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[Gypped]

Scorching Mist
R/U
Instant

Choose one: Counter target activated ability, or deal 3 damage to target creature.
Entwine R/U

(I wanted it to be R for the direct damage, U for the counter, and entwine with the opposite color to get the full effect, but I have no idea how to word it.)


Next Card: Slot Machine -or- Chrono Beetle -or- Charge!/Retreat! (split card) -or- Manly McMannerson IV

[Elvish Pillager]

Scorching Mist
R/U
Instant

Choose one: Counter target activated ability, or deal 3 damage to target creature.
Entwine R/U

(I wanted it to be R for the direct damage, U for the counter, and entwine with the opposite color to get the full effect, but I have no idea how to word it.)

You could do this:

Scorching Mist
X
Instant
Choose a target activated ability and/or a target creature.
If you paid U to play Scorching Mist, counter that activated ability.
If you paid R to play Scorching Mist, it deals 3 damage to that creature.

Now, my card:

Chrono Beetle
4
Artifact Creature - Insect Construct
3, TAP, discard a card: Take an additional upkeep after this one. Play this ability only during your upkeep.
2/3

Next card: Slot Machine

[KrazyerKate]

Slot Machine 2
Artifact
Slot Machine comes into play with five charge counters on it.
3: Put a charge counter on Slot Machine, then roll a twenty-sided die. If you roll a 1 or a 20, remove all charge counters from Slot Machine and you gain twice that much life, then put five charge counters on Slot Machine. Any player may play this ability at any time they could use a sorcery.

Next Card:

[Kain]

Scorching Mist
R/U
Instant

Choose one: Counter target activated ability, or deal 3 damage to target creature.
Entwine R/U

(I wanted it to be R for the direct damage, U for the counter, and entwine with the opposite color to get the full effect, but I have no idea how to word it.)

Perhaps a better take on Elvish Pillager's idea would be

Scorching Mist
1X
Instant
Use only red and/or blue mana to pay Scorching Mist's casting cost.
Choose a target activated ability and/or a target creature.
If you paid U to play Scorching Mist, counter that activated ability.
If you paid R to play Scorching Mist, it deals 3 damage to that creature.

This avoids letting the player have a free spell, which could be used either to target illusion creatures, set up for storm, or what have you. It also keeps the card in blue and red, to avoid the previous situation with spare off color mana. It also keeps the cmc of the card at 1, though it does allow the player to pump additional mana into the card (and there may be some benefits to that, maybe it should have "X may only be 0 or 1")

Anyways


G G
Instant
As an additional cost to play ~, you must smile as wide as you can. If your face does not hurt from this smile, counter ~.
All creatures you control get +19/+19 until the end of the turn. Your opponents' life totals cannot be reduced below 1 this turn.

Next Card: Debbie Downer

[KrazyerKate]

Debbie Downer 3U
Creature - Girl
If you smile, sacrifice Debbie Downer.
4/4
Every year, five people in the world drown in their hottubs.

Next Card: New Years Day

A few more takes on Scorching Mist:

Spoiler:

Scorching Mist R/U
Instant
You may cast Scorching Mist for R/U R/U.
If U was paid in the mana cost, [blue ability].
If R was paid in the mana cost, [red ability].

Scorching Mist R/U
Instant
If R was paid in the mana cost, [red ability] and you may pay U to [blue ability].
If U was paid in the mana cost, [blue ability] and you may pay R to [red ability].

[Gypped]

New Year's Day
W
Instant

Reveal a nonland card from your hand and claim "I will cast this next turn." If you complete the resolution, then you may gain 4 life.
Cycling 1


Next Card: Inebriated Insomniac -or- Restless Wight -or- The Bastion

[KrazyerKate]

Restless Wight B
Creature - Zombie
At the end of your turn, if Restless Wight didn't attack, you lose 2 life.
2/2

Next Card: King of Kings, Lord of Lords

[Gypped]

King of Kings, Lord of Lords
2WW
Legendary Creature - Human Leader
*/*

~'s power and toughness are equal the total number of lands and creatures you control divided by 2, rounded up.
All creatures you control gain +1/+1.

A king is nothing without his kingdom and vassals.

Next Card: Flesh Within -or- From Ashes, Arise! -or- The Heart of the Cards -or- Just What You Wanted

[KrazyerKate]

The Heart of the Cards
[spell card]
Search your deck for Blue-Eyes White Dragon and put it into play. If you control an Egyptian God card, search your deck for another one and put it into play. Neither of these effects counts as a ritual summoning.

Next Card: Holy Shit, dude! -or- Spittervine

[BurningLed]

Holy Shit, Dude!
1
Instant

If your opponent exclaims "Holy shit, dude!" during the current turn but before this card is placed onto the field, discard this card instead of playing it.
Else, destroy target permanent.

