xkcd

by **Randomizer** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:08 am UTC

But, but, I did say, "but then I took a bullet to the knee". Was it the extra bit after that that made it not count, or was I supposed to get my turn?

by **blademan9999** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:19 am UTC

>Place a Immune-to-magic-bear-who-attacks-any-conscious-nasty-wizard-near-it near the wizard

by **Meem1029** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:40 am UTC

Just to check, we don't have to do the bullet to the knee thing anymore, right? If we do, you should make sure it stays in events.

>Approaches the Wizerd with talks of an alliance by using Tel'aran'rhiod to talk to him in his sleep.

(For anyone who doesn't know, Tel'aran'rhiod is the world of dreams from the Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan.)

by **cemper93** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:08 pm UTC

> Create a wizerd staff which can throw fireballs.

by **orangedragonfire** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:39 pm UTC

> Change the wizerds mind so he doesn't want to destroy the world.

(this doesn't harm him, so he shouldn't be immune against it)

by **Kokojo** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:50 pm UTC

Randomizer wrote:But, but, I did say, "but then I took a bullet to the knee". Was it the extra bit after that that made it not count, or was I supposed to get my turn?

Indeed, the bit after.

You have no need to do the Bullet to the knee anymore.

by **Evengeduld** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:28 pm UTC

Since I am convinced of my translation I will try to kill Orangedragonfire to try and proof my right

> Shoot Orangedragonfire in the face

by **Queen Arasene** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:50 pm UTC

>I strap the battleaxe to my back for later use.

by **thorgold** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:42 pm UTC

(Hm, this will be interesting)
>Roll a 1(Insta5)

by **Randomizer** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 1:36 am UTC

Aaaahhhhh, not that again!

>Undo what thorgold just did.

by **ibgdude** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:30 am UTC

>Lock the wizerd in the nearest magic-proof maximum security jail for his own safety from all of these people who want to kill him.

by **mike-l** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:34 pm UTC

So... um... if the last time a 12 was rolled it destroyed the world, what on earth would happen if I rolled a 60 with my wand....

> Use my Wand of RTDMagic to make a magic idol of Orangedragonfire

by **Kokojo** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:35 am UTC

mike-l wrote:So... um... if the last time a 12 was rolled it destroyed the world, what on earth would happen if I rolled a 60 with my wand....

Because the base dice was a d6! The wizerd will roll a d100 too when awake - It just has a wider range of effects, but not a totally destroying one.

by **mike-l** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:11 am UTC

Righto, well here's hoping for a 100

by **thorgold** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:57 pm UTC

Kokojo wrote:
mike-l wrote:So... um... if the last time a 12 was rolled it destroyed the world, what on earth would happen if I rolled a 60 with my wand....

Because the base dice was a d6! The wizerd will roll a d100 too when awake - It just has a wider range of effects, but not a totally destroying one.

Yah, for the wizard to get an equivalent roll to your 12d6, he'd need to roll a 100 with a +100 modifier. That'd be impressive.
(Plans next week's worth of moves towards buffing the wizerd)

by **BucklesMcStrap** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:48 am UTC

>buys a Wolfwood Adamantium cross from Stampede Inc. with eight M1911 slots, two rocket pods, a machine gun and a rail gun

to those of you that don't know the reference.....shame be you!!!!

by **Sh1g** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:09 am UTC

>Tries to Summon Trogdor "The Burninator"

by **Aiea** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:05 pm UTC

> Meanders around trying to find something cool.

by **Nautilus** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:51 pm UTC

> Constructs a defensive position using mime, and mysterious invisible mime-substance

by **Phrozt** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:59 pm UTC

> Prep a wizard slaying spell in my mind

by **curtis95112** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:06 am UTC

>Looks for a squirrel.

by **Kokojo** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:32 am UTC

I am unsure if I will update again until the 3rd or 4rth of january 2012 - Going on a trip.

Also, sorry for the lazy update : It's 5am here, doing a all-nighter. Concentration is null.

