Take a penny leave a penny.

[Wnderer]

I leave a tribble.

There are three pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover, Norevan who is not asleep again, a needle, a chewed out xkcd follower, funny faces, the TARDIS, an angry 10th Doctor, Rose, Dr. Norevan and 1 tribble.

[Norevan]

Dr. Naveron demands to see the 10th Doctor's medical credentials.

There are three pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, a chewed out xkcd follower, funny faces, the TARDIS, an angry 10th Doctor, Rose, Dr. Norevan, Naveron's request from documentation, and 1 tribble.

[Wnderer]

I take a penny


There are two pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, a chewed out xkcd follower, funny faces, the TARDIS, an angry 10th Doctor, Rose, Dr. Norevan, Naveron's request from documentation, and 2 tribbles.

[xkcd follower]

I also take a penny

There is one penny, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, a chewed out xkcd follower, funny faces, the TARDIS, an angry 10th Doctor, Rose, Dr. Norevan, Naveron's request from documentation, and 3 tribbles.

[madjo]

The 10th Doctor just flashes his psychic paper at Naveron, and when he sees a rogue wheelie bin pass by, he promptly decides it's time they went on their quest to battle the Nestene Consciousness, and runs off with Rose. Running after that wheelie bin.

There is one penny, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, a chewed out xkcd follower, funny faces, the TARDIS, Dr. Norevan, Naveron's request from documentation, and 3 tribbles. The Doctor and Rose can be seen in the distance.

[xkcd follower]

I steal the TARDIS and meet the Doctor where he is going. I join him for a few minutes.

There is one penny, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, funny faces, the TARDIS, Dr. Norevan, Naveron's request from documentation, and 3 tribbles. The Doctor and Rose can be seen in the distance with the TARDIS being driven by xkcd follower.

[Wnderer]

I put in my two cents.

There are three pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, funny faces, the TARDIS, Dr. Norevan, Naveron's request from documentation, and 9 tribbles. The Doctor and Rose can be seen in the distance with the TARDIS being driven by xkcd follower.

[xkcd follower]

I add a few pennies also

There are five pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, funny faces, the TARDIS, Dr. Norevan, Naveron's request from documentation, and 13 tribbles. The Doctor and Rose can be seen in the distance with the TARDIS being driven by xkcd follower.

[Norevan]

I take several pens.

There are five nies, a ny tray, a , a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, funny faces, the TARDIS, Dr. Norevan, Naveron's request from documentation, and 16 tribbles. The Doctor and Rose can be seen in the distance with the TARDIS being driven by xkcd follower.

[Ralith The Third]

I put them back.
There are five pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, funny faces, the TARDIS, Dr. Norevan, Naveron's request from documentation, and 13 tribbles. The Doctor and Rose can be seen in the distance with the TARDIS being driven by xkcd follower.

[Sean Quixote]

I knight to g4.

There is now a glass chess board, with a single knight (of undetermined color) on the g4 square, and also five pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, funny faces, Dr. Norevan, Naveron's request from documentation, and 13 tribbles in the pile. The Doctor and Rose can be seen in the distance with the TARDIS being driven by xkcd follower.

[Wnderer]

I add a link to xkcd comic 232 to the chess board with knight on G4.

There is now, a glass chess board, with a single knight (of undetermined color) on the g4 square, and also five pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, funny faces, Dr. Norevan, Naveron's request from documentation, and 39 tribbles in the pile. The Doctor and Rose can be seen in the distance with the TARDIS being driven by xkcd follower.

[Norevan]

Earthquake! Everything gets scrambled up.

Again, a distance with pennies, a asleep is board, with a seen in being driven by Rose needle, funny faces, follower. sig, an five note, a hangover, Norevan who is now a request from can be bottle, chess penny square, and the the tray, a pen, a the g4 Naveron, Naveron's tribbles in the pile. Doctor and TARDIS now, a glass empty Dr. documentation, and 39 single knight (of also the xkcd There undetermined color) on

Spoiler:

(Also, an old mistake has been corrected. Dr. Naveron, improperly labelled as Dr. Norevan, has had his name corrected.)