Holy shit, dude!

Next: Spittervine

[Yakk]

Mulligan's Travels

Oops, didn't read the first post in the thread for rules. Regardless, here is a MTG card that doesn't follow the rules:

Spoiler:

Mulligan's Travels
UUU - Sorcery
Place aside all of your permanent cards in play, and exile every other permanent in play you control. Flip over each card in your deck in order until you no longer have any permanent cards set aside by Mulligan's Travels. When you flip over each card from your deck, if it matches the type of a set-aside permanent, exile that set-aside permanent and place it into play. Otherwise, exile the flipped over card from your deck. After you have finished flipping through your deck, discard your hand and draw a number of cards equal to the number of cards you discarded.
Mulligan always knew when to give up.

[Elvish Pillager]

Spittervine
G
Creature - Plant
0/2
Defender
Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Spittervine.
TAP: Spittervine deals damage equal to its power to target creature with flying.

Next card: Enraged Neophyte

[KrazyerKate]

Enraged Neophyte [r/w]
Creature - Cleric
Haste, Lifelink
1/1
The only thing more powerful than the gods he has faith in is the fury with which he pursues their will.

Next Card: [something sopa related]

[Elvish Pillager]

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Next card: Dastardly Ninja Assassin

[rrwoods]

Another for the Scorching Mist implementation pile:

Scorching Mist - U/R
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Scorching Mist, you may pay U/R.
Each mana spent to pay Scorching Mist's mana cost must be a different color.
If you spent U to cast Scorching Mist, counter target activated ability.
If you spent R to cast Scorching Mist, it deals 3 damage to target creature.

Since the second ability says "mana cost" it won't be affected by things that add costs ("costs an additional [something]").

[Elvish Pillager]

I'm pretty sure that wouldn't work. You don't literally pay the written mana cost (otherwise, "costs 1 less to play" things wouldn't make sense).

[rrwoods]

Er, actually, it doesn't work because the additional cost on the first ability isn't affected by the second ability... Move along, nothing to see here!

[Gypped]

Dastardly Ninja Assassin
2B
Creature - Frog Ninja
1/1

Ninjitsu 1(1, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking. can be played with either B or 2 life.)

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
Whenever Dastardly Ninja Assassin deals combat damage to a player, proliferate.

Next Card: Objection! -or- Rejection! -or- Confection! -or- Sneaky Sliver

[AntonGarou]

Sneaky Sliver
3B
creature-Sliver
All Slivers gain the Shadow ability(Creatures with shadow can only block and be blocked by other creatures with shadow)

2/2

next card:sneaking a peek

[Yakk]

Sneaking a Peak
U
Sorcery
Look at the top card in target player's deck. Draw a card at the start of your next turn's upkeep.

Next card: Lava Shield

[Elvish Pillager]

Lava Shield
1(W/R)(W/R)
Instant
Play Lava Shield only if an opponent has been dealt damage this turn.
Until end of turn, whenever a source would deal damage to you, it deals that much damage to target opponent instead.

Next card: Serpent Shield

[Gypped]

Serpent Shield
1(G/B)(G/B)
Instant
Play Serpent Shield only if an opponent has gained a poison counter this turn.
Until end of turn, whenever a source would deal damage to you, give poison counters equal to that much damage to target opponent instead.

Next Card: Psionic Shield -or- Bionic Shield -or- Cryogenic Shield -or- Living Shield -or- Contagion -or- Hired Tough Guy

[BurningLed]

Psionic Shield
BBB
Creature - Wall
0/*

(Walls can't attack.)

* is equal to the number of blue permanents under it's controller's control. This includes ~.

T: Target creature has +0/+X and Deathtouch until end of turn, where X is equal to ~'s toughness.

Alright, alright, maybe the sentient jellies aren't the best creatures to slaughter for loot. -- David, neutral human male tourist.

Next: The thoroughly rusty cursed Ogresmasher -or- The Platinum Yendorian Express Card -or- Rodney

[eculc]

The thoroughly rusty cursed ogremasher
BBBB
Artifact
Equip BB
Equipped creature has -1/-1
when equipped creature deals damage to a creature with keyword ogre, place a +1/+0 counter on equipped creature. when ~ is unequipped, remove all counters gained in this way.

Next: Nighthammer

[Azrael001]

Nighthammer
2B
Artifact - Equipment
Equip 1BB
Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink and whenever a creature dealt damage by equipped creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Next card
Auxiliary goblin artillery contingent.

[Elvish Pillager]

Auxiliary Goblin Artillery Contingent
R
Creature - Goblin
1/1
Sacrifice Auxiliary Goblin Artillery Contingent and an artifact you control: Auxiliary Goblin Artillery Contingent deals 3 damage to target creature or player.
This is the cannon we're looking for, right, boss? Right?

