xkcd

by **xkcd follower** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:30 am UTC

good news: The Pixar camp has delicious pixie stick food

by **Oflick** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:47 pm UTC

Bad news: You're not allowed any of it.

by **King of Frogs** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:24 pm UTC

Good news: You are allowed the slightly less delicious "guest food" at the side.

by **xkcd follower** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:43 am UTC

Bad news: The "Guest Food" is the food the other prisoners eat before they die and become "guest food". You are a cannibal now.

by **Oflick** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:27 am UTC

Good news: A quick look through the thread shows you've been a cannibal for a while, so nothing's really changed.

by **madjo** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:02 pm UTC

Bad news: except of course that you're now locked in a highly toxic pixie dust mining camp in the icey coldness of Siberia.

by **RollingHead** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:22 pm UTC

Good news: bobsledding!

by **xkcd follower** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:50 pm UTC

Bad news: No sled.

by **Oflick** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:03 am UTC

Good news: Dead prisoners with rigor mortis will work just as well as a sled!

by **xkcd follower** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:01 am UTC

Bad news: He has very very big teeth. They act as a break to stop any hope of movement.

by **Oflick** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:23 am UTC

Good news: You're a qualified dentist and remove them with ease. You get on the body and sled away.

by **madjo** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:28 am UTC

Bad news: it's -5 degrees centigrade outside, and you only have access to clothes that are made of the skin of a raptor, that you had to kill yourself.

by **Oflick** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:10 pm UTC

Good news: They still keep you warm.

by **xkcd follower** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:07 pm UTC

Bad news. The Russian guards see you and steal the body before you can get away from "Disneyland" in Siberia (The concentration camp). They lock you in isolation for trying to escape.

by **Oflick** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:24 pm UTC

Good news: You're not really a people person anyway.

by **xkcd follower** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:03 am UTC

Bad news. You get the song "This is Halloween" stuck in your head. Unfortunately, no one is there to help sing the parts you forgot.

by **Oflick** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:17 am UTC

Good news: An earthquake destroys the room you're locked in, giving you an easy escape.

by **thorgold** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:35 am UTC

Bad news: To clarify, an earthquake collapsed the room you're locked inside of.

by **Oflick** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:57 am UTC

Good news: All the rubble somehow missed you.

by **madjo** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:58 am UTC

Bad news: the guards think that you caused the earthquake to escape Disneyland Siberia.

by **Oflick** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:56 am UTC

Good news: They can think that all they want, it doesn't stop you from running away to paradise.

by **xkcd follower** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:44 am UTC

Bad News. "Paradise" is the prison just a kilometer over the hill that you run to. It is worse then "Disneyland".

by **Oflick** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:33 pm UTC

Good news: It too was destroyed in the earthquake.

by **xkcd follower** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:35 pm UTC

Bad news. Now you are being sent to go survive on your own, in the middle of Siberia, during the harshest winter ever to hit the area in over a thousand years.

by **Oflick** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:55 pm UTC

Good news: You have a nice warm coat.

by **xkcd follower** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:35 am UTC

Bad news. You have no shoes or socks. Your feet are frozen.

by **madjo** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:48 pm UTC

Good news! You find a dead person, who was wearing socks and shoes. And they happen to be your size.

by **xkcd follower** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:41 pm UTC

Bad news. The socks and shoes are tied tightly to his feet in the middle of a completely empty area. As you reach for them, soldiers shoot at you.

by **thorgold** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:38 am UTC

Good news: The soldiers are mostly drunk, and only manage to shoot each other.

by **voicedotter** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:11 am UTC

bad news: Some of the stray bullets hit you in the shoulder and knee.

by **xkcd follower** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:46 am UTC

Good news. They were only made of plastic, so they only bruised you. They shot from a VERY far away area.

by **Oflick** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:13 am UTC

Bad news: Those bruises are going to make it hard to run.

by **lewisjb3** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:47 pm UTC

Good News: That's okay because a helicopter comes in to get you.

by **xkcd follower** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:18 am UTC

Bad news. The helicopter is coming to get you to Capture you for putting you in another camp!

by **farnsworth** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:12 am UTC

Good news: it's a Boy Scout camp. They teach you how to fish and what kind of berries are safe to eat.

by **Oflick** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:19 am UTC

Bad news: There's a bomb in your stomach!

by **madjo** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:01 am UTC

Good news: turns out it was just gas... the boy scouts are mildly disgusted by the smell though.

by **Oflick** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:09 am UTC

Bad News: The embarrassment makes you suicidal.

by **xkcd follower** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:37 am UTC

Good news. The rope can only hold the weight of a 91kg (200 lbs) and you with all your gear weigh more!

by **Oflick** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:51 pm UTC

Bad news: What little I can make from that seems to actually be bad news.

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