xkcd

by **Kewangji** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:47 pm UTC

pseudoidiot wrote:The world revolves around Steve Jobs.

If he heard you say that, he would turn in his grave.

by **Feddlefew** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:24 pm UTC

Kewangji wrote:
pseudoidiot wrote:The world revolves around Steve Jobs.

If he heard you say that, he would turn in his grave.

Thus knocking the earth's rotation off its axis?

by **Monotonius** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:46 am UTC

http://xkcd.com/963/
http://xkcd.com/523/

by **Link** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:35 am UTC

: Next up: possible inverse relation between satisfaction and intelligence. But first, kitty huggles! =^.^=; catisfaction.png (11.92 KiB) Viewed 3903 times

Sources: 231, 963

by **Kithplana** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:39 am UTC

Kewangji wrote:
pseudoidiot wrote:The world revolves around Steve Jobs.

If he heard you say that, he would turn in his grave.

Assuming the truth of the first statement, I believe his grave would turn around him.

ETA: ...I didn't read the previous page. *facepalm*

EAgainTA: I guess this brings the joke full circle.

by **TheChewanater** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:08 am UTC

Appropriate?

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http://xkcd.com/961/

by **I Am Raven** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:39 am UTC

Yes, I think so. And it's pretty good, but doesn't really belong in the XKCDSW thread I believe. :wink:

by **Monotonius** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:57 pm UTC

My new roommate insists that we only listen to bands from Guitar Hero.

http://xkcd.com/964/
http://xkcd.com/802/

by **SurgicalSteel** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:44 am UTC

I win.

by **Ubik** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 10:45 am UTC

964

by **I Am Raven** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 7:26 pm UTC

Oh no you didn't!

by **You, sir, name?** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 7:35 pm UTC

by **I Am Raven** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 7:52 pm UTC

Oh boy... here we go again.
"Listen, I wouldn't worry about that." is sort of the response I am anticipating here.

by **Kewangji** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 7:57 pm UTC

I would worry about that a lot.

by **pseudoidiot** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 8:05 pm UTC

: Well, it's better than Vista.

by **SirBryghtside** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:23 pm UTC

I Am Raven wrote:Oh boy... here we go again.
"Listen, I wouldn't worry about that." is sort of the response I am anticipating here.

Might as well get it out of the way, then:

Edit: Just thought of one:

by **kaimason1** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:33 am UTC

TheChewanater wrote:Appropriate?

Great, now if Bill Gates dies in two days, I'm gonna be genuinely creeped out...

by **Link** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:33 am UTC

: The neo-Nazism was one thing, but the bastard used Vista, and that's just unforgivable!

Sources: 528, 964

by **Jared the Great** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:28 pm UTC

Just whipped these up quickly.

by **Burkitt** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:11 pm UTC

The other 85% will be completely unaffordable

by **sophyturtle** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:22 am UTC

I love that squirrel.

Also, housing jokes.

by **Burkitt** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:09 am UTC

How could intentionally infecting a computer with every known virus NOT be a good idea?

by **kaimason1** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:40 pm UTC

What comic is that from? I can't remember.

by **e^iπ+1=0** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:43 pm UTC

by **Burkitt** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:53 pm UTC

Would somebody please explain just what exactly was classy about that?

by **teelo** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:46 am UTC

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by **Burkitt** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:39 am UTC

This would actually be the entirety of the movie Predator if it was set today

by **RedWolf** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:51 pm UTC

Burkitt, that was the first one to make me actually laugh out loud in a long time.

by **e^iπ+1=0** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:22 am UTC

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by **Oflick** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:16 am UTC

http://xkcd.com/971/

by **poxic** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:33 am UTC

MUCH worse. Well, er, badly, er ... Worse done!

by **Pingouin7** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:53 pm UTC

Original: http://xkcd.com/976/

by **Burkitt** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:06 pm UTC

Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? I do, I do!

by **felltir** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:17 am UTC

I love you.

by **Burkitt** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:11 pm UTC

Then straight back to the station to catch the 07:54, get the 10:06 from Paddington and you can make it to Newquay in time to watch the sunset over the sea too.

by **felltir** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:24 pm UTC

Lewisham is NOT north greenwich

by **Burkitt** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:36 pm UTC

No, no it isn't. Hence the need for the 108 bus.

by **WolfieMario** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:27 pm UTC

Screw Rabbits

To be fair, if you counted the cost of cage/tank and other 'one-time' equipment, turtles would be the farthest to left, excluding horses which are already off the chart. Screw turtles.
Sources: 980, 388, 231, 889, 20, 936

To anyone wondering, there's a reason I left out the most-used animal in xkcd-sw:

Screw Squirrels

If you're looking at this in an archive, years from now, your context is the xkcd-sw "Screw Rabbits" by WolfieMario.
Sources: 776, 980

And no, I don't actually think "bigger makes better" when it comes to pets. A sloth may be larger than a ferret, but I'd rather have a ferret any day!

EDIT: Fixed redundancy of "What's the average annual cost of owning one of you for a year?", because it was redundant.

by **Burkitt** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:05 pm UTC

Brilliant!

by **Amarantha** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:23 am UTC

Burkitt wrote:<awesome money sw>

I lol'd so hard

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