xkcd

by **CorruptUser** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:57 am UTC

The Cosmic Owl

by **CorruptUser** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:25 pm UTC

(since this thread can't seem to create a response)

Evil Eagle

by **Jplus** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:40 pm UTC

A beak infection.

by **mathgeek17** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:14 pm UTC

Medicine.

by **Jumble** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:11 pm UTC

Drug resistance

by **Jplus** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:25 am UTC

Superman (many, microscale).

by **Kromix** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:08 pm UTC

kryptonyte (macroscale)

by **slbub** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:14 pm UTC

some number of doors down

by **CorruptUser** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:59 am UTC

The really creepy living there

by **slbub** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:03 am UTC

the guy who is also living there

by **CorruptUser** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:04 am UTC

a bath

by **slbub** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:04 am UTC

by **Jplus** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:08 am UTC

Soda.

by **CorruptUser** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:09 am UTC

by **slbub** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:17 am UTC

jack daniels

by **slbub** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:18 am UTC

not the best if you try it as tooth paste though.

by **mathgeek17** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:08 pm UTC

Actual toothpaste.

by **Jumble** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:44 pm UTC

That hideous stuff with the bicarb in it.

by **slbub** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:36 pm UTC

diet mt. dew

by **CorruptUser** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:59 pm UTC

Surge

(Also, Jack Daniels does make for decent mouthwash; the active ingredient in mouthwash is alcohol)

by **slbub** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:36 pm UTC

lightning bolt

by **CorruptUser** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:39 am UTC

Rubber

by **Arabascan** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:37 am UTC

Scissors.

by **AvatarIII** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:00 am UTC

by **userxp** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:58 am UTC

~~Paper~~. Wait, that makes no sense, how could paper ever beat rock?
Hydrofluoric acid, I guess.

by **AvatarIII** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:06 pm UTC

neutralising agent, let's go for Potassium Hydroxide.

by **jendral_hxr** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:13 pm UTC

more concentrated acid!!

by **userxp** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:17 pm UTC

Water. Lots of water.

by **slbub** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:30 pm UTC

vinegar

by **Jplus** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:53 pm UTC

Aliens that savour vinegar as if it were <insert something delicious here>.

By the way, there are two alternative explanation on why paper beats rock. One is that paper can wrap a rock. The other is that paper can carry a rock.

by **Jumble** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:43 pm UTC

Men in black

by **slbub** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:05 pm UTC

the CIA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz7k4wGsGWo

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:58 am UTC

the NSA

by **mathgeek17** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:37 am UTC

The FBI

by **slbub** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:12 am UTC

the KGB

by **mathgeek17** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:28 am UTC

The KND

by **slbub** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:35 am UTC

coke-a-cola

by **Jplus** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:02 am UTC

by **AvatarIII** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:04 am UTC

a tea drinker.

by **Evengeduld** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:06 am UTC

Alergies

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