Next card: Zombie Pigeon

[Woopate]

Zombie pigeon 1B
Creature - Zombie Bird
2/1
FLYING
Undying

You thought they were a pain to get rid of when they were living.

Next card: Pester

[Elvish Pillager]

Pester
U
Instant
Counter target spell unless its controller pays 1. If it's countered this way, return it to its owner's hand.
Exile Pester. At end of turn, return it to its owner's hand.

Next card: Magus of the Oath

[Gypped]

Magus of the Oath
1U
Creature - Human Wizard
1/1

T: Scry 1, add 1 magic counter to ~.
2, T: Target creature has flying and hexproof until the end of the turn. Add 2 magic counters to ~.

When ~ has 6 magic counters, flip it and attach it to target creature.

//

Magus of the Oath
Enchantment - Aura

Shroud
Enchanted creature has hexproof, flying, +6/+6.


Next Card: Epiphany

[KrazyerKate]

Epiphany 3U
Sorcery
Draw 2 cards. If your library has less than 20 cards in it, draw 4 instead.
Study long enough, and it will come to you.

Next Card: Jank

[Quyzi]

Jank 2
Artifact--Creature

Jank cannot block or attack.
Jank cannot be tapped.
Jank cannot be targeted by spells or abilities.

0/1
It's Jank!

Next: Duct Tape Messiah

[Elvish Pillager]

Duct Tape Messiah
2WWW
Artifact Creature - Construct
Duct Tape Messiah enters the battlefield with 20 tape counters on it.
Remove a tape counter from Duct Tape Messiah: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature or player.
2/2

Next card: Ceiling Cat, Planeswalker

[Radical_Initiator]

Give this a shot:


Ceiling Cat, Planeswalker
3UW
Planeswalker - Watcher Cat
Loyalty 3
+1: Tap target creature; you gain 2 life. Place two observation counters on Ceiling Cat.
-1: Counter target spell whose converted mana cost is equal to or less than the number of observation counters on Ceiling Cat
-7: Remove all observation counters on Ceiling Cat. Exile X permanents on the battlefield, where X is the number of observation counters removed. You gain X life.
Where is your God now?

Next card: Can't Be Sure

[Gypped]

Can't Be Sure
2
Instant

Choose a card from your opponent's hand. If they only have one card in their hand, then choose between that card and the one on top of their library. If they have no cards in their hand, then choose between the card on top of their library and on bottom of their library. (Selections must be made without looking). The card chosen comes into play under their control. A card chosen in the same manner by your opponent also comes into play under your control.

C'mon! summoner needs a new pair of dragons!

Next Card: Dead Certain // Certainly Dead (split card?)

[Elvish Pillager]

Dead Certain
G
Sorcery
Spells you play this turn can't be countered.
//
Certainly Dead
2BB
Sorcery
Split Second
Target creature can't leave the battlefield this turn except to go to its owner's graveyard.
Destroy that creature. If it's still in play, destroy it again. If it's still in play, destroy it again.

Next card: Jumpin' Jelilah's Box of trickses

[KrazyerKate]

Jumpin' Jelilah's Box of trickses
Artifact
Sacrifice Jumpin Jelilah's Box of trickses: Choose one--Target creature gains flying until end of turn, sacrifice a creature you control and it deals damage equal to its power to target creature or player, return target creature to its owners hand, or creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.
Flying, Running, Flinging, Bouncing, Jelilah's box does it all!

Next Card: The Subtle Knife -or- Wicked-Sick Guitar Solo -or- Oh Great, Not Again...

[Elvish Pillager]

Wicked-Sick Guitar Solo
1UB
Enchantment - Aura
Enchanted creature has "TAP: Gain control of target creature for as long as Wicked-Sick Guitar Solo is in play, and put a -1/-1 counter on it."
Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature."
It's a great guitar solo. If only it didn't make you sick. And wicked.



Next Card: The Subtle Knife -or- Oh Great, Not Again...

[Radical_Initiator]

The Subtle Knife
6
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gains +4/-2, trample and first strike.
3: Equipped creature becomes unblockable until end of turn.
Equip 3

They invented a device that could split open the very smallest particles of matter, and they used it to steal candy. They had no idea that they'd made the one weapon in all the universes that could defeat the tyrant.

Next card: Mandate of Heaven

[Elvish Pillager]

Mandate of Heaven
1WWW
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a justice counter on Mandate of Heaven, then each player who controls fewer white enchantments than the number of justice counters on Mandate of Heaven loses five life.

Next card: Receding Tide

[thatweirdpanda]

Receding Tide
1UUU
Sorcery
Put X 1/1 crab tokens on the battlefield under your control, where X is the number of blue creatures in your graveyard.

Next card: Castle drawbridge (land)