xkcd

by **xkcd follower** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:25 pm UTC

I was this on the Twilight Show marathon on New Years Eve. I forgot about this game and decided to bring it to the forums. It is simple. As with the real game, just kick the can. Just keep kicking. Kick it on the rocks, the post, even describe where it lands or who it hits.

I kick the can and it hits the wall.

by **tomtom2357** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:42 pm UTC

I kick the can, it bounces 5 times, then hits the next poster on the back of his head.

by **Sean Quixote** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:27 pm UTC

I kick the can three meters into the air. It falls back down, then bounces 1.8 meters in the air. It falls again. Then, it bounces four meters in the air... DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

by **Kromix** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:13 pm UTC

In soviet Russia, CAN KICKS YOU!!!

by **Phrozt** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:00 pm UTC

I accidentally the can.

by **BurningLed** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:56 pm UTC

I throw the can, because I'm a rebel. Yeah.

Is hating Britney Spears still cool?

by **Wnderer** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:07 pm UTC

I form a super-committee to deal with the deficit.

by **farnsworth** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:17 pm UTC

I attempt to kick the can, but end up stomping it flat. In frustration, I pick the flattened can up and fling it against the wall.

by **curtis95112** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:03 am UTC

I eat the can

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:11 am UTC

The can eats itself. Then it is reborn.

by **tomtom2357** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:17 am UTC

I kick the reborn can and it hits everyone (except me) on the head. Then it hits the next poster if the next poster is farnsworth or madjo.

by **curtis95112** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:17 pm UTC

I smash the can with a dandelion

by **tomtom2357** » Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:25 am UTC

The can grows arms and smashes you! Then it goes after us, luckily it didn't grow legs and all it can do is vibrate (which isn't very fast)

by **cemper93** » Thu Jan 05, 2012 1:56 pm UTC

I kick the can anyway.

by **tomtom2357** » Thu Jan 05, 2012 2:04 pm UTC

It grows a mouth and eats you! Still no legs though!

by **curtis95112** » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:37 am UTC

curtis95112 wrote:>Chop off the can's arms

Your roll: 6

You chop off the can's arms, and decide to chop your own arms off too while you're at it.
curtis95112 must roll to dodge!
Your roll: 3
You cut the tendons in one arm (-1 to any arm-using rolls)

THE CAN IS ACTIVE!
>Grow legs
Its roll: 2
It grows some hair instead

by **blademan9999** » Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:34 am UTC

>mega kick the can.
Roll 5:
The kick becomes awesome. -1 to the targets roll to dodge.
The can must roll to dodge!
Roll 4-1: the can is grazed -1 to it's roll.
Can regenerate arms.
Roll: 2-1=1:
It instead chokes on a pebble, -1 to next roll.

by **tomtom2357** » Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:38 am UTC

The can heals itself. +1 to next roll!

by **Wnderer** » Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:43 pm UTC

I kick the can into the 'The "Thread Necromancy" Game' thread

by **cemper93** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:44 am UTC

>I kick the can into the 'The "Thread Necromancy" Game' thread
Your roll: 1
Instead, you perform necromancy on the can, but it turns out that you can't resurrect cans. Astral forces turn against you!

Wnderer must Roll to Dodge!
Your roll: 2
The astral forces burn you with the power of 170 minutes of Necromancy Thread.
Wnderer is Seriously Wounded! (3 turns)

by **curtis95112** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:22 am UTC

>I throw the can at Wnderer
My roll: 4

I throw the can at Wnderer.
Wnderer must Roll to Dodge!
His roll: 2
Wnderer is hit, and being seriously wounded, slips into a coma (Must roll a 5+ to wake up before doing anything).

by **cjquines** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:24 am UTC

>I kick the can.
You roll:6
The can is alive again!

Can performs his action!
>Destroy universe
Can rolls: 5
The universe must roll to dodge!

