Actual Drnukenness!
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So, about to go home for chribo, drinking up the last can of cider before I leave. I have got to remember how much a lightweight I am when I haven't eaten for ages. And there's only one bag of chrisps in the flat as well. Oh well. I'm a student, mild intoxication is expected if me.
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Spoiler:
Woke up. Found this picture. Very, very fun night. Involved playgrounds. Kebabs.
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I've always wanted to post in actual drunkenness but I almost never drink and internet but tonight I had left over wine with dinner (all alone) and now I am drunk because my tolerance is shot to hell because my friend are boring so I am drunk and posting in actual drunkenness.
Without me the world would be doomed.
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Is it wrong to make myself popcorn instead of going to bed? because I want popcorn but I should go to bed. A moral dilemma for the ages. Also sorry about double posting but drunkenness makes me want to write stuff on the internet but I feel like if I hang around Mark Watches Buffy making drunken comments for to long they will begin to dislike me so I came back here instead. Okay I am going to make popcorn now instead of going to bed. No judging.
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I'm not exactly drunk, mostly somewhat pissed. And I really do want to go to sleep, but there's sooooooooooooooooooooooo much music I need to listen to first. I think I'll be skipping class in six hours and celebrate Christmas break early tonight, by myself. Which isn't nearly as bad as it sounds, 'cause in 12 hours I'll be meeting up with some likeminded friends. Sleeping in beforehand might not even be such a bad idea!
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Ohmigod I'm so drunk. It took me a very long time to make sure there were no typos here. Ohmigod I need to go.
Talk to you all tomorrow. I'll probably edit this.
EDIT: Again.
Talk to you all tomorrow. I'll probably edit this.
EDIT: Again.
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ArgonV wrote:but there's sooooooooooooooooooooooo much music I need to listen to first.
As always.
I think I'll be skipping class in six hours and celebrate Christmas break early tonight,
Aweaome
by myself.
Wait. Not awesome.
'cause in 12 hours I'll be meeting up with some likeminded friends.
Well, shit. That's not what you just said. 'Tis awesome.
Sleeping in beforehand might not even be such a bad idea!
Whatever. It's all good.
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she-ra wrote:Also sorry about double posting
Well, here comes a triple post, to take the focus of of you (I'm in about octuple post territory here - proof-reading for typos is a task of sheer force of will like you have never experienced)
adho wrote:Involved playgrounds. Kebabs.
I want to visit. Kebabs are always solid.
she-ra wrote:I've always wanted to post in actual drunkenness but I almost never drink and internet but tonight I had left over wine with dinner (all alone) and now I am drunk because my tolerance is shot to hell because my friend are boring so I am drunk and posting in actual drunkenness.
So many things wrong with this sentence.
I almost never drink
You're a warped human being.
but tonight I had left over wine with dinner
Cool!
(all alone)

and now I am drunk

because my tolerance is shot to hell

because my friend are boring

so I am drunk

and posting in actual drunkenness.

