Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby slbub » Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:41 pm UTC

bar napkins

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby You, sir, name? » Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:06 pm UTC

slbub wrote:bar napkins


Medical waste.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby AvatarIII » Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:29 pm UTC

A cin bin

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby CorruptUser » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:05 am UTC

Pumpkin pie

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby slbub » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:52 am UTC

carrot cake

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby mathgeek17 » Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:02 pm UTC

My secret recipe for mint chocolate cake

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby slbub » Fri Oct 14, 2011 7:52 am UTC

grape fruit juce

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby CorruptUser » Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:29 am UTC

Screwdriver.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jplus » Sun Oct 16, 2011 12:46 pm UTC

An oven.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby mathgeek17 » Sun Oct 16, 2011 6:54 pm UTC

A microwave

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby CorruptUser » Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:08 am UTC

Railgun.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby slbub » Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:25 am UTC

a train

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby AvatarIII » Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:59 am UTC

the end of the line.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jplus » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:56 am UTC

A pencil.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby AvatarIII » Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:34 am UTC

overzealous sharpening

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby slbub » Mon Oct 17, 2011 4:25 pm UTC

teeth sharpening

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby mathgeek17 » Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:16 pm UTC

A Dentist

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby slbub » Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:01 am UTC

the Audre 1

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Arabascan » Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:13 pm UTC

WTF is Audre 1?
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby slbub » Sun Nov 20, 2011 7:46 am UTC

if you have ever seen little shop of horrors you would know

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Arabascan » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:49 pm UTC

Well, I didn't and don't.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Kromix » Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:44 pm UTC

pesticide
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jplus » Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:07 pm UTC

Pesticide resistance.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Arabascan » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:26 pm UTC

Monsanto
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby xkcd follower » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:55 pm UTC

Anonymous
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby mathgeek17 » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:25 am UTC

Lulzsec

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby xkcdfan » Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:10 am UTC

TeaMp0isoN

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby AvatarIII » Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:09 am UTC

Spell check.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby xkcd follower » Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:25 am UTC

Microsoft Word failures.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby mathgeek17 » Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:57 am UTC

Ubuntu

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby xkcd follower » Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:21 am UTC

Linux
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby farnsworth » Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:10 am UTC

GNU.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby xkcd follower » Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:38 am UTC

C++... with another + added just to be safe
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jplus » Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:59 am UTC

You break the game! Nothing beats C++! :P

... alright, still an attempt: 5*108 Kelvin.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby AvatarIII » Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:38 pm UTC

a black hole.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby slbub » Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:35 pm UTC

a congress man

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jumble » Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:47 pm UTC

An election
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby CorruptUser » Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:07 am UTC

The Mafia

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby farnsworth » Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:20 am UTC

The Russian Mafia.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Evengeduld » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:27 am UTC

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