xkcd

by **Kain** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:59 am UTC

Goblin Barbeque
R
Instant
Each player may choose to sacrifice any number of creatures they control
Each player flips a coin. Each player that wins the flip gains X life, and each player that loses the flip loses X life, where X is the number of sacrificed creatures.
Sometimes, Goblin just doesn't agree with you...

Next Card: (Something that produces an emblem that benefits an opponent more than you, but gives you a shortterm lead)

by **Gypped** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:34 am UTC

Giraxian Bumblethistle
3B
Sorcery

Deal 5 damage to target opponent. You gain 5 life. You gain an Emblem with "When an opponent casts a spell, that opponent gains 1 life."

That which does not kill me makes me stronger.

Next Card: (A card that creates a green-themed emblem.) -or- (A card that creates a white-themed emblem) -or- Swift Retribution

by **eculc** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:39 am UTC

Swift Retribution
4
Instant

deal 5 damage to target creature that dealt damage to you this turn.

by **Kain** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:25 am UTC

Embrace of the Herd
3GG
Sorcery
You gain an Emblem with "Whenever a non-token creature enters the battlefield, each player may search their library for a creature card, reveal it, and put it into their hand"

Next Card: Storied Wilderness

by **Elvish Pillager** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:48 pm UTC

Storied Wilderness
Land
Whenever you draw a card, you may add G to your mana pool.

Next card: Chainsaw of Nobility and Light

by **BurningLed** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:39 pm UTC

Chainsaw of Nobility and Light
5WW
Artifact - Equipment

Equip 0

Equipped creature gets +5/+0 and is White

Equipped creature must attack each turn, if able. If equipped creature cannot attack, sacrifice the equipped creature.

For great justice!

Next: Chipdrunk

by **Kain** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:04 am UTC

Chipdrunk
1UG
Creature - Beast
2/2
Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, put a -1/-1 counter on ~.
(For whatever reason, I imagined a drunk chipmunk, and this is how I would design it).

(Elvish, I really like that land)

Next Card: Ensorcelled Crag

by **KrazyerKate** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 2:16 pm UTC

Ensorcelled Crag
Land
T: Add RR to your mana pool. Use this mana only to cast enchantment spells.

(I'm with Kain. Really cool land)

Next Card: [transform card whose backside's p/t is smaller than its frontside's]

by **BurningLed** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:45 pm UTC

NaN
5
Creature - Horror

T: Destroy ~.
Whenever ~ would be destroyed, instead flip it.

0/1
//
Divide By Zero
Creature - Horror

When ~ enters play, the game ends and both players lose.

Next: Nopha Kingway

by **Gypped** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:01 am UTC

Nopha Kingway
Creature - Horror
2BB
5/2

When ~ is turned face up, tap up to X target creatures and place a -1/-1 counter on each card tapped this way.
Morph XBB (You may cast this face down as a 2/2 creature for 3. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

(Sorry if I didn't get the reference. I googled it and only found a Facebook profile using The Scream by Edward Munch as the picture)

Next Card: Meat Wagon -or- Zombie Catapult -or- Improvised Ammunition

by **KrazyerKate** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:01 pm UTC

Damn, I like ALL those names.

Meat Wagon 4
Artifact Creature - Wagon
T, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: put a +1/+1 counter on Meat Wagon.
2/2

Next Card: Meat Wagon -or- Zombie Catapult -or- Improvised Ammunition -or- The Scream

by **Kain** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:19 pm UTC

Improvised Ammunition
3B
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has "T : Deal X damage to target creature or player, where X is the number of creatures that died this turn."
Equip 2B

Next Card: The Scream -or- Zombie Catapult

by **KrazyerKate** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:12 pm UTC

Zombie Catapult 3B
Artifact Creature - Construct
1B, T, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Zombie Catapult deals 1 damage to target creature. If the exiled creature was a zombie, Zombie Catapult deals 3 damage instead.
2/3
"It's best if the corpses it launches still have some fight in them."--Grok-Tal, Goblin Necromancer

Next Card: Flying Squirrel -or- Blagosphere

by **Elvish Pillager** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:13 pm UTC

Blagosphere
1U
Enchantment
The Blagosphere is indestructible.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player puts a blagging counter on a creature ze controls that doesn't already have a blagging counter on it.
Creatures with blagging counters on them can't attack or block and their activated abilities can't be played.