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I'm sorry my liver.
Good night.
Good night.
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I'm having trouble coordinating my thoghts, and movement...I didn't drink that much, I swear, but it was a strong beer, but it might be the sickness and the coffee and the ts of pseudophedrine,
that might have done it.
that might have done it.
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How I wish, how I wish you were here...
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WASSAIL!
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So, basically, you're saying I'll start 2012 flanked by 4 attractive girls in bikini. Well yeah, can't argue with that...
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Awwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
I just downed half a bottle of vodka and now I'm dancing listening to 80's pop naked.
Seriously guys, I'm not drunk. Just about to take a shower.
I just downed half a bottle of vodka and now I'm dancing listening to 80's pop naked.
Seriously guys, I'm not drunk. Just about to take a shower.
Summer is miles and miles away, and no one would ask me to stay.
And I, should contemplate this change... to ease the pain.
And I, should step out of the rain... turn away.
And I, should contemplate this change... to ease the pain.
And I, should step out of the rain... turn away.
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Not exactly drunk, but definitely somewhat tipsy. Had a good friend I hadn't seen in a while over for drinks and it was awesome. Realized I hadn't seen a very complicated friend in over two weeks now, and decided that was also awesome.
A slightly misogynistic friend asked me to wingman for hem next weekend, but I'm not exactly sure I want to do that to the girl in question...
A slightly misogynistic friend asked me to wingman for hem next weekend, but I'm not exactly sure I want to do that to the girl in question...
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I love being drunk, at the level of drunkenness than I am now. It's the perfect level of drunk. I love it. It's a pity that it's not as easy to reach this drunk level as it was about a year ago, but whatever. What matters now is that I am at the optimal level of being drunk now. Gotta love brain chemistry.
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Are you sure it's optimal? Try one more drink, and see if it gets better. If it does, try another.
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Thesh wrote:Are you sure it's optimal? Try one more drink, and see if it gets better. If it does, try another.
Yes, I'm sure it was optimal. (And I have had more drinks since then. Oddly enough, it hasn't affected my spelling abilities, but that is probably due to the fact that I am a bit of a perfectionist.
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Hi you guys. Wine isn't bad apparently.
Sup?
Sup?
Summer is miles and miles away, and no one would ask me to stay.
And I, should contemplate this change... to ease the pain.
And I, should step out of the rain... turn away.
And I, should contemplate this change... to ease the pain.
And I, should step out of the rain... turn away.
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Red wine makes me sleepy after the first bottle
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lol. I quite like wine. Red wine mostly, but Argentina has great white wines. Torrontés can be quite good. Colomé's are too dry, and San Juan's are too sweet, but I know there's a balance to be had.
In any case, I guess my tolerance has been shot to hell over the holidays. I had 2 pints of Old Rosie and most of 1 of Henry Weston's, plus a shot of Fireball, and I'm fairly drunk.
Goodnight!
In any case, I guess my tolerance has been shot to hell over the holidays. I had 2 pints of Old Rosie and most of 1 of Henry Weston's, plus a shot of Fireball, and I'm fairly drunk.
Goodnight!
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Re: Argentinian wines. I agree; as a USian I feel like their product is undervalued and underappreciated. I will differ with you on Colomé being too dry, though.
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Woooo formals! Woooo drinking in pubs after formals! Woooo girl I like telling me she has a boy waiting for her to come back and fuck! Wait...that last one isn't right....aaahhhhh eellll. Time to drink a lot of water. I need this water. Alsdo, its bloody colld out. Like, properly motherfucking cold. My eats are burning, and I don't think abybody is atlkin about ne either. The onger post i type, the pahrder to tyupe is it.
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It appears I am more willing to post in mafia after drinking. Given that I normally lurk/ resist posting things due to perfectionism, I am ok with this.
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nehpest wrote:Re: Argentinian wines. I agree; as a USian I feel like their product is undervalued and underappreciated. I will differ with you on Colomé being too dry, though.
Yeah, actually, I believe I was a bit mixed up with where I was talking about. For one, San Juan is a region rather than the specific vineyard I meant, San Pedro de Yacochuya.
I know that, at the least, the specific Torrontés that Colomé had for the formal wine tasting was very good. It was Yacochuya's that was too dry. They specifically made it that way, I believe, but I didn't like it.
Those were the only two vineyards I visited, but I had wine with basically every meal while there so I got to try quite a lot.
In terms of reds, I certainly had some good Malbec wines, but they didn't stand out the same way overall. Still, I thought that Yacochuya's 2007 100% Malbec was really good. The year's definitely important though; I had the 2008 (or some different year, anyway) in a restaurant in Salta and it wasn't nearly as good.
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What the hell? I've not been having any luck in months, now I've gotta choose between an exotic girl, voluptuous Russian or a cute nerdy redhead waitress rocking the sexy librarian look. I'm gonna need to sleep on this...
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redhead librarian. It was my friendxs' birthdayt. My otrher friend payed for all the drinks at the frist bar wiuthout telling me, so I bought teh birthday girld and two others muffidrvers at boston pizza. Goddamn good night. I do seem to be acrrsuing a pattern of rambling to first year eng students who i randomly meet when getting others hom e tohugh. May be a sing of old age. I also slip deep into a stereotyupical candian accent. My friend, who i call a newfie, but isn't actulally a nwefie, finds this highly amusing.
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I'd also definitely say the nerdy sexy librarian redhead.
Also, illegally posting
Just miss being drunk on the internet, it's been a while.
Also, illegally posting

