Attack and Defend

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merelydicta
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby merelydicta » Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:27 am UTC

I defend with a hardened bunker.

I attack with a bribe.

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CorruptUser
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby CorruptUser » Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:19 pm UTC

I defend with massive wealth

I attack with snide remarks

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Tomlidich
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich » Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:29 pm UTC

i defend with ear plugs

i attack with a pen mightier than a sword

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Sean Quixote
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:34 pm UTC

I defend with a pen made out of a sword.

I attack with a sword made out of a pen.

merelydicta
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby merelydicta » Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:20 am UTC

I defend with a trash can lid.

I attach with the trash can.

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Tomlidich
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:15 pm UTC

merelydicta wrote:I defend with a trash can lid.

I attach with the trash can.


i stand around and watch you try to attach the trash can to something.

also, i attack with angry german kids keyboard.

merelydicta
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby merelydicta » Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:08 am UTC

Hahaha my bad.

I defend with the Numa Numa guy.

I attack with typos.

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CorruptUser
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby CorruptUser » Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:09 pm UTC

Eye deafened width spell cheque.

I attack with foreign languages.

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Kromix
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Kromix » Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:44 pm UTC

Mi difendo dall'attacco con traduzione in linguaggio

i attack with fart to the nose!
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Tomlidich
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich » Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:46 pm UTC

i defend with the capital of thailand

i attack with a moldy loaf of bread

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CorruptUser
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby CorruptUser » Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:25 pm UTC

I defend with bacteria! Wait, that doesn't work.

I attack with inappropriate touching.

Duban
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Duban » Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:42 pm UTC

I enjoy it.

I attack the next poster with burnt poo at the end of a stick.
It is not the gods I fear. No, It is those who claim to speak for them that concern me.

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CorruptUser
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby CorruptUser » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:51 am UTC

I defend with a chimpanzee

I attack with honey badgers

merelydicta
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby merelydicta » Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:28 am UTC

I defend with honey bears.

I attack with honey bees.

AntonGarou
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby AntonGarou » Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:15 pm UTC

I defend with smoke

I attack with fire
I'm not nitpicking, I'm quarkpicking!

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CorruptUser
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby CorruptUser » Sun Oct 09, 2011 5:05 am UTC

I defend with strategically placed fires.

I attack with a wave motion gun.

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Tomlidich
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:29 pm UTC

i defend with hand waving.

i attack with evil intentions

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CorruptUser
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby CorruptUser » Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:18 pm UTC

I defend with guilt.

I attack with eagles.

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Tomlidich
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich » Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:18 pm UTC

i defend with a jet engine intake.

i attack with a staple gun.

merelydicta
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby merelydicta » Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:31 am UTC

I defend with a gun.

You'd think I'd attack with the same but no...I attack with the element of surprise.

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Tomlidich
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich » Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:42 pm UTC

i defend with cia intel that is more or less reliable.

i attack with scotch tape.

AntonGarou
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby AntonGarou » Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:13 pm UTC

I defend with x-cutter

I attack with falling debris
I'm not nitpicking, I'm quarkpicking!

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Tomlidich
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich » Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:54 pm UTC

i defend with a pmphlet entitled "would you be ready if gravity suddenly reversed itself?"

i attack with a burnt out graphics card.

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Sean Quixote
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:28 am UTC

I defend with a blind firefighter.

I attack with a deaf SONAR operator.

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CorruptUser
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby CorruptUser » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:04 am UTC

I defend with a blind sentry.

I attack with Sean Connery.

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Tomlidich
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:45 pm UTC

i defendsh withsh a shtaplersh


i attack with a slightly distorted body panel from a vlokswagen bug.

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Kromix
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Kromix » Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:19 pm UTC

you get blitzkrieged with a slügbügpünchen in offensive defense :D


i attack with a monkey wrench (the drink)
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Tomlidich
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich » Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:47 pm UTC

i defend with an actual monkey wrnech, spill your drink, break the glass it was in, and make you cry.

i attack with open source software.

kubuzetto
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby kubuzetto » Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:57 pm UTC

I defended by hiding behind an ignorant Windows fanboy.

Attacking with superuser rights.

kubuzetto
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby kubuzetto » Wed Oct 12, 2011 5:01 pm UTC

I defended by hiding behind an ignorant Windows fanboy.

Attacking with superuser privileges.

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Kromix
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Kromix » Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:40 pm UTC

i defend with legacy hardware support, and no software documentation... (didn't specify what OSS :p )

i attack with :twisted:
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Tomlidich
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich » Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:42 pm UTC

i defend with .i.

i attack with sexual innuendo.

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Kromix
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Kromix » Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:56 pm UTC

i defend with a harassment claim

i attack with your grandma's floppy, used, still gooey, dildo... :roll:
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Tomlidich
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich » Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:30 pm UTC

i defend with an impenetrable brick wall, covered in bleach, with signs yelling NO! at you.

i attack with disgust.

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Kromix
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Kromix » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:36 pm UTC

I defend with joy

i attack with my Vorpal Bastard Sword
/roll d20 = 19*critical hit*
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Tomlidich
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:02 am UTC

i defend with a +20 shirt of smiting.

i attack with a dead hooker.

kubuzetto
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby kubuzetto » Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:07 am UTC

I defend with zombie army

Attacking with River Tam.

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Tomlidich
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich » Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:43 pm UTC

defending with "ill be in my bunk"

i attack with stainless steel thread.

kubuzetto
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby kubuzetto » Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:07 pm UTC

defending with diagonal pliers.

attacking with dial-up internet connection.

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Tomlidich
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Re: Attack and Defend

Postby Tomlidich » Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:11 pm UTC

defend with fios

i attack with a styrofoam cup of acid.


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