[xkcd follower]

Aftershock!!! Everything is fixed, but the link is destroyed beyond repair. Also, a penny is gone.

There is now, a glass chess board, with a single knight (of undetermined color) on the g4 square, and also four pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, funny faces, Dr. Norevan, Naveron's request from documentation, and 39 tribbles in the pile. The Doctor and Rose can be seen in the distance with the TARDIS being driven by xkcd follower.

[Sean Quixote]

I place a white stone on the corner of the c3 and b4 square.

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single knight (of undetermined color) on the g4 square, and also four pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, funny faces, Dr. Norevan, Naveron's request from documentation, and 39 tribbles in the pile. The Doctor and Rose can be seen in the distance with the TARDIS being driven by xkcd follower.

[xkcd follower]

I add a book of satanic rituals to the pile. The Doctor seems impressed of my "unique" knowledge.

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single knight (of undetermined color) on the g4 square, and also four pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, funny faces, Dr. Norevan, Naveron's request from documentation, and 39 tribbles in the pile. The Doctor and Rose can be seen in the distance with the TARDIS being driven by xkcd follower. There is a book of satanic rituals in the pile.

[madjo]

I fix a discrepancy, as Naveron's request for documentation was fixed with the Doctor flashing his psychic paper.

The Doctor has started the battle with the Nestene, but discards the book of satanic rituals, because he is not like that anymore.

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single knight (of undetermined color) on the g4 square, and also four pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, funny faces, Dr. Norevan, and 39 tribbles in the pile.

And way way off in the distance we have The Doctor and Rose in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS is being driven by xkcd follower. There is a book of satanic rituals in the pile, discarded after the Doctor refused to use said rituals, because "he's not like that anymore."

[xkcd follower]

I park the TARDIS and get out. immediately, I am shot

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single knight (of undetermined color) on the g4 square, and also four pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, funny faces, Dr. Norevan, and 39 tribbles in the pile.

And way way off in the distance we have The Doctor and Rose in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the was parked by xkcd follower, who is now shot. There is a book of satanic rituals in the pile, discarded after the Doctor refused to use said rituals, because "he's not like that anymore."

[Wnderer]

I leave a Bloody Mary, which reacts with the hangover leaving a dirty glass and a swizzle stick.

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single knight (of undetermined color) on the g4 square, and also four pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a dirty glass, a swizzle stick, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, funny faces, Dr. Norevan, and 39 tribbles in the pile.

And way way off in the distance we have The Doctor and Rose in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS was parked by xkcd follower, who is now shot. There is a book of satanic rituals in the pile, discarded after the Doctor refused to use said rituals, because "he's not like that anymore."

[xkcd follower]

I add a penny while I am shot.

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single knight (of undetermined color) on the g4 square, and also five pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a dirty glass, a swizzle stick, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, funny faces, Dr. Norevan, and 41 tribbles in the pile.

And way way off in the distance we have The Doctor and Rose in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS was parked by xkcd follower, who is now shot. There is a book of satanic rituals in the pile, discarded after the Doctor refused to use said rituals, because "he's not like that anymore."

[someguy12345]

I take the chess board, the white stone, the knight, the pen, a tribble, and the book of satanic rituals, and I leave 12 angry bobcats.

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single knight (of undetermined color) on the g4 square, and also five pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a dirty glass, a swizzle stick, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, funny faces, Dr. Norevan, and 41 tribbles in the pile.

And way way off in the distance we have The Doctor and Rose in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS was parked by xkcd follower, who is now shot. There is a book of satanic rituals in the pile, discarded after the Doctor refused to use said rituals, because "he's not like that anymore."

[Wnderer]

Apparently the 12 bobcats must of attacked someguy12345 preventing him from taking the items and leaving the bobcats, because the pile remained unchanged.

I leave a penny.

Dr. Norevan grabs the needle, the swizzle stick and the book of satanic rituals. He opens the book, casts a spell on the needle and puts the needle in the swizzle stick. He the blows the needle at xkcd follower. The needle sticks into xkcd follower neck curing the bullet wound but leaving xkcd follower possessed by demons.

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single knight (of undetermined color) on the g4 square, and also six pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a dirty glass, Norevan who is now asleep again, funny faces, Dr. Norevan(who has the book of satanic rituals and a swizzle stick), and 67 tribbles in the pile.

And way way off in the distance we have The Doctor and Rose in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS was parked by xkcd follower, who is now possessed by demons.The voices in xkcd follower's head tell him to watch 'Dancing with the Stars' ."

[xkcd follower]

Why thank you! I am saved. I choose to follow the demon orders and I wander away to go watch the magic TV.

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single knight (of undetermined color) on the g4 square, and also six pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a dirty glass, Norevan who is now asleep again, funny faces, Dr. Norevan(who has the book of satanic rituals and a swizzle stick), and 67 tribbles in the pile.

And way way off in the distance we have The Doctor and Rose in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS was parked by xkcd follower, who is now possessed by demons. The voices in xkcd follower's head tell him to watch 'Dancing with the Stars' . Xkcd follower is walking away from the pile.

[Sean Quixote]

I place a pulsar in the pile.



There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single knight (of undetermined color) on the g4 square, and also a pulsar, six pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a dirty glass, Norevan who is now asleep again, funny faces, Dr. Norevan(who has the book of satanic rituals and a swizzle stick), and 67 tribbles in the pile.

And way way off in the distance we have The Doctor and Rose in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS was parked by xkcd follower, who is now possessed by demons. The voices in xkcd follower's head tell him to watch 'Dancing with the Stars' . Xkcd follower is walking away from the pile.

[xkcd follower]

I am now gone, and I took the awesome pulsar with me.

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single knight (of undetermined color) on the g4 square, six pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a dirty glass, Norevan who is now asleep again, funny faces, Dr. Norevan(who has the book of satanic rituals and a swizzle stick), and 67 tribbles in the pile.

And way way off in the distance we have The Doctor and Rose in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS is parked by a now-gone xkcd follower who is listening to voices in his head.

[Bartimaeus]

I take the knight and replace it with a pawn.

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single pawn (of undetermined color) on the g4 square, six pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a dirty glass, Norevan who is now asleep again, funny faces, Dr. Norevan(who has the book of satanic rituals and a swizzle stick), and 67 tribbles in the pile.

And way way off in the distance we have The Doctor and Rose in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS is parked by a now-gone xkcd follower who is listening to voices in his head.

[madjo]

I get killed by a random MMO-playing group of players, and I drop the Sword of a Thousand Truths. None of the players are of a high enough class to pick it up.

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single pawn (of undetermined color) on the g4 square, six pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a dirty glass, Norevan who is now asleep again, funny faces, Dr. Norevan(who has the book of satanic rituals and a swizzle stick), and 67 tribbles and the Sword of a Thousand Truths in the pile.

And way way off in the distance we have The Doctor and Rose in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS is parked by a now-gone xkcd follower who is listening to voices in his head.

[xkcd follower]

I throw in a Sword of a Thousand and One Truths for the pile. Only those able to have the other sword could have a chance to carry the now higher-level weapon.

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single pawn (of undetermined color) on the g4 square, six pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a dirty glass, Norevan who is now asleep again, funny faces, Dr. Norevan (who has the book of satanic rituals and a swizzle stick), and 76 tribbles, a Sword of a Thousand and One truths, and the Sword of a Thousand Truths in the pile.

And way way off in the distance we have The Doctor and Rose in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS is parked by a now-gone xkcd follower who is listening to voices in his head.