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DAMNIT! Sexy redhead switched shifts. To times I can't make it, because of birthday parties #firstworldproblems. In other news, my friend behind the bar locked my friend and me as well as two strangers in at the pub where he works. By the time he let us go, we were all friends and the five of us decided to hit another pub. Fun night.
I might be going out too much though. When I entered the pub, a crowd of people were cheering, I got loads of free beer from bartenders in several pubs and my newest two friends both recognized me from just being in town
I might be going out too much though. When I entered the pub, a crowd of people were cheering, I got loads of free beer from bartenders in several pubs and my newest two friends both recognized me from just being in town

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I just got an email saying there was a post in this threAD WHIthought anythingt sohwoing up. Therefore, me beind g drunk and posting ,akes pefect sense. I love not having to try and spell colrreclyu here. Also, yay fro couples finally hgetting toegehter (both Jesse and Aime and people I know in rl who are just now finally daying), and boo fdor girsl who have black belts and punch really hard when drunk. I don't even do aynthing, she just pujncheded me. Its not like I would if she was interested, I'm close freidns with her brother. She apparently hust likes punching em when drunk. It hurts.
. But yah for pold people! Fuck i'm rambling. Thwrws a reason we have a drunk therad, and this is it.

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yea hthat was me i didn't think well i thought htis was faid but then i realize d it wasn't faid and delteed mpust becuase because i dnidn't want drunks posts s bpublic abecuase id on't wat nthtat to be out there, sorry, pout fuck mean this is baaadd
yeah, i, why they dsay alcohol bad when it's so good, but yeah, sorry about reploying here and then deleteing anbut that psot of mine it wasn't much but i was drunlk adn didn't want it public but now i dont' care
and pink floyud is fucking awesome dude, it is jsut so fuckign asesome, i could liest en to it for ever and ever enad enver and ever.
I love you all.
yeah, i, why they dsay alcohol bad when it's so good, but yeah, sorry about reploying here and then deleteing anbut that psot of mine it wasn't much but i was drunlk adn didn't want it public but now i dont' care
and pink floyud is fucking awesome dude, it is jsut so fuckign asesome, i could liest en to it for ever and ever enad enver and ever.
I love you all.
I'm never sarcastic.
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oh wow you got drunks i meant pucnhed? that's bnad, i got orange soda and it was no, it is great. i love my orange soida right now
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. G'night!
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The best thing about university is drinking on weeknights. That and learning stuff, but right now it's mostly the wine. Also living in Italy is awesome because wine is cheap.
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I'm not that drunk, it's cold outside, and it took a while to get home, but it should still count because, I'm surely over the legal limit. We just planned on playing pool which just us 2 guys.
Later a girl joined though, and it turned out to be a €120,- night of pool, on a monday evening! Afterwards we went to watch tv at the neighbour.
And then half sober, -15 degrees, on my sisters bike, because mine is broke down, with a girl on the backseat. 10 km's ride home.
I never had it cold
Later a girl joined though, and it turned out to be a €120,- night of pool, on a monday evening! Afterwards we went to watch tv at the neighbour.
And then half sober, -15 degrees, on my sisters bike, because mine is broke down, with a girl on the backseat. 10 km's ride home.
I never had it cold

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in my next life i definitely will not choose blonde hair. and I won't smile to random people who speak to me. jesus christ, people can be uncomfortable. damn politeness 
but yeah woo rum!

but yeah woo rum!
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SkY Y vodka really makes to drunk
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