xkcd

by **xkcd follower** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:06 pm UTC

Good news. It is. I take off the excess weight.

by **madjo** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:32 am UTC

Bad news, the rope is old, and it breaks when you try to hang from it.

by **xkcd follower** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:11 pm UTC

Good news. You can fly

by **adfes** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:49 pm UTC

Bad news, you can only fly asleep

by **xkcd follower** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:51 am UTC

Good news. You are asleep

by **Oflick** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:48 am UTC

Bad news: You're a sheep.

by **Plasma Mongoose** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:42 am UTC

Good News: Woll is back in fashion.

by **madjo** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:42 pm UTC

bad news, that means shearing... and it's cold outside.

by **xkcd follower** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:22 pm UTC

Good news: The song now can be played!!!

Spoiler:

by **jendral_hxr** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:34 am UTC

Bad news: I forgot my speakers

by **Bartimaeus** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:55 am UTC

Good News: I brought mine!

by **xkcd follower** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:15 am UTC

Bad news: Your speakers are lousy at political conventions. So lousy that no one wants to hear their speeches that they spent so long making.

by **madjo** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 1:07 pm UTC

good news, the speakers didn't prepare any speeches.

by **xkcd follower** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:19 pm UTC

Spoiler:

by **Oflick** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:56 am UTC

Good news: They're not good enough at speaking to gather support.

by **Bartimaeus** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:26 am UTC

Bad News: That is irrelevant because the Raptors just took over the internet.

by **xkcd follower** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:18 am UTC

Good news: deSOPA for Firefox works perfectly fine and thus gets around ALL blocks.

by **Oflick** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:32 am UTC

Bad news: dedeSOPA works even better.

by **xkcd follower** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:13 pm UTC

Good news: DedeSOPA only works if DeSOPA is already on the computer, so it is easily applicable to my laptop.

by **Oflick** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:16 am UTC

Bad news: That is actually bad news.

by **Bartimaeus** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:32 am UTC

Good News: I don't care!

by **xkcd follower** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:43 pm UTC

Bad news: I don't care that the world is ending again.

by **jendral_hxr** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 12:17 pm UTC

Good news: we don't know when the world will end.

by **xkcd follower** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 7:04 pm UTC

Bad news: Yes we do. It is based on Global warming patterns, showing imminent death in about 50 years.

by **madjo** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 2:31 pm UTC

Good news: we invent time travel within the next 40 years.

by **Oflick** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:36 pm UTC

Bad news: It can only move forward in time.

by **jendral_hxr** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:06 am UTC

Good news: you can cheat death that way by traveling past your death-date.

by **xkcd follower** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:07 pm UTC

Bad news: Death gets all. The moment you land the ship after you died, you instantly become ill and die within a 24 hour period.

by **Oflick** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:37 am UTC

Good news: Death doesn't quite understand time and thinks 24 hours is 8 million years.

by **xkcd follower** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:09 pm UTC

Bad News: The Time Vultures do understand death and take his job, thus killing you within 24 hours of landing.

Spoiler:

by **madjo** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:49 pm UTC

Good news, the time vultures have forgotten all about you.

by **tomtom2357** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:49 am UTC

bad news: the raptors have not forgotten about you.

by **xkcd follower** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:19 pm UTC

Good news: They havent forgotten about you... They bring cake to your party

by **tomtom2357** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:43 pm UTC

And then try to eat everyone

by **Oflick** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:09 pm UTC

Good news: They're not good at eating people and die of starvation.

by **tomtom2357** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:16 pm UTC

Bad news: they become zombie raptors (they exist) and want your brains. Also they can eat relatively fast and easily. And they go for you first.

by **jendral_hxr** » Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:31 am UTC

Good news: you still have that time travel machine

by **tomtom2357** » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:34 am UTC

Bad news, its behind the zombie raptor hoard, and you have to fight through them to get to it.

by **jendral_hxr** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:02 am UTC

Good news: you've got guns

by **tomtom2357** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:22 am UTC

Bad news: they have guns too!