xkcd

by **Jplus** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:21 am UTC

slbub wrote:it loos like...

...some one maid a mess

Indeed! How exactly are dust mites beaten by dust, according to you?

Continuation for the maid: naughty children.

by **slbub** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:17 pm UTC

Jplus wrote:
slbub wrote:it loos like...

...some one maid a mess

Indeed! How exactly are dust mites beaten by dust, according to you?

Continuation for the maid: naughty children.

overeating on the dust... then exploding...

by **Sean Quixote** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:43 pm UTC

The forensics team...

(Because you just blew up the children...? Jeez, I didn't think they were that bad...)

by **slbub** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:50 pm UTC

a drunk forensics team

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:06 pm UTC

Well before it probably would have been a murderer, but now it's the victim.

by **Jplus** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:10 pm UTC

Your brand new carpet (if the murder took place in your house).

by **slbub** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:11 pm UTC

your old rug for the dog

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:15 pm UTC

The welcome mat, for the cat

by **Jumble** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:08 pm UTC

Local stray

by **slbub** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:04 pm UTC

out-of-town pet

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:18 pm UTC

An injured bird.

by **slbub** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:28 pm UTC

a legless ferret

by **Jplus** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:05 pm UTC

One of those fishes that clean the teeth of a shart (how are they called?), mistaking the legless ferret for a shark.

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:13 pm UTC

Plankton

by **slbub** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:12 am UTC

wooden planks

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:29 am UTC

Paper planks

by **slbub** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:48 am UTC

2D planks

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:56 am UTC

A toothpick (which is basically just a one-dimensional plank :mrgreen:

)

by **AvatarIII** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:14 am UTC

a single grain of wood dust (as close to a 0D plank as possible i guess)

by **Jplus** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:54 am UTC

The sterile section of an integrated circuit factory.

by **slbub** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:53 pm UTC

38 emperor penguins

by **AvatarIII** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:04 pm UTC

32 king penguins

by **Jplus** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:42 pm UTC

slbub wrote:38 emperor penguins

How...?

by **Tomlidich** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:37 pm UTC

a set of encyclopedias from 1988.

(btw, does this game have a point?)

by **slbub** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:18 pm UTC

Jplus wrote:
slbub wrote:38 emperor penguins

How...?

tell me what 38 emperor penguins don't beat, well, other than encyclopedias

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:55 pm UTC

slbub wrote:
Jplus wrote:
slbub wrote:38 emperor penguins

How...?

tell me what 38 emperor penguins don't beat, well, other than encyclopedias

Well, either... The sterile section of an integrated circuit factory, or you've missed the point of the thread somehow.

Moving on... let's see if anyone even gets this reference...

Pelican Books

by **slbub** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:05 pm UTC

oops mixed up this one with the other :oops:

by **Jplus** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:12 pm UTC

Tomlidich wrote:a set of encyclopedias from 1988.

(btw, does this game have a point?)

You answered your own question, sir.

Sean Quixote wrote:Pelican Books

Tabloids.

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:22 pm UTC

The News of the World

by **slbub** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:38 pm UTC

the news of south america

by **Tomlidich** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:17 pm UTC

Montezuma's revenge

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:27 pm UTC

Tourists who drink the water

by **CorruptUser** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:20 am UTC

The worm

by **Jumble** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:00 am UTC

The tequilla bottle

by **slbub** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:54 am UTC

the empty tequila bottle :cry:

by **AvatarIII** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 9:10 am UTC

someone about to attack you in a bar.

by **Jplus** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:04 am UTC

Someone standing in their way.

by **AvatarIII** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:14 am UTC

someone casually walking along.

by **slbub** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:10 pm UTC

someone just laying on the floor

by **Jplus** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:57 pm UTC

A dance floor.

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