Bad news: it's -5 degrees centigrade outside, and you only have access to clothes that are made of the skin of a raptor, that you had to kill yourself.
You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.