14 am UTC

Coffee icecream

by **CorruptUser** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:28 am UTC

by **SmoothBlade** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:29 am UTC

tepid water

by **CorruptUser** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:33 am UTC

dehydration

by **AvatarIII** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:10 am UTC

running away

by **a-wan** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:00 pm UTC

deer in the headlights

by **Lorenz** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:20 pm UTC

Car race

by **AvatarIII** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:30 pm UTC

a dispute over car performance...

by **farnsworth** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:01 am UTC

Airplanes.

by **CorruptUser** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:37 am UTC

Trains

by **Lorenz** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:15 am UTC

Horse carriage

by **a-wan** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:26 pm UTC

An equinophobe.

by **Sean Quixote** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:21 am UTC

An even shorter dude.

by **AvatarIII** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:43 am UTC

a short dude

by **a-wan** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:07 pm UTC

Achilles (the short dude can only reach his heel).

by **Jplus** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:14 pm UTC

Hector, obviously.

by **AvatarIII** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:42 pm UTC

Protesilaus