Vending machine!

[madjo]

The vending machine gives you a box of chocolates with a note attached to it: "This is like life. You never know what you're gonna get."

I put in some running shoes.

[xkcd follower]

You get out a Linux package.

I put in a leaf.

[madjo]

You get some moldy tree bark

I put in the colour blue and the letter Z.

[mathgeek17]

You get Elmo!

I put in a magical scarf.

[The Scyphozoa]

You get an evil tie.

I put in a sign that says "Strudel D".

[xkcd follower]

You get a Belgium Waffle.

I put in an anti-paradox paradox

[Sean Quixote]

You get an eternal golden braid.

I get what I put in.

[xkcd follower]

You get nothing then.

I put in spaghetti.

[Ralith The Third]

You get a dinosaur. It appears to be walking.

I put in a a Mastodon CD.

[madjo]

You get a dentist appointment for a root canal.

I put in a dirty keyboard.

[xkcd follower]

you get xkcd comic #237

Spoiler:

http://xkcd.com/237

I put in a can of soda

[madjo]

you get a new can of soda, that may or may not have been shaken...

I put in a few empty bottles.

[Ralith The Third]

They are shot at your head.

I put in an alot.

[xkcd follower]

you get the correct grammatical form "a lot"

I pur in the grammatically incorrect word grammer.

[madjo]

You get a note saying: "we dont axcept purs."[sic]

I put in a dictionary.

[xkcd follower]

You get a thesaurus.

I put in a Fez, 'cause fezes are cool.

[Dr.Buck]

You get Tommy Cooper.

I put in an angry stoat.

[xkcd follower]

You get an angry Cobra

I put in a pair of slightly used scissors and some unused paper. I also put in the hopes of something amazing!

[Ralith The Third]

You get an origami kazoo.

I put in my love.

[Kromix]

you get a plush companion cube

i put in a shocky monkey

[xkcd follower]

You get a sea monkey!!!

I put in a keyboard

[madjo]

You get a note saying: "typewriters are much better"

I put in a Stetson, cuz Stetsons are cooler than fezzes. (also I had to replace mine with a Resistol)

[xkcd follower]

You get a Fez for the comment and a voice from inside (surprisingly like the Doctor's) saying "You are wrong. Fezzes are cool." over and over again.

I put in a Fez to replace the one that the machine lost.

[King of Frogs]

The machine stubbornly keeps the fez, now convinced of its inherent coolness.

I put in a fuzzy hat.

[xkcd follower]

You get one of those fuzzy caterpillars.

I put in a Van Gogh paining of a church.

[Sean Quixote]

You get a thirteen word essay on the distinction between Monet and Manet.

I put the letter t in the machine.

[King of Frogs]

You get tea.

I put in another vending machine.

[madjo]

You get divided by zero, and you cease to exist.

I put in a hatchett.

[King of Frogs]

You get instructions on how to bury it.

I put in my own non-existance.

[xkcd follower]

You get a vending machine!!!

I put in a sticky note and a green pen.

[existential_squirrrel]

you get a hastily written thesis draft that can only be described as horrible


I put in my organic chemistry final

[xkcd follower]

Out comes the completed test (Like you would want it) and a small note saying not to cheat.

I put in the Great Depression!!

[existential_squirrrel]

you get generation Y



I put in five research articles and a half- written psychology paper based on the research articles

[xkcd follower]

You get blank paper and a pen as the machine does not accept failed ideological studies.

I put in one of those foam mattress that NASA developed.

[madjo]

You get a folloping and volleuing mattress from Sqornshellous Zeta called Zem.

I put in an unfinished manuscript labeled "And another thing" by Douglas Adams.

[Kromix]

you get a used condom...

i put in a fleshlight

[Sean Quixote]

You get shocked by a couple of D batteries.


I put a peyote button in the machine.

[xkcd follower]

You get a coat hanger

I put in all the great literary works every created.

[madjo]

You get Twilight fanfiction.

I put in all Discworld novels.

[xkcd follower]

You get a VCR

I put in all 5 of the short videos of There She Is (Step 1 to 5). These great cartoons need something special now.