the raptors are unimpressed, and eat you.
I offer delicious food, but only one raptor at a time, I put them all in a single line, and serve them food for free. I'm guarded by an automatic laser, that can't hurt me, but will incinerate any raptors that pose a threat to my well-being.
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.