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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Oflick » Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:04 am UTC

Provocatively procreative, Premier Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant but garrulous guillotine conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Woodstock 2056, while the President was playing Rush and Van Halen.


Fuck historical accuracy. I wanted to make it "Prime Minister", but that's two words.

EDIT: Top of page. Can't break the flow of the game for the top page. I'm editing in a contribution in, screw my original message, it made this post look really untidy. All I said was we might as well leave in the three word contribution as it was an honest mistake.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Sean Quixote » Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:06 am UTC

Provocatively procreative, Premier Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant but garrulous guillotine coitally conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Woodstock 2056, while the President was playing Rush and Van Halen.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Mon Oct 17, 2011 4:45 am UTC

Provocatively procreative, Premier Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant butt garrulous guillotine coitally conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Woodstock 2056, while the President was playing Rush and Van Halen.

Also, what ever happened to my three word story? viewtopic.php?f=14&t=62137&p=2224556&hilit=three+word+story#p2224556
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:32 am UTC

Provocatively procreative, Premier Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant butt garrulous guillotine coitally conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Woodstock 2056, while the President was playing Rush and Van Helsing


I dunno, what happens to it? :P
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Oflick » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:42 am UTC

Provocatively procreative, Premier Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant butt garrulous guillotine coitally conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Oxford 2056, while the President was playing Rush and Van Helsing


The university of the future.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Oct 17, 2011 4:10 pm UTC

Provocatively procreative, Premier Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant butt garrulous guillotine coitally conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Oxford 2056, while the President was playing Rush Van Helsing.


Rush and Van
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Oflick » Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:08 am UTC

Provocatively procreative, Premier Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant butt garrulous guillotine coitally conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Oxford 2056, while the Candyman was playing Rush Van Helsing.


Tried to avoid it becoming the Sean Quixote and Oflick thread again by waiting a few days, but we seem to be the ones most into this game.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Sat Oct 22, 2011 2:24 am UTC

Provocatively procreative, Premier Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant butt-guillotine coitally conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Oxford 2056, while the Candyman was playing Rush Van Helsing.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Oflick » Sat Oct 22, 2011 3:55 am UTC

Pro procreative, Premier Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant butt-guillotine coitally conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Oxford 2056, while the Candyman was playing Rush Van Helsing.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Sean Quixote » Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:46 pm UTC

Pro procreative, Premier Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant butt-guillotine coitally conspired and hemorrhaged honorably at Oxford 2056, while the Candyman was playing Rush Van Helsing.


Yeah, there's really no way to avoid "thread crowding" if no one else will post. =\

I suggest a missionary campaign.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Oflick » Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:47 am UTC

Pro procreative, Premier Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant butt-guillotine coitally coloured and hemorrhaged honorably at Oxford 2056, while the Candyman was playing Rush Van Helsing.


There's two American English spellings, I'm throwing in some British/Australian English in there.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Sean Quixote » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:21 am UTC

Pro procreative, Premier Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant butt-guillotine coitally coloured and hemorrhaged honorably at Oxford 2056, while the Candyman was biting Rush Van Helsing.


That's not exactly what I meant by missionary campaign. Image
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Oflick » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:36 am UTC

Pro procreative, Premier Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant butt-guillotine coitally coloured, some hemorrhaged honorably at Oxford 2056, while the Candyman was biting Rush Van Helsing.


Regardless of what you meant, let the thread crowding begin. Oh, and a fuck you to grammar; it's been too long since something that makes absolutely no grammatical sense has been thrown in.

EDIT: a comma allows it to make a bit of sense I just realised.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:23 am UTC

Pro-life Premier Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant butt-guillotine coitally coloured, some hemorrhaged honorably at Oxford 2056, while the Candyman was biting Rush Van Helsing.


It has begun! :mrgreen:
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Oflick » Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:00 am UTC

Pro-life Premier Ronald McDonald's recalcitrant butt-guillotine coitally coloured, some hemorrhaged honorably at Oxford 2056, while the Candyman was biting Rush Van Helsing.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:35 am UTC

Pro-life Premier Ronald McDonald's recalcitrant butt-guillotine coitally coloured, some hemorrhaged honorably at Stonehenge 2056, while the Candyman was biting Rush Van Helsing.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Oflick » Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:06 am UTC

Pro-life Premier Ronald McDonald's butt-guillotine coitally coloured, some hemorrhaged honorably at Stonehenge 2056, while the Candyman was biting Rush Van Helsing.


recalcitrant. I figure if I remove words every so often, it won't become too ridiculously long.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:16 am UTC

Pro-life Premier Ronald McDonald's butt-guillotine coitally coloured, some hemorrhaged honorably at Stonehenge 2012, while the Candyman was biting Rush Van Helsing.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Oflick » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:07 pm UTC

Pro-life Premier Ronald McDonald's butt-guillotine coitally coloured, some hemorrhaged honorably at Stonehenge 2012, while the Candyman was Rush Van Helsing.


The Candyman and Rush Van Helsing are one!
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:53 pm UTC

Pro-life Premier Ronald McDonald's butt-guillotine coitally coloured, some hemorrhaged honorably at Stonehenge 2012, while the Candyman was Rush Van Winkle.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Oflick » Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:56 pm UTC

Pro-life Premier Ronald McDonald's butt-guillotine cheerfully coloured, some hemorrhaged honorably at Stonehenge 2012, while the Candyman was Rush Van Winkle.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby ibgdude » Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:03 pm UTC

Pro-life Premier Ronald McDonald's butt-guillotine cheerfully coloured and hemorrhaged honorably at Stonehenge 2012, while the Candyman was Rush Van Winkle.
Hawknc wrote:This is the easiest question ever asked on the forum, and you guys turn it into a two-page debate.

