Non-Sequitur Showdown.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby BlackHatSupport » Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:55 pm UTC

HEY! Wicca is a legitimate belief system!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Jave D » Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:40 pm UTC

A spirit of prostitution leads them astray.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby FCN » Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:23 am UTC

But why is he wearing a monocle on top of his eyepatch? It just doesn't make any sense.
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Hrooom hmmmm HmMMM Hmmmm Hruhmmm

Postby Felstaff » Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:34 am UTC

It's due to me humming, just at the right pitch, to make the drum skin vibrate. I can control drums with my voice! My voice.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby BlackHatSupport » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:11 pm UTC

Yes, I'll accept that, but I'm still skeptical that you built a miniature fusion reactor.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby farnsworth » Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:35 am UTC

Oh, shut up. Why don't you go play with the others?

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Nautilus » Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:26 pm UTC

They smacked me with catfish, though.

Catfish are very intelligent
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby SuperTD » Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:24 am UTC

Wait, is it pronounced ti-gee-on or ti-jee-on? Is it a hard g?
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Felstaff » Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:58 pm UTC

5am coffee
5am coffee
Doodly doo-dee
Doodly coffee
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby farnsworth » Thu Jan 05, 2012 11:21 pm UTC

The National Broadcasting Company is an American commercial broadcasting television network and former radio network headquartered in the GE Building in New York City's Rockefeller Center with additional major offices near Los Angeles and in Chicago. NBC is sometimes referred to as the "Peacock Network," due to its stylized peacock logo, created originally for color broadcasts.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:28 pm UTC

Well that's just silly, it doesn't matter whether or not he paid you a hundred grand to babysit the fish sticks. Those Grand Canyons are going to sort themselves unless you stop them.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Jave D » Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:31 am UTC

Behold,the savior of Qliphoth.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby thorgold » Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:52 am UTC

Verily.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby cjquines » Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:39 pm UTC

The apple forces do not want your ponycorn sacrifices. You may keep your girly pornicons.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby BlackHatSupport » Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:59 pm UTC

OK, fine! O'Neill wants nothing to do with us, what about Landry?
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby She » Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:32 pm UTC

Just... okay, shut up. I'm revoking your license. All your licenses, actually.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Jave D » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:14 am UTC

I'm going to blow this popsicle stand. With C4.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Felstaff » Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:55 am UTC

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby cjquines » Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:56 am UTC

Friends? All you have are half soaked lemons.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby BlackHatSupport » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:47 pm UTC

I will make life rue the day it tried to give BHS lemons.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Jave D » Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:10 pm UTC

No.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby cjquines » Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:38 am UTC

I shall rebel against you. Hamsters and ponycorns, pumpkins and lemons, UNITE!!!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby thorgold » Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:29 am UTC

Never! You've taken head of the Maybes, but I still command the Has-beens and Never-weres! You'll rue this day!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby shirosuzume » Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:08 am UTC

What is it with the toupee, anyway? I've seen drowned rats with more vigor.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Felstaff » Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:16 am UTC

I think it was a spiritual hymn of some sort, but you might recognise it if I hum it to you:

do dooo do-d-do,
do-do doo DOO do-d-do


What the hell is it from??
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby madjo » Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:40 pm UTC

I don't know, but I do like colours
:)

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby cjquines » Sat Jan 21, 2012 3:06 pm UTC

Who careth if you doneth speaketh the old English language of GUAGS? GUAGS is better than thou.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Whelan » Sat Jan 21, 2012 3:10 pm UTC

Three abreast, that's the best.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:42 pm UTC

Hmmm... since this is the Non-Sequitur thread, surely the most non-sequitur of comments would be a comment that is actually sequitur because it defies the logic of the thread?

Whelan wrote:Three abreast, that's the best.


I disagree. Three abreast was the worst short lived web based sitcom.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Adam H » Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:14 pm UTC

Mmmm, breast.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Felstaff » Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:22 pm UTC

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Minors of the ABC
And every Saturday all line up
To see the films we like
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We're all pals together
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Chewbaccawacca » Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:27 pm UTC

But surely sarsaparilla is better than rootbeer, I mean who is even arguing rootbