Look! its *insert adventurer name here*!!!

[Tomlidich]

right, so i came up with this outta the blue.

all the fora are to control the actions of your typical adventure hero, one action at a time.
for example:
you hear the distinct sound of a spring assist knife click open behind you. what now?
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*forum member a*
turn around and slap him with a fish!
it turns out to be a ninja. there is another one about 20 yards away. what now?
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*also: be sure to detail items that this guy pciks up/ drops.
ok ill start you guys out.


you are infiltrating the secret base of a russian drug lord known as brakovich. you can just make out the fence of the compound about a half mile away from the bush you are hiding in.
you currently have on you:
one road flare.
one folding swat grade knife.
two flash grenades
one springfield armory 1911 pistol, in .45
two 7 round magazines.
a silencer.

you are wearing:
specially made infiltration suit for this mission.
small tactical rig to hold your gear(chest rig)

what now?

[Meem1029]

I sneak through the forest towards the compound.

[Evengeduld]

While sneaking through the forest you fall down an air vent you didn't see and land on the desk of the drug lord. 20 angry russian dudes are now looking at you...

Spoiler:

you currently have on you:
one road flare.
one folding swat grade knife.
two flash grenades
one springfield armory 1911 pistol, in .45
two 7 round magazines.
a silencer.

you are wearing:
specially made infiltration suit for this mission.
small tactical rig to hold your gear(chest rig)

What now?

[Tomlidich]

be friendly! say hi..... and also set off a flash grenade and drop down behind the desk.



you currently have on you:
one road flare.
one folding swat grade knife.
one flash grenade
one springfield armory 1911 pistol, in .45
two 7 round magazines.
a silencer.

you are wearing:
specially made infiltration suit for this mission.
small tactical rig to hold your gear(chest rig)



what do you do now?

[Tomlidich]

****OP note********
this game does not seem to be catching on as well as i had hoped.....
cmon people get jiggy with it!


commence game again
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[Evengeduld]

Your flash bang seems to have a production error and didn't go off. The mobster get you strip you of all lethal things and throw you in some kind of jail...

Spoiler:

you are wearing:
specially made infiltration suit for this mission.
small tactical rig to hold your gear(chest rig)

you currently have on you:
a silencer.
one road flare.

what now?

[Tomlidich]

luckily, this is not your ordinary road flare. the boys at hq tweaked the mixture enough to make it hot enough to melt steel. strike the flare and start on the door hinges.

what now?

[Evengeduld]

While you light your flare you see that your dark cell is actually a storage room. In a blink you see a blow torch. You wait out a few moments on cutting the hinges and start investigating the storage room with the light from the flare.

What now?

Spoiler:

you are wearing:
specially made infiltration suit for this mission.
small tactical rig to hold your gear(chest rig)

you currently have on you:
a silencer.
one road flare. (Burning in your hand)

[Tomlidich]

upon further investigation, you find this room has a rather unusually large ac vent. grab the torch, and climb in the vent. the flare is now burning out, so you leave it behind.

you now have:
you are wearing:
specially made infiltration suit for this mission.
small tactical rig to hold your gear(chest rig)

you currently have on you:
a silencer.
one blow torch, with a half filled gas cylinder.

what now?

[Kromix]

as you are creeping through the vent you find a rubber dildo. you take it in your inventory.

you now have:
you are wearing:
specially made infiltration suit for this mission.
small tactical rig to hold your gear(chest rig)

you currently have on you:
a silencer.
A Rubber Dildo
one blow torch, with a half filled gas cylinder.

[Tomlidich]

as you are creeping through the vent you find a rubber dildo. you take it in your inventory.

you now have:
you are wearing:
specially made infiltration suit for this mission.
small tactical rig to hold your gear(chest rig)

you currently have on you:
a silencer.
A Rubber Dildo
one blow torch, with a half filled gas cylinder.

aha, kromix just the person i was looking for.
you come up on the vent for the next room over. it appears to be an armory, with lots of weapons. you see yours in the corner.

you now have:
you are wearing:
specially made infiltration suit for this mission, covered in lint from the ac vents
small tactical rig to hold your gear(chest rig)

you currently have on you:
a silencer.
A Rubber Dildo
one blow torch, with a half filled gas cylinder.[/
what now?

[Kromix]

To make sure you have a weapon if you ever get caught again you store the rubber dildo in your anal cavity. you pick up a knife, a generic handgun, and an MP5.Then climb back up in the vents to look for your target.

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Inventory:

you are wearing:
specially made infiltration suit for this mission, covered in lint from the ac vents
small tactical rig to hold your gear(chest rig)

you currently have on you:
a silencer.
a knife
a generic handgun
an MP5 Sub Machine Gun
A Rubber Dildo (Concealed)
one blow torch, with a half filled gas cylinder.


what now?

[Tomlidich]

the dildo is a little uncomfy, so you pull it out and leave it on a weapons rack (that should confuse someone!)
put the silencer on the handgun. up in the vents, you find a half decomposed mouse. take it with you, might be a tasty snack later.

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Inventory:

you are wearing:
specially made infiltration suit for this mission, covered in lint from the ac vents,
small tactical rig to hold your gear(chest rig)

you currently have on you:
a knife
a silenced generic handgun
an MP5 Sub Machine Gun
one blow torch, with a half filled gas cylinder.
somewhat tasty half decomposed mouse.


[Kromix]

As you crawl through the vents you find a promising room where you can begin your quest. you use the blow torch to cut the vent so you can safely climb down. the blow torch is now empty, you leave it behind.

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    Inventory:

    you are wearing:
    specially made infiltration suit for this mission, covered in lint from the ac vents,
    small tactical rig to hold your gear(chest rig)

    you currently have on you:
    a knife
    a silenced generic handgun
    an MP5 Sub Machine Gun
    somewhat tasty half decomposed mouse.



[Tomlidich]

you look around the room. there are two doors, one straight ahead, and one to the left. there is a table in the middle of the room, and a bowl of fruit upon the table. also in the fruit bowl is a frag grenade, what appears to be a used kleenex, and a few pencils. these people disgust you. take the grenade. also, there is a peice of paper with a bunch of tic tac toe scribbles on it.
you also got hungry, so you nibble a bit on the mouse.

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    Inventory:

    you are wearing:
    specially made infiltration suit for this mission, covered in lint from the ac vents,
    small tactical rig to hold your gear(chest rig)

    you currently have on you:
    a knife
    a silenced generic handgun
    an MP5 Sub Machine Gun
    somewhat tasty half decomposed, nibbled on mouse.
    one frag grenade with a faint snot smell.


what now?