I'm somewhat dubious that anyone can claim a genius moment by mixing nasty, fake chemical cream with any other substance.
Although, looking at the ingredients of ye olde mass-market root beer:
Ingredients: Carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup and/or sugar, caramel color, sodium benzoate (preservative), natural and artificial flavors.
The creamer can't be *that* bad:
INGREDIENTS: WATER, CORN SYRUP SOLIDS, PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED SOYBEAN AND/OR COTTONSEED OIL, AND LESS THAN 2% OF SODIUM CASEINATE (A MILK DERIVATIVE), DIPOTASSIUM PHOSPHATE, MONO- AND DIGLYCERIDES, SODIUM ALUMINOSILICATE, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, CARRAGEENAN.
... oh. Nevermind.
Well... I'll admit... I came up with it when I was running on about 8 hours of sleep total in the last week, about 6-8 cups of coffee that day. Still, call me crazy.. but "nasty, fake chemical cream" tastes good to me *shrugs*. I think it's an acquired taste... or I'm just strange.
Actually... you're slightly wrong about the ingredient list:
Water, Sugar, Palm Oil, Contains 2% Or Less of Each of The Following: Sodium Caseinate (A Milk Derivative), Dipotassium Phosphate, Natural And Artificial Flavors, Sucralose, Mono And Diglycerides, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate, Polysorbate 60, Carrageenan, Salt.
I never read ingredient lists (for this exact reason), but this should help me obtain a long time dream of becoming either a zombie or a cyborg. "Dipotassium Phosphate" Hey... don't phosphates glow in the dark? Sweet!