Well, I guess an introductions thread would be the best place to start, other than my embarrassingly poor skills at Dragon Age 2...
So this is a case of just randomly spouting facts until someone pieces together your identity? I'll have me some of that.
In no particular meaningful or chronological order...:
I used to work in a bank (public majority owned, and retail, feel free to organise an Occupy Memoriae campaign...),
I've appeared on TV no less than 5 times, in 4 of those I have spent the pre-show chilling in the Green room,
I've spent far too long working in IT, and have embraced my deeply sarcastic and cynical personality as a result of those years,
I met my sweetheart while shooting at her,
I started playing various video games when I was 5, and now have made a hobby out of reviewing them,
My special skill requires at least 200mg/kg of caffeine to activate, and may or may not cause spontaneous combustion in just over 50% of participants of the act
Presumably those facts are so obscure that no one has figured out who I am, so here's the framing for that picture.
Adam, 28, and near the city of Cambridge (that's the original one, not the American remake)