Ralith The Third wrote:>jumps to the moon

Your roll : 2

You instead jump on your feets. Pathetic.

blademan9999 wrote:>Place a Immune-to-magic-bear-who-attacks-any-conscious-nasty-wizard-near-it near the wizard

Your roll : 6

You do it! The bear is immune to magic and can kill any wizard! However, he can't kill wizerd or attack them. So the wizerd stabs it in his sleep, and then comes at you!

Blademan must roll to dodge!
Your roll : 1

You evade the wizerd knife like a boss, but you forget that he also cast destructives spells. You're fired.
Blademan is dead.

Meem1029 wrote:>Approaches the Wizerd with talks of an alliance by using Tel'aran'rhiod to talk to him in his sleep.

Your roll : 2

You can't focus your power. Since you have NONE.

cemper93 wrote:> Create a wizerd staff which can throw fireballs.

Your roll : 5

You do just that, perfectly. (Staff of fireballz, 3 shots that force a RTD. No need to be rolled, takes a turn. Can be used all at the same time)

orangedragonfire wrote:> Change the wizerds mind so he doesn't want to destroy the world.

Your roll : 4

You change the wizerds mind! Now he wants to kill all life to make delicious chocolate out of it. He dosen't include himself.

Evengeduld wrote:> Shoot Orangedragonfire in the face

Your roll : 6

You shoot Orangedragonfire in the face! And not only do you shoot once, but you also shoot TWICE. Pewpew.

Orangedragonfire must roll to dodge!...twice!
Your roll : 2

Orangedragonfire takes up a shot in the ankle! (wounded)
Your roll : 4

Orangedragonfire sucesfully evade the second shot.

Queen Arasene wrote:>I strap the battleaxe to my back for later use.

Your roll : 3

You really don't know how to manipulate these, do you? You put in on your back, but the de-balance makes your plummet from a random cliff that sprouted under you!
Queen Arasene must roll to dodge!
Your roll : 4

You fall on your feets.

thorgold wrote:>Roll a 1(Insta5)

Your roll : 5

You roll a 1 on a two faced-dice! You feel awesome, and, somehow, you feel blessed. (+1 to next roll)

Randomizer wrote:>Undo what thorgold just did.

Your roll : 2+2

KOLOLIMPAH! Your magic effects him, and Thorgold losses his +1 to next roll, but also gets his wand recharged.

ibgdude wrote:>Lock the wizerd in the nearest magic-proof maximum security jail for his own safety from all of these people who want to kill him.

Your roll : 5

You sucesfully lock the wizerd in the jail, for his own security, all while he is sleeping. While transporting the wizerd, his beard doubles and you take some of it.. (Wizerd's beard, ??? effect)

mike-l wrote:> Use my Wand of RTDMagic to make a magic idol of Orangedragonfire

Your roll : 2 (On 100)

You instead teleport yourself in a dimension of terrific gods that like to maim, kill, and torture.
mike-l is dead

BucklesMcStrap wrote:>buys a Wolfwood Adamantium cross from Stampede Inc. with eight M1911 slots, two rocket pods, a machine gun and a rail gun

Your roll : 2

You don't have any money. Or hair.

Sh1g wrote:>Tries to Summon Trogdor "The Burninator"

Your roll : 4

You attempt to summon him! However, it will take two attempts to do it! (Summoning, 50% done)

Aiea wrote:> Meanders around trying to find something cool.

Your roll : 6(-1)

You find something so awesomely cool! It's a hell-infused swiss cheese! It leaks hell all over. It may do some damage to many things, surreal or real... (Hell Swiss cheese)

Nautilus wrote:> Constructs a defensive position using mimes, and mysterious invisible mime-substance

Your roll : 6

You construct the mime-barrier sucesfully, but suddently the clowns of the planet XYZZY come and start a war with the mimes! You're caught in the crossfire! (Mime and clowns war)
Naultilaus must roll to dodge!
Your roll : 5

You evade all fire and become the leader of the mimes. You now control the mimes. (Master of mimes)

Phrozt wrote:> Prep a wizard slaying spell in my mind

Your roll : 1

You instead forget how to kill wizerds in your hand.

curtis95112 wrote:>Looks for a squirrel.

Your roll : 2

You yawn. Bleh.

The wizard wakes up!