[Doodletigress]

I walk over to the pile and take a leak. The resulting negative leak begins to suck the rest of the pile into it, beginning with the sig, the dirty glass, and 37.8 of the tribbles. (The leak I took was a ceiling-leak where stuff comes out of it, not a boat-leak where water comes in through it, so the negative leak does the opposite.)
There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single pawn (of undetermined color) on the g4 square, six pennies, a penny tray, a pen, an empty bottle, a note, Norevan who is now asleep again, funny faces, Dr. Norevan (who has the book of satanic rituals and a swizzle stick), and 38.2 tribbles, a Sword of a Thousand and One truths, and the Sword of a Thousand Truths in the pile.

And way way off in the distance we have The Doctor and Rose in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS is parked by a now-gone xkcd follower who is listening to voices in his head.

[Wnderer]

I leave a penny


There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single pawn (of undetermined color) on the g4 square and three tribbles on it, seven pennies, a penny tray with a tribble on it, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a dirty glass with a tribble in it, Norevan who is now asleep again with a tribble on his forehead, funny faces, Dr. Norevan (who has the book of satanic rituals and a swizzle stick), 217 more tribbles, a Sword of a Thousand and One truths, and the Sword of a Thousand Truths in the pile.

And way way off in the distance we have The Doctor and Rose in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS is parked by a now-gone xkcd follower who is listening to voices in his head.

[Bartimaeus]

I clean the glass and take out the tribble, but leave the tribble.


There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single pawn (of undetermined color) on the g4 square and three tribbles on it, seven pennies, a penny tray with a tribble on it, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a clean glass, Norevan who is now asleep again with a tribble on his forehead, funny faces, Dr. Norevan (who has the book of satanic rituals and a swizzle stick), 218 more tribbles, a Sword of a Thousand and One truths, and the Sword of a Thousand Truths in the pile.

And way way off in the distance we have The Doctor and Rose in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS is parked by a now-gone xkcd follower who is listening to voices in his head.

[xkcd follower]

I take the Doctor and Rose and replace them with the appropriate number of tribles, just to make everything flow together.

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single pawn (of undetermined color) on the g4 square and three tribbles on it, seven pennies, a penny tray with a tribble on it, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a clean glass, Norevan who is now asleep again with a tribble on his forehead, funny faces, Dr. Norevan (who has the book of satanic rituals and a swizzle stick), 218 more tribbles, a Sword of a Thousand and One truths, and the Sword of a Thousand Truths in the pile.

And way way off in the distance we have 500 tribles and 50 tribles in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS is parked by a now-gone xkcd follower who is listening to voices in his head.

[Wnderer]

I take a tribble.

Dr. Norevan has started to kill tribbles and gain MMO experience points.


There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single pawn (of undetermined color) on the g4 square and the chess board is completely covered with tribbles, seven pennies, a penny tray with at least a dozen tribbles on it, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a clean glass with a tribble in it, Norevan who is now asleep again and covered with tribbles, funny faces, Dr. Norevan (who has the book of satanic rituals, a swizzle stick and 265 MMO experience points), and at least a thousand more tribbles, a Sword of a Thousand and One truths, and the Sword of a Thousand Truths in the pile.

And way way off in the distance we have 500 tribles and 50 tribles in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS is parked by a now-gone xkcd follower who is listening to voices in his head.

[Bartimaeus]

I am a greedy, greedy bastardo and take all of the pennies

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single pawn (of undetermined color) on the g4 square and the chess board is completely covered with tribbles, a penny tray with at least a dozen tribbles on it, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a clean glass with a tribble in it, Norevan who is now asleep again and covered with tribbles, funny faces, Dr. Norevan (who has the book of satanic rituals, a swizzle stick and 265 MMO experience points), and at least a thousand more tribbles, a Sword of a Thousand and One truths, and the Sword of a Thousand Truths in the pile.

And way way off in the distance we have 500 tribles and 50 tribles in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS is parked by a now-gone xkcd follower who is listening to voices in his head.