...Don't ever change.

Six pages and still going.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:10 pm UTC

Pro-life Premier Ronald McDonald's butt-hole guillotine, cheerfully coloured and hemorrhaged honorably at Stonehenge 2012, while the Candyman was Rush Van Winkle.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Oflick » Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:10 am UTC

Pro-life Premier Ronald McDonald's butt-hole surfer cheerfully coloured and hemorrhaged honorably at Stonehenge 2012, while the Candyman was Rush Van Winkle.


Good to see someone broke the chain of Sean Quixote and I.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Plasma Mongoose » Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:11 am UTC

Pro-life Premier Ronald McDonald's butt-hole surfer cheerfully coloured and hemorrhaged at Stonehenge 2012, while the Candyman was Rush Van Winkle.


honorably
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Oflick » Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:37 am UTC

Pro-life Premier Ronald McDonald's butt-hole surfer cheerfully coloured and hemorrhaged at Stonehenge, while the Candyman was Rush Van Winkle.


Hooray! Another poster. 2012
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Sean Quixote » Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:39 pm UTC

Pro-life Premier Ronald McDonald's butt-hole surfer cheerfully coloured and hemorrhaged at Stonehenge, while the Candyman went Rush Van Winkle.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Oflick » Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:06 am UTC

Pro-life Premier Ronald McDonald's butt-hole surfer cheerfully coloured and hemorrhaged at Stonehenge, while the Candyman went Rush Winkle.


Van.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby ibgdude » Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:08 am UTC

Pro-life Premier Ronald McDonald's black hole surfer cheerfully coloured and hemorrhaged at Stonehenge, while the Candyman went Rush Winkle.
Hawknc wrote:This is the easiest question ever asked on the forum, and you guys turn it into a two-page debate.

...Don't ever change.

Six pages and still going.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Oflick » Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:51 am UTC

Pro-life Premier Ronald McDonald's black hole surfer cheerfully coloured and hemorrhaged at Stonehenge, while the Candyman went Winkle.


Rush
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Sean Quixote » Sat Oct 29, 2011 7:10 pm UTC

Pro-life Premier Ronald McDonald's black hole surfer cheerfully coloured and hemorrhaged at Stonehenge, while the Candyman went Winklevoss.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Oflick » Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:39 pm UTC

Did Premier Ronald McDonald's black hole surfer cheerfully colour and hemorrhage at Stonehenge, while the Candyman went Winklevoss?

Pro-life -> Did. I count it as one word.

Changed coloured to colour and haemorrhaged to haemorrhage (minus the a of course).
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Sean Quixote » Sun Oct 30, 2011 1:34 am UTC

Who did Premier Ronald McDonald's black hole surfer cheerfully colour and hemorrhage at Stonehenge, while the Candyman went Winklevoss?


Haha, I'm not even sure if that's been done yet - turning the sentence into a question...?
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Oflick » Sun Oct 30, 2011 2:20 am UTC

Who did Premier Ronald McDonald's black hole surfer cheerfully colour and hemorrhage behind Stonehenge, while the Candyman went Winklevoss?


I could've sworn I saw a question when I was looking back through the topic, but I can't find it at the moment. Maybe I imagined it.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Sean Quixote » Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:33 pm UTC

Who did Premier Ronald McDonald's black hole surfer cheerfully colour the hemorrhage behind Stonehenge, while the Candyman went Winklevoss?


and -> the
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Oflick » Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:40 pm UTC

"Who did Premier Ronald McDonald's black hole surfer cheerfully colour the hemorrhage behind Stonehenge?" Said the Candyman went Winklevoss


while -> said. Making sense is overrated.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Sean Quixote » Sun Oct 30, 2011 11:42 pm UTC

"Who did Premier Ronald McDonald's black hole surfer cheerfully colour the hemorrhage behind?" Stonehenge said that Candyman went Winklevoss.


Stick the -> that in your pipe, and smoke it. :mrgreen:
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Oflick » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:31 am UTC

"Who did Premier Ronald McDonald's black hole surfer cheerfully colour the hemorrhage behind?" Stonehenge said that Candyman went Winklevoss. [sic]


Here's our excuse for making no sense. Does [sic] go after the full stop? I'm not sure.
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:05 am UTC

"Who did Premier Ronald McDonald's black hole surfer cheerfully colour the hemorrhage behind?" Stonehenge said that Candyman got Winklevoss. [sic]


Lmao! Good show! But anyways, I'm not really sure. First of all, precisely what a "full stop" actually is -- I've just now looked it up on Wikipedia, and the first sentence seems to have refuted my previously-held conception that commas are included in the grammatical function... But anyway, the other thing I'm not entirely clear on is the precise rules for [sic]. I know that it's used to denote an intentionally-left-in mistake, but other than that I dunno. :P
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Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Postby Oflick » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:21 am UTC

"Who did Ronald McDonald's black hole surfer cheerfully colour the hemorrhage behind?" Stonehenge said that Candyman got Winklevoss. [sic]


Premier. A full stop is a period. That thing that occurred after the word period. THERE! IT HAPPENED AGAIN!

Full stop is Australian-English for period, to put it simply.
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