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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby ekzrated » Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:02 pm UTC

Well, I wouldn't post them if they weren't true!

NP will die a terrible, slow, painful death, unless he forwards this forum game:

1-5 mins: 5 people

6-10 mins: 15 people

11-20 mins: 40 people

21-50 mins: The intarnets!
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Azrael001 » Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:05 pm UTC

Good, that is my plan.

V has no life outside the internet.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby ekzrated » Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:09 pm UTC

There is no outside! It's a lie made up by the Matrix!


NP wants to join Scientology to save money. For the future.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Azrael001 » Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:11 pm UTC

That doesn't even make any sense?!

V Is average.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby ekzrated » Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:15 pm UTC

You're just jealous.

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby abrenecki » Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:37 am UTC

Your right.

NP has hypocritically called someone a hypocrite.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Cornelius » Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:49 am UTC

I'll admit it.


NP is secretly an FBI agent and will commit An Hero when they read this.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby abrenecki » Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:01 am UTC

Shhh!

NP has hypocritically accused someone of hypocritically accusing someone of hypocrisy, and still has no idea where I'm going with this.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Cornelius » Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:22 am UTC

What?


NP is more confused than a stuck pig at a birthday party.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Amnesiasoft » Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:02 pm UTC

Did I miss something? What are you all laughing at?!

NP thinks swallowing batteries is a healthy activity.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby ekzrated » Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:18 pm UTC

Look. You still haven't proven it to me that it's unhealthy, so until then, I'll continue to increase my energy level this way and assume you're all jealous of how I can keep going and going and going without any need to stop. By the way, anybody got some maalox or pepto? My stomach's been hurting me slightly. By the way, is it manly to refer to it as "tummy"? 'cause I think that only girls call it that, or little kids. Anyway, what kind of batteries do you guys use usually? My favorite was DuracellTM, but now it's EnergizerTM. I like the shiny silver.


NP actually read all that and considered eating a battery to see if it would hurt.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Col. Mustard » Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:25 pm UTC

I didn't consider eating a battery at all.
Can I get some of that pepto?


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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby ekzrated » Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:40 pm UTC

How else can I tell if they're clean? Really?

NP thinks all teens taking nude pics of themselves are pedophiles.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby abrenecki » Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:02 am UTC

Dictionary.app wrote:pedophile |ˈpiːdə(ʊ)fʌɪl| ( Brit. paedophile)
noun
a person who is sexually attracted to children.

Assuming teens count as children, which legally we do under 18 in most jurisdictions, I think, then this is true of all of us, not just the picture-taking ones.

NP would still defend their operating system of choice to the death, and is older than twelve.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby michaelandjimi » Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:45 am UTC

Yes and yes. My operating system happens to be life

V lacks originality in his insult.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby ekzrated » Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:22 pm UTC

If by "lacks" you mean "Is holding back A LOT" then yes.

NP wants me to explain what I mean by "dumber than gerbils being shoved up perverts' asses"
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby CrunchyFoodstuff » Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:10 pm UTC

If you hadn't said it with your mouth full, I'd have understood it.

V's head could as well be replaced by a block of concrete.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby ekzrated » Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:12 pm UTC

It's possible, but if you dropped it on my head, the concrete block would shatter. Not to mention, piss me off.

NP thinks the wars on drugs and terror are going to bring an improvement of life for the people of the world.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:27 am UTC

Apparently, no one believed that, cause it killed the thread. :P

NP was born yesterday. And since it'll likely be three years from now, also a three-year-old..
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:40 am UTC

I seem to be rather intelligent for a three year old. I must be what they call a child prodigy.

The next poster is rather confused about how a three year old is smarter than he or she.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Randomizer » Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:37 am UTC

I'm not really that confused by it, actually; I'm only two myself.

NP has the ambitions of a sloth, the mental capacity of a grain of sand, and their posts have the integrity of rotted wood.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:44 pm UTC

Randomizer wrote:NP has the ambitions of a sloth

That is actually an accurate statement.
Randomizer wrote:the mental capacity of a grain of sand

Only if that grain of sand has mutated into a genius.
Randomizer wrote:and their posts have the integrity of rotted wood.

Actually, even though rotten wood isn't as strong as normal wood, if it rots in the right way it can still be fairly strong.

Next poster is incapable of insulting the poster after him or herself.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Randomizer » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:11 am UTC

How was I supposed to know that the next poster would be an actual dog using the internet, and not simply a human displaying the typing skills of one?

Next poster's ability to distinguish different people via odor alone is very, very poor, what with their olfactory senses being sub-par even by human standards.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Kromix » Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:21 pm UTC

so what, you are ugly and nothing can fix that :)

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Melic » Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:27 pm UTC

...So what your saying is I have know my dad my hole life and will eventually learn to travel in time? that is awsome.

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Kromix » Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:46 pm UTC

you got me there bubba...

NP is so dumb he is going to reply to this post :mrgreen:
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby mathgeek17 » Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:16 pm UTC

Yup.

NP is depriving a village of their idiot.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Kromix » Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:09 pm UTC

three villages thankyouveryumuch!!!

NP is so dumb, his IQ is a negative value.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Randomizer » Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:05 am UTC

I am an intellectual black hole, from which even common sense cannot escape.

NP regularly chases after skunks which, sadly, results in an improvement over his natural oder.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby BurningLed » Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:25 pm UTC

On the bright side, I never have any trouble with overcrowding on subways.

NP is a sheep-buggerer.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby mathgeek17 » Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:07 pm UTC

I'll pretend to know what that means.

NP has no class and drank all the throwing wine and probably doesn't get this reference.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby UniqueScreenname » Sat Nov 05, 2011 6:50 pm UTC

He's right. I don't get that reference.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby xX17GHDUDE17Xx » Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:29 am UTC

LSU Tiger sweatpants is the only thing you ever need!

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby mathgeek17 » Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:16 am UTC

"I don't know what that is and I won't respond to it" -Lucille Bluth (more or less).

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Randomizer » Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:43 am UTC

I'd respond to that, but the network would have to censor it.

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby mathgeek17 » Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:57 pm UTC

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't tell the popo's. (That's what my driver's ed teacher always called them and I kind of picked it up)

NP looks like something the cat dragged in, ate and then spit back out.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Kromix » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:28 pm UTC

Giggity giggity!

NP likes to smells his farts before they come out and ends up with a self inflicted brown streaked nose.... Eww
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Randomizer » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:46 pm UTC

For the record, that's not where I was intending to stick my nose.

NP is as subtle as a sledgehammer.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Kromix » Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:40 pm UTC

Конечно товарищ


NP is a doo-doo head!


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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby AvatarIII » Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:02 pm UTC

I'm not going to deny it, the chances that some of the atoms in my head were once poop is probably pretty high.

However the NP sucks, that's right NP, you just plain suck!
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