Universe rolls:1
Universe dies in a blaze. (-5 to next roll)

by **xkcd follower** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:40 pm UTC

I kick the can again.. Also Sean Quixote is a Futurama fan from the "War is the H Word" Reference. I love that episode too.

by **cjquines** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:41 am UTC

>I kick the can again.
xkcd follower rolls: 3.
You miss the can.

Can rolls...
>Destroy universe (again)
Can rolls: 1
You restore the universe.

by **cemper93** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 2:27 am UTC

I roll for my own post.

> I roll for my own post.
My roll: 2
There was no roll. Therefore, the universe was never restored and I have never written this post.

by **cjquines** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:27 am UTC

> What do you mean there was no roll?
I roll: 5
THERE WAS A ROLL.

>I kick the can
You roll: 6
The can grows.

Can rolls
>Create another can.
You roll: 6
You instead create a can-replicating machine.

Can-replicating machine rolls...
>Create more cans
Can-replicating machine rolls: 4
CRM creates 4 cans

4 cans move
>Destroy next poster.
They roll: 6
Next poster has -1 to their roll.

Next poster must roll to dodge!
NP rolls: 1
Next poster dies, unless ressurrected.

by **xkcd follower** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:36 am UTC

Wait, whoever brought dice into this... I do not like you. But its too late to do anything

I kick the can. +1 for my ability to fly

by **curtis95112** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:52 am UTC

>I clone the can

I roll: 4

There are now two cans

by **eculc** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:25 pm UTC

I melt the cans, and pour the metal into a can mould. then, I cool the new can. then, I kick the can. It hits curtis in the face.

by **curtis95112** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:27 am UTC

In rage, I eat the can

by **Phrozt** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:37 pm UTC

I poop in the can.

by **Chewbaccawacca** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:19 pm UTC

I record a hit single by singing into the can.

...It bounces off the wall.

by **Tomlidich** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:28 pm UTC

i launch the can into orbit with a pile of explosives.

by **Chewbaccawacca** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:15 pm UTC

I kick the can straight up, then catch it with my foot and kick it again. Repeting this, I start to grow dreadlocks and smell of incense. Still kicking and catching, I begin to make lame jokes to my small group of like-minded friends. They begin to catch the can from time to time and kick it straight up as well. Eventually we begin to reproduce....

...via mitosis!!!

by **Tomlidich** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:30 pm UTC

i kick the can away from chewbacawaca and his hippies, and proceed to extend my arms and yell "COME AT ME BRO"

by **Phrozt** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:48 pm UTC

Tomlidich wrote:i kick the can away from chewbacawaca and his hippies, and proceed to extend my arms and yell "COME AT ME BRO"

Why would you want to be bukkaked by a group of hippies and a hairy beast??

by **Tomlidich** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:49 pm UTC

Phrozt wrote:
Tomlidich wrote:i kick the can away from chewbacawaca and his hippies, and proceed to extend my arms and yell "COME AT ME BRO"

Why would you want to be bukkaked by a group of hippies and a hairy beast??

i kick the can at chewbaccawacca's junk and run.

by **Chewbaccawacca** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:29 pm UTC

Phrozt wrote:
Tomlidich wrote:i kick the can away from chewbacawaca and his hippies, and proceed to extend my arms and yell "COME AT ME BRO"

Why would you want to be bukkaked by a group of hippies and a hairy beast??

...ew.

by **Kokojo** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:25 am UTC

I kick the can OUT, OUT I say of the roll to dodge game.

by **thorgold** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:57 am UTC

Kokojo wrote:>I kick the can OUT, OUT I say of the roll to dodge game.

Roll: 6

You kick the can out of the RTD game so hard, it flies through the entirety of spacetime before it loops back in on itself and hits you in the back of the head. As you fall to earth, your face randomly smashes against the keyboard, generating the new round in said game.

I juggle the can, Kokojo, and a small infant in a spectacular fashion before punting them into the exosphere. The can is now in low earth orbit.

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