xkcd

by **madjo** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:07 am UTC

You get a scratched DVD with Dangermouse episodes that were originally tape recorded on a tape that was already on its last legs.

I put in some Harry Potter-Imelda Umbridge slashfic in the vending machine.

by **xkcd follower** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:46 am UTC

You get a slashfiction of Hermione, Ginny, and Luna. It is mildly disturbing.

I put in a one dollar coin.

by **Cryft** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:54 am UTC

You receive a 25 cent bill.

I put in 16 "B" buttons from xbox360 controllers.

by **The Scyphozoa** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:04 am UTC

You get an Easy Button.
(Um, Imelda is the first name of the actress who plays Dolores Umbridge.)

I put in a IMDB link.

by **madjo** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:37 pm UTC

You get a loud "D'oh!" coming from the machine.

I put in my shame.

(I had read the IMDB page, and was determined to get the name right... and still I failed, I are ashamed)

by **xkcd follower** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:42 pm UTC

You get a book called "How to use Proper Grammer" for your spelling error.

Spoiler:

I put in my 25 cent bill, hoping to get my dollar coin or something better back

by **madjo** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:20 am UTC

You get... another 25 cent bill!

I put in my headache.

Spoiler:

by **xkcd follower** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:31 am UTC

You get a bottle of Nyquil for no real reason.

I put in this very funny video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z2Z23SAFVA

by **Sean Quixote** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:59 pm UTC

You get a response video, which comes in the form of a one-second long kinetic typography clip of a huge quotation: "FIRST!" that falls from the sky and hits the ground with a crash, complete with voice acting and proper accreditation at the end.

I reach behind the vending machine's ear and pull out a coin, which I then insert into the machine's coin slot.

by **Ralith The Third** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:58 pm UTC

Wierd. Your ear tingles. When you reach up to scratch it, nothing is there. Not even your ear. Because it is now in the vending machine.

I put in my ear.

by **Kokojo** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:44 am UTC

You receive a cooked ear, ready to be eated.

I insert a psychology textbook about kids behaviors at age 2-4.

by **xkcd follower** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:13 pm UTC

You get a book on psychology for teenagers.

I put in a blanket

by **madjo** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:26 am UTC

You get the chills.

I put in the book The Gaudy Key.

by **xkcd follower** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:11 pm UTC

You get the Communist Manifesto

I put in the Book of Mormon

by **Sean Quixote** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:46 pm UTC

You get a Tony.

I put Bologna in the machine.

by **madjo** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:32 pm UTC

You get a Donald Trump cassette tape.

I put in the left over pizza from last night

by **xkcd follower** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:23 pm UTC

You get a White Castle burger.

I put in one sheared sheep.

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:39 pm UTC

You get zero cold turkey.

I put Ron Paul in the machine.

by **Bartimaeus** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:20 am UTC

You get unequal rights.

I put a(my?) suicide note in the machine

by **xkcd follower** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:18 am UTC

You get a gun and a bullet.

I put in Google Chrome, Firefox, and Safari

by **Bartimaeus** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:42 am UTC

You get Firefox.

I put in a modified bear.

by **madjo** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 1:03 pm UTC

you get a beer stew.

I put in all my (pretty much non-existent) holiday cheer.

by **xkcd follower** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:24 pm UTC

You get a Happy New Year!!!!

I put in SOPA and PIPA!

Spoiler:

by **ELProphet** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:40 pm UTC

You get a RIAA subpoena.

I put in a coat hangar and a plan B.

by **Ralith The Third** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:52 pm UTC

You get... no. No. No. Not going to go there.

I put in happy thoughts.

by **Bartimaeus** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:28 am UTC

You get a moose.

I put the moose back in the machine.

by **Sean Quixote** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 3:45 am UTC

You get a mouse.

I put cold in the machine.

by **xkcd follower** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:15 am UTC

Yet another moose comes out, but this one wearing sunglasses.

I put my new "furry freedom" into the machine.

by **madjo** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 2:23 pm UTC

You get a Gilette Superspeed 1957 shaver with a boar shaving brush, some shaving soap and a pack of Feather blades. and a note saying: "you should shave more often."

I put in today's collection of coffee cups.

by **blackened45** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 5:12 pm UTC

you get unlimited coffee but no cups

i put in the another vending machine inside the machine

by **xkcd follower** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:14 pm UTC

You get a paradox. The only thing to fix it is if you put yourself into it.

I place Blackened45 into the paradox machine to fix it.

by **madjo** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:45 pm UTC

You get a lame comedy movie about cloned people on dvd.

I put in my faulty brain

by **Bartimaeus** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 8:34 pm UTC

You get a working brain

I put in Thomas Edison

by **Sean Quixote** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:25 pm UTC

You get Nikola Tesla.

I put Steve Jobs into the vending machine.

by **Vohu Manah** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:06 am UTC

You get a brushed silver plaque and a turtleneck.

I put a Zune into the vending machine.

by **xkcd follower** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:12 pm UTC

You get a Lorax.

I put in my computer with a screwed up harddrive

by **madjo** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:52 pm UTC

You get a computer with a good harddrive, but a fried motherboard.

I put in Jim Moriarty.

by **madjo** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:18 am UTC

I shake the vending machine, in the hopes that something falls out of it.

by **bug sniper** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:45 pm UTC

You get a bunch of maggots that have apparently digested him.

I cement the output hole shut and then insert raptors.

by **madjo** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:58 pm UTC

You didn't wait long enough for the cement to set, and the shark that came out broke through the cement and is now chasing you.

I put in a cd by Justin Bieber.

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