Andromeda321 wrote:I feel at this point like someone oughta compile a list of all of Randall's hobbies. There are plenty of comics listed as "my hobby" that I think it would be entertaining.
(#37 "Hyphen") Whenever someone calls something an [adjective]-ass [noun], I mentally move the hyphen one word to the right. (Man, that's a sweet ass-car.)
(#53 "Hobby") When the police bust drug hideouts, I sneak in and hide. Then I jump out and startle them into shooting me so they lose points.
(#60 "Super Bowl") While everyone is watching the Super Bowl, feeling smugly superior because they're "only watching for the ads," I steal cars.
(#75 "Curse Levels") Mixing curse levels. (What a gosh-darned cunt!)
(#79 "Iambic Pentameter") Answering casual questions in iambic pentameter. (Well, I can meet the plane at ten of six. I'll meet him at the stairs before the gate.)
(#148 "Mispronouncing") Mispronouncing words. (Yeah, did you see what he said on his wobsite? Why don't you write about it in your blag?)
(#168 "Reverse Euphemisms") Reverse Euphemisms. (Oh, hey, school just let out and it's YMCA night, so I've gotta go take a shit. I mean I actually have to drop the kids off at the pool.)
(#174 "That's What SHE Said") Using "that's what SHE said" only in the most grammatically ambiguous situations.
(#236 "Collecting Double-Takes") Standing in the supermarket's produce section holding a tube of K-Y Jelly, looking contemplative.
(#259 "Clichéd Exchanges") Derailing clichéd exchanges by using the wrong replies. (O RLY? I 'ardly know 'er!)
(#287 "NP-Complete") Embedding NP-Complete problems in restaurant orders. (We'd like exactly $15.05 worth of appetizers, please.)
(#296 "Tony Hawk") Doing skateboard tricks in Tony Hawk while also doing them in real life. (Frontside 360°!)
(#326 "Effect an Effect") Using the more obscure meanings of "affect" and "effect" to try to trip up amateur grammar nazis. (I think that our foreign policy effects the situation.)
(#331 "Photoshops") Insisting that real-life objects are photoshopped. (Yeah, the reflections are all wrong. Definitely photoshopped.)
(#389 "Keeping Time") Pausing in-store music for a split second and watching the ex-marching band kids stumble. (FWOMP!)
(#437 "SUV") Renting an SUV and confusing the hell out of hybrid owners. (Check out those prices! Your Prius ain't lookin' so smart NOW, huh!)
(#451 "Impostor") Sitting down with grad students and timing how long it takes them to figure out that I'm not actually an expert in their field. (Have you tried logarithms?)
(#559 "No Pun Intended") Appending "no pun intended" to lines with no pun in them. (I think he's internalized his girlfriend's attitudes -- no pun intended.)
(#790 "Control") Sneaking into experiments and giving LSD to the control group. (OH GOD SPIDERS!)
I think I stopped there though.