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by **mike-l** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:27 pm UTC

My tortured soul > embraces the pain inflicted upon it by the evil god Mthuk and begins to worship him

by **mike-l** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:28 pm UTC

Double post. Sorry. (where's my delete button?)

by **Evengeduld** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:40 pm UTC

if it is wounded I can kill it...

> Start constructing minigun.

by **Phrozt** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:22 pm UTC

Kokojo wrote:
Evengeduld wrote:> Shoot Orangedragonfire in the face

Your roll : 6

You shoot Orangedragonfire in the face! And not only do you shoot once, but you also shoot TWICE. Pewpew.

Orangedragonfire must roll to dodge!...twice!

I thought 6 was overshot/fail...

Kokojo wrote:
mike-l wrote:> Use my Wand of RTDMagic to make a magic idol of Orangedragonfire

Your roll : 2 (On 100)

You instead teleport yourself in a dimension of terrific gods that like to maim, kill, and torture.
mike-l is dead

No RTD for mike?

by **mike-l** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:50 pm UTC

Phrozt wrote:
Kokojo wrote:
mike-l wrote:> Use my Wand of RTDMagic to make a magic idol of Orangedragonfire

Your roll : 2 (On 100)

You instead teleport yourself in a dimension of terrific gods that like to maim, kill, and torture.
mike-l is dead

No RTD for mike?

He said 1 was a fate worse than death, I did roll SPECTACULARLY badly... It's ok, I plan to make due in this realm of torture.

by **Phrozt** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:50 pm UTC

mike-l wrote:He said 1 was a fate worse than death, I did roll SPECTACULARLY badly... It's ok, I plan to make due in this realm of torture.

Yeah.. I guess he did say that.

In that case.. boo on you for taking the crap roll. You probably single handedly saved the wizard by taking a bullet for him

.

by **Ralith The Third** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:02 pm UTC

I try to jump to the moon (again)

by **orangedragonfire** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:10 pm UTC

> Become sentient chocolate.

(so that when the wizerd turns everyone into chocolate, it won't affect me)

by **BucklesMcStrap** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:17 am UTC

Fine, if I can't buy a Punisher I'll do one better....

>Summons a Greater Deamonic Spiritus Mechanicus into my body to control as I see fit in exchange for whatever mechanical desire it should have! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

by **blademan9999** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:00 am UTC

>Revive self in an epic event that makes me really epic.

by **thorgold** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:31 am UTC

>Throw randomizer at the wizerd

By the way, Kokojo, what is your "policy" for who rolls? If you can't roll until the 5th, I'll be glad to roll in the meantime.

by **cemper93** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 11:31 pm UTC

> I perform a dark necromantic ritual to resurrect Charles Fourier.

by **Kokojo** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:43 am UTC

Thorgold, you can be allowed to roll for the next 2 rolls, if no one objects. Remember to do it objectively, and base yourself on the other rolls and other RTD to be sure of what happens. (I mean, don,t fucking ruin the game or Il want to murder you in a more original way than a 1!)

Otherwise, he rolled a 2. I was extremely lenient on Mike-L. I could have banished him from the game, with a low roll like that

A 6 is overshoot, indeed. he did overshoot, he shot twice

(6 is you do something so much, it causes unforseen consequences)

by **mike-l** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:51 am UTC

Kokojo wrote:Otherwise, he rolled a 2. I was extremely lenient on Mike-L. I could have banished him from the game, with a low roll like that

Interestingly, I think this game is a really cool idea, so I ran one with my friends, and the ogre's first roll was also a 2/100

, I had to make up a new enemy after the ogre got buried in a landslide under a moat of cooled lava.

by **Randomizer** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 11:43 am UTC

With thorgold's attempt to throw me, I think I shall...

>Aabsorb the wizerd's magical abilities upon force of impact/nearest proximity to the wizerd.

by **thorgold** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:56 pm UTC

Roll tonight will be at 10 PM, CST (GMT -6).

by **Sh1g** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 3:46 am UTC

>Continues Summoning Trogdor the Burninator (50% Done)

by **Ironicism** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:25 am UTC

>Buys a god damn bluetooth adapter for his laptop so he can use his god damn mouse that he got for this god damn holiday.

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