Next card: Flying Screaming Squirrel

by **Zizoo** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 11:47 am UTC

Flying Screaming Squirrel
G
Creature - Squirrel
Flying Screaming Squirrel has flying as long as you control a forest.
T: Target creature gets -3/-0 if its controller controls a forest.
0/1

"AUGH! What the F&%@ was that?!"
"That's just the squirrels. You watch, there are stranger things in this wood."

Next card: Learned Scholar

by **Elvish Pillager** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 3:09 pm UTC

Learned Scholar
2U
Creature - Wizard
When Learned Scholar comes into play, exile the top four cards of your library face-down.
TAP: Reveal one of the cards exiled with Learned Scholar. You may play it. If you don't, put it into your graveyard.
1/1

Next card: Unlearned Lessons

by **Zizoo** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:18 pm UTC

Unlearned Lessons
1WW
Instant
Tap target creature that was damaged this turn and deal 1 damage to it.

"I wonder if that happens every time."
- A scientist

Next card: Whimsy

EDIT: Sorry about this awkwardly timed post. I think I'll wait until I've accumulated five proper posts before returning to the games section. (I am guessing that this post was inserted before KrazyerKate's after she posted, when it was approved, since I'm a lamzor n00b and stuff.)

by **KrazyerKate** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:01 pm UTC

Unlearned Lessons 2B
Sorcery
Draw 2 Cards. Then you may discard your hand. If you do, target creature gets +5/+5 until end of turn.

Next Card: Who's That Pokemon? -or- Demon Wings -or- Mark of the Unicorn

by **Evengeduld** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:50 am UTC

Demon Wings
Artifact
3B
Target creature gains flying. put a +2/+2 counter on the creature if the creature is a demon.

Next card:
- Instant win card in end game or overpowered Creature

by **Kain** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:49 am UTC

Harrowing Phantasm
3B
As an additional cost to cast ~, discard the top half of your library (rounded up) then exile your graveyard [this should be worded in such a way that you can't use the stack to end up with a full graveyard. I think I worded it right, but if not, you get the point.]
Haste, Shadow [should be in a set with no other creatures with shadow]
9/1 [or 9/2 if the standard environment at that time had a lot of 1 damage tappers, would want it to have a decent chance of hitting twice against a deck without proper preparations for it.]

Next Card: Instant win card in end game (should not appear to be an instant win at first read), or a cheap creature that starts off weak but as a condition is met, it becomes more powerful (and try to be original about the condition, no 'number of creatures in graveyard' or 'cards in hand')

by **Elvish Pillager** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:59 pm UTC

Flickering Shade
UB
Creature - Illusion
Fear
Whenever Flickering Shade is returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand, you get an emblem with "Creatures named Flickering Shade get +2/+2".
1/1

Next card: Unfathomable Vastness

by **pizzazz** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:05 pm UTC

Unfathomable Vastness
4WWW
Enchantment
Creatures you don't control can't attack and do not untap during their controller's untap step.
Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have vigilance.
White creatures get +1/+3 and have first strike.
Nonwhite creatures get -2/-2 and can't block.

Next card: Death Throes

by **Elvish Pillager** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:10 pm UTC

Death Throes
B
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
When enchanted creature dies, all other creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Next card: Subtle Doom

by **pizzazz** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:47 pm UTC

Subtle Doom
UB
Enchantment-Aura
Enchant Creature
When ~ comes into play, tap enchanted creature.
At end of turn, if enchanted creature is tapped, put a -1/-0 counter or -0/-1 counter on it.

next card: Wind Chill

by **KrazyerKate** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:11 pm UTC

Wind Chill 4U
Enchantment
When Wind Chill comes into play, tap two target lands. They don't untap during their controllers' untap step.
Non-blue creatures get -1/-0.

Next Card: Greater Mana Potion

by **pizzazz** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:12 am UTC

Greater Mana Potion
3
Artifact
Flash
When ~ comes into play, tap all untapped lands you control, then add 2 to your mana pool.
T, sacrifice ~: add 3 mana of any one color to your mana pool.

Next card: Twitchy Nerves

by **Gypped** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:54 am UTC

Seems I'm slow.

Spoiler:

Twitchy Nerves
B
Instant

All creatures gain intimidate until the end of the turn.

Next Card: Wisdom of Ages -or- Condensed Matter Discombobulator -or- Growing Pains

by **pizzazz** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:06 am UTC

Eh, I sort of like your design more anyway.

Condensed Matter Discombobulator
Artifact
7
T, sacrifice a permanent: Put X charge counters on ~ where X was its combined power and toughness if a creature, mana cost if an artifact, or 3 for a land.
T, remove Y charge counters from ~: Put a token into play that's your choice of a colorless Y/Y Blob Creature, an artifact with "T: Target creature gets +Y/+/Y until end of turn" or a land with "T: add Y to your mana pool."

Next card: Rocky Balboa

by **KrazyerKate** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:19 am UTC

Rocky Balboa 2W
Creature - Human Warrior
T: Put a +1/+1 counter on Rocky Balboa. Use this ability only any time you could play a sorcery, and only if an opponent controls a creature with power greater than Rocky Balboa's.
1/1
Rising up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

Next Card: Mernuvian Dancers

by **Gypped** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:45 pm UTC

Mernuvian Dancers
UG
1/1

You may choose not to untap ~ during your untap step.
X, T: Gain control of target creature with toughness equal to X for as long as ~ remains tapped. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Their alluring sways make even a succubus blush.

(No idea if there was a reference. Google turned up nothing)

Next Card: Shot in the Dark -or- Faint of Heart -or- Wispmother -or- Dragonborn

by **Elvish Pillager** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:00 am UTC

Shot in the Dark
U
Instant
Shuffle your library. Name a card that's not a basic land card. Reveal the top card of your library. If it's the named card, draw four cards.

Next card: Feint of Heart (sic)

by **AntonGarou** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:59 am UTC

Feint of Heart
B3
aura-enchant creature
Creature enchanted by ~ may not attack unless it's owner pays x, where x is the creature's toughness, and creatures with combined power of at least 2x are attacking with it. Creature enchanted by ~ may not block a creature with power greater then x.

Hey!Come back here you stinking coward!

Next card Solar Exalted

by **Elvish Pillager** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:03 pm UTC

Solar Exalted
WW
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
If enchanted creature is attacking alone, whenever it becomes blocked by a creature, Solar Exalted deals 7 damage to that creature.
Whenever enchanted creature becomes the target of a spell, Solar Exalted deals 7 damage to that spell's controller.

Next card: Feint of Heart (and you have to actually make it a feint this time)

by **KrazyerKate** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:26 pm UTC

Feint of Heart WW
Instant
Switch the creatures blocking two target attacking creatures. The attacking creatures gain lifelink until end of turn.

Gypped wrote:Mernuvian Dancers
(No idea if there was a reference. Google turned up nothing)

Nope, just a made up name.

Next Card: Defenders of Mernuvia

by **Gypped** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:34 am UTC

Defenders of Mernuvia
2WU
0/6
Legendary Creature - Wall

Defender
Creatures with Defender that you control have +0/+1 for each creature with Defender on the battlefield.

There's strength in numbers upon these walls.

Next Card: Wall of Flesh -or- Barbarous Dimwit

by **Kain** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:37 am UTC

Wall of Flesh
3B
Creature - Wall
Defender, Infect
Protection from White
1/3
Disciples of the Shrouded Vale use rotting corpses for barricades when defending against the paladins of Darou' Todar. Though these barricades are flimsy, the paladins' oaths prevent them from further disturbing these dead.

Next Card:
Stench of Decay

by **KrazyerKate** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:00 pm UTC

Stench of Decay 1B
Enchantment
At the beginning of each players upkeep, that player loses life equal to the number of creature cards in his or her graveyard.

Next Card: Three Wise Men

by **Elvish Pillager** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:52 pm UTC

Three Wise Men
3UUUU
Sorcery
Put three 1/1 blue Human Wizard creature tokens with "TAP: Draw a card" into play.

Next card: Magician's Folly

by **Kain** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:32 pm UTC

Magician's Folly
UR
Instant
Choose One:
Until the beginning of your next end step, whenever a player casts a non-creature spell, each other player may copy the spell, choosing new targets as necessary.
or
Until the beginning of your next end step, whenever a player casts a non-creature spell, counter it. If the spell would be put into its owner's graveyard, instead put it on top of its owners' library.
Entwine UR

next card: Druidic Spellsword

by **Elvish Pillager** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:04 am UTC

Druidic Spellsword
3
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+2.
2G, discard a card: Whenever equipped creature deals damage this turn, you gain that much life, and whenever it deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature at end of combat.
Equip 2

Next card: Scorching Mist

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