Provocatively procreative, Premier Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant but garrulous guillotine conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Woodstock 2056, while the President was playing Rush and Van Halen.
Fuck historical accuracy. I wanted to make it "Prime Minister", but that's two words.
EDIT: Top of page. Can't break the flow of the game for the top page. I'm editing in a contribution in, screw my original message, it made this post look really untidy. All I said was we might as well leave in the three word contribution as it was an honest mistake.