Vending machine!
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The vending machine gives you a box of chocolates with a note attached to it: "This is like life. You never know what you're gonna get."
I put in some running shoes.
I put in some running shoes.
:)
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- astetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a
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You get out a Linux package.
I put in a leaf.
I put in a leaf.
"Religion is the Opiate of the Masses"- Karl Marx
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
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You get some moldy tree bark
I put in the colour blue and the letter Z.
I put in the colour blue and the letter Z.
:)
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- astetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a
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You get Elmo!
I put in a magical scarf.
I put in a magical scarf.
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You get an evil tie.
I put in a sign that says "Strudel D".
I put in a sign that says "Strudel D".

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You get a Belgium Waffle.
I put in an anti-paradox paradox
I put in an anti-paradox paradox
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That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
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You get an eternal golden braid.
I get what I put in.
I get what I put in.
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You get nothing then.
I put in spaghetti.
I put in spaghetti.
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That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
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You get a dentist appointment for a root canal.
I put in a dirty keyboard.
I put in a dirty keyboard.
:)
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- astetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a
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you get xkcd comic #237
I put in a can of soda
Spoiler:
I put in a can of soda
"Religion is the Opiate of the Masses"- Karl Marx
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
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you get a new can of soda, that may or may not have been shaken...
I put in a few empty bottles.
I put in a few empty bottles.
:)
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- astetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a
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you get the correct grammatical form "a lot"
I pur in the grammatically incorrect word grammer.
I pur in the grammatically incorrect word grammer.
"Religion is the Opiate of the Masses"- Karl Marx
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
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You get a note saying: "we dont axcept purs."[sic]
I put in a dictionary.
I put in a dictionary.
:)
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- astetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a
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You get a thesaurus.
I put in a Fez, 'cause fezes are cool.
I put in a Fez, 'cause fezes are cool.
"Religion is the Opiate of the Masses"- Karl Marx
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
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You get Tommy Cooper.
I put in an angry stoat.
I put in an angry stoat.
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You get an angry Cobra
I put in a pair of slightly used scissors and some unused paper. I also put in the hopes of something amazing!
I put in a pair of slightly used scissors and some unused paper. I also put in the hopes of something amazing!
"Religion is the Opiate of the Masses"- Karl Marx
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
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you get a plush companion cube
i put in a shocky monkey
i put in a shocky monkey
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You get a sea monkey!!!
I put in a keyboard
I put in a keyboard
"Religion is the Opiate of the Masses"- Karl Marx
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
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You get a note saying: "typewriters are much better"
I put in a Stetson, cuz Stetsons are cooler than fezzes. (also I had to replace mine with a Resistol)
I put in a Stetson, cuz Stetsons are cooler than fezzes. (also I had to replace mine with a Resistol)
:)
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- astetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a
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You get a Fez for the comment and a voice from inside (surprisingly like the Doctor's) saying "You are wrong. Fezzes are cool." over and over again.
I put in a Fez to replace the one that the machine lost.
I put in a Fez to replace the one that the machine lost.
"Religion is the Opiate of the Masses"- Karl Marx
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
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The machine stubbornly keeps the fez, now convinced of its inherent coolness.
I put in a fuzzy hat.
I put in a fuzzy hat.
The first one to fall asleep when the revolution comes.
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You get one of those fuzzy caterpillars.
I put in a Van Gogh paining of a church.
I put in a Van Gogh paining of a church.
"Religion is the Opiate of the Masses"- Karl Marx
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
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You get a thirteen word essay on the distinction between Monet and Manet.
I put the letter t in the machine.
I put the letter t in the machine.
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You get tea.
I put in another vending machine.
I put in another vending machine.
The first one to fall asleep when the revolution comes.
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You get divided by zero, and you cease to exist.
I put in a hatchett.
I put in a hatchett.
:)
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- astetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a
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You get instructions on how to bury it.
I put in my own non-existance.
I put in my own non-existance.
The first one to fall asleep when the revolution comes.
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You get a vending machine!!!
I put in a sticky note and a green pen.
I put in a sticky note and a green pen.
"Religion is the Opiate of the Masses"- Karl Marx
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
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you get a hastily written thesis draft that can only be described as horrible
I put in my organic chemistry final
I put in my organic chemistry final
courage is about knowing when to pick yourself up and whisper to yourself, "I will try again tomorrow"
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Out comes the completed test (Like you would want it) and a small note saying not to cheat.
I put in the Great Depression!!
I put in the Great Depression!!
"Religion is the Opiate of the Masses"- Karl Marx
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
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you get generation Y
I put in five research articles and a half- written psychology paper based on the research articles
I put in five research articles and a half- written psychology paper based on the research articles
courage is about knowing when to pick yourself up and whisper to yourself, "I will try again tomorrow"
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You get blank paper and a pen as the machine does not accept failed ideological studies.
I put in one of those foam mattress that NASA developed.
I put in one of those foam mattress that NASA developed.
"Religion is the Opiate of the Masses"- Karl Marx
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
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You get a folloping and volleuing mattress from Sqornshellous Zeta called Zem.
I put in an unfinished manuscript labeled "And another thing" by Douglas Adams.
I put in an unfinished manuscript labeled "And another thing" by Douglas Adams.
:)
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- astetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a
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you get a used condom...
i put in a fleshlight
i put in a fleshlight
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You get shocked by a couple of D batteries.
I put a peyote button in the machine.
I put a peyote button in the machine.
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You get a coat hanger
I put in all the great literary works every created.
I put in all the great literary works every created.
"Religion is the Opiate of the Masses"- Karl Marx
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
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You get Twilight fanfiction.
I put in all Discworld novels.
I put in all Discworld novels.
:)
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- astetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a
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You get a VCR
I put in all 5 of the short videos of There She Is (Step 1 to 5). These great cartoons need something special now.
I put in all 5 of the short videos of There She Is (Step 1 to 5). These great cartoons need something special now.
"Religion is the Opiate of the Masses"- Karl Marx
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.
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