xkcd

by **BlackHatSupport** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:55 pm UTC

HEY! Wicca is a legitimate belief system!

by **Jave D** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:40 pm UTC

A spirit of prostitution leads them astray.

by **FCN** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:23 am UTC

But why is he wearing a monocle on top of his eyepatch? It just doesn't make any sense.

by **Felstaff** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:34 am UTC

It's due to me humming, just at the right pitch, to make the drum skin vibrate. I can control drums with my voice! My voice.

by **BlackHatSupport** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:11 pm UTC

Yes, I'll accept that, but I'm still skeptical that you built a miniature fusion reactor.

by **farnsworth** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:35 am UTC

Oh, shut up. Why don't you go play with the others?

by **Nautilus** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:26 pm UTC

They smacked me with catfish, though.

Catfish are very intelligent

by **SuperTD** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:24 am UTC

Wait, is it pronounced ti-gee-on or ti-jee-on? Is it a hard g?

by **Felstaff** » Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:58 pm UTC

5am coffee
5am coffee
Doodly doo-dee
Doodly coffee

by **farnsworth** » Thu Jan 05, 2012 11:21 pm UTC

The National Broadcasting Company is an American commercial broadcasting television network and former radio network headquartered in the GE Building in New York City's Rockefeller Center with additional major offices near Los Angeles and in Chicago. NBC is sometimes referred to as the "Peacock Network," due to its stylized peacock logo, created originally for color broadcasts.

by **Quantum Sunshine** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:28 pm UTC

Well that's just silly, it doesn't matter whether or not he paid you a hundred grand to babysit the fish sticks. Those Grand Canyons are going to sort themselves unless you stop them.

by **Jave D** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:31 am UTC

Behold,the savior of Qliphoth.

by **thorgold** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:52 am UTC

Verily.

by **cjquines** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:39 pm UTC

The apple forces do not want your ponycorn sacrifices. You may keep your girly pornicons.

by **BlackHatSupport** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:59 pm UTC

OK, fine! O'Neill wants nothing to do with us, what about Landry?

by **She** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:32 pm UTC

Just... okay, shut up. I'm revoking your license. All your licenses, actually.

by **Jave D** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:14 am UTC

I'm going to blow this popsicle stand. With C4.

by **Felstaff** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:55 am UTC

by **cjquines** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:56 am UTC

Friends? All you have are half soaked lemons.

by **BlackHatSupport** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:47 pm UTC

I will make life rue the day it tried to give BHS lemons.

by **Jave D** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:10 pm UTC

by **cjquines** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:38 am UTC

I shall rebel against you. Hamsters and ponycorns, pumpkins and lemons, UNITE!!!

by **thorgold** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:29 am UTC

Never! You've taken head of the Maybes, but I still command the Has-beens and Never-weres! You'll rue this day!

by **shirosuzume** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:08 am UTC

What is it with the toupee, anyway? I've seen drowned rats with more vigor.

by **Felstaff** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:16 am UTC

I think it was a spiritual hymn of some sort, but you might recognise it if I hum it to you:

do dooo do-d-do,
do-do doo DOO do-d-do

What the hell is it from??

by **madjo** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:40 pm UTC

I don't know, but I do like colours

by **cjquines** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 3:06 pm UTC

Who careth if you doneth speaketh the old English language of GUAGS? GUAGS is better than thou.

by **Whelan** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 3:10 pm UTC

Three abreast, that's the best.

by **Quantum Sunshine** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:42 pm UTC

Hmmm... since this is the Non-Sequitur thread, surely the most non-sequitur of comments would be a comment that is actually sequitur because it defies the logic of the thread?

Whelan wrote:Three abreast, that's the best.

I disagree. Three abreast was the worst short lived web based sitcom.

by **Adam H** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:14 pm UTC

Mmmm, breast.

by **Felstaff** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:22 pm UTC

We are the boys and girls well known as
Minors of the ABC
And every Saturday all line up
To see the films we like
And shout aloud with glee

We love to laugh and have a sing-song
Just a happy crowd are we
We're all pals together
We're minors of the ABC

by **Chewbaccawacca** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:27 pm UTC

But surely sarsaparilla is better than rootbeer, I mean who is even arguing rootbeer's side? I thought this was settled years ago.

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:52 pm UTC

Push button, receive bacon.

by **The Scyphozoa** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:38 pm UTC

I say, HEEY YEEY YEEY YE YE, HEEY YEEY YEE, I say HEY -- WHAT'S GOIN' ON!?

by **Felstaff** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:35 pm UTC

This species was endemic to the Cook Islands. It is now extinct.

by **Chewbaccawacca** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:39 pm UTC

You are a member of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!

by **Whelan** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:06 am UTC

Gandhi you warmongering bastard!

by **Radical_Initiator** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:23 am UTC

My God ... It's full of boobs!

by **thorgold** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:59 am UTC

No, it's full of PUDDING. And it is DELICIOUS.

by **FCN** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:41 am UTC

I guess I just have a knack for punning. :mrgreen:

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