[xkcd follower]

I steal the pen and the Sword of a Thousand Truths.

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single pawn (of undetermined color) on the g4 square and the chess board is completely covered with tribbles, a penny tray with at least two dozen tribbles on it, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a clean glass with a tribble in it, Norevan who is now asleep again and covered with tribbles, funny faces, Dr. Norevan (who has the book of satanic rituals, a swizzle stick and 285 MMO experience points), and at least a thousand more tribbles, and a Sword of a Thousand and One truths.
And way way off in the distance we have 550 tribles and 55 tribles in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS is parked by a now-gone xkcd follower who is listening to voices in his head.

[Wnderer]

I take a truth and leave a partridge in a pear tree


There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single pawn (of undetermined color) on the g4 square and the chess board is completely covered with tribbles, a penny tray with at least two dozen tribbles on it, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a clean glass with a tribble in it, Norevan who is now asleep again and covered with tribbles, funny faces, Dr. Norevan (who has the book of satanic rituals, a swizzle stick and 672 MMO experience points), at least a thousand more tribbles, a Sword of a Thousand truths and a partridge in a pear tree.

And way way off in the distance we have 612 tribles and 61 tribles in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS is parked by a now-gone xkcd follower who is listening to voices in his head.

[xkcd follower]

I take the pear, replace it with apple. and the note.

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single pawn (of undetermined color) on the g4 square and the chess board is completely covered with tribbles, a penny tray with at least two dozen tribbles on it, a sig, an empty bottle, a clean glass with a tribble in it, Norevan who is now asleep again and covered with tribbles, funny faces, Dr. Norevan (who has the book of satanic rituals, a swizzle stick and 682 MMO experience points), at least a thousand more tribbles, a Sword of a Thousand truths and a partridge in an apple tree.

And way way off in the distance we have 666 tribles and 71 tribles in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS is parked by a now-gone xkcd follower who is listening to voices in his head.

[Wnderer]

I take the tree and replace it with a pie.


There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single pawn (of undetermined color) on the g4 square and the chess board is completely covered with tribbles, a penny tray with at least two dozen tribbles on it, a sig, an empty bottle, a clean glass with a tribble in it, Norevan who is now asleep again and covered with tribbles, funny faces, Dr. Norevan (who has the book of satanic rituals, a swizzle stick and 934 MMO experience points), at least a thousand more tribbles, a Sword of a Thousand truths and a partridge in an apple pie.

And way way off in the distance we have 882 tribles and 90 tribles in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS is parked by a now-gone xkcd follower who is listening to voices in his head.

[xkcd follower]

I take the bottle, glass, and the sig. I also Add a penny to the pile.

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single pawn (of undetermined color) on the g4 square and the chess board is completely covered with tribbles, a penny tray with at least two dozen tribbles on it, Norevan who is now asleep again and covered with tribbles, funny faces, Dr. Norevan (who has the book of satanic rituals, a swizzle stick and 1103 MMO experience points), at least a thousand more tribbles, a Sword of a Thousand truths and a partridge in an apple pie.

And way way off in the distance we have 982 tribles and 99 tribles in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS is parked by a now-gone xkcd follower who is listening to voices in his head.

There is a penny on the pile.

[madjo]

I wipe the funny faces off Norevan's sleeping face.
The nestene is replaced with more tribbles,

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single pawn (of undetermined color) on the g4 square and the chess board is completely covered with tribbles, a penny tray with at least two dozen tribbles on it, Norevan who is now asleep again and covered with tribbles, Dr. Norevan (who has the book of satanic rituals, a swizzle stick and 1603 MMO experience points), at least a two thousand more tribbles, a Sword of a Thousand truths and a partridge in an apple pie.

And way way off in the distance we have 1536 tribles and 128 tribles in a fierce battle with 5000 tribbles, while the TARDIS is parked by a now-gone xkcd follower who is listening to voices in his head, telling him that tribbles make good food.

There is a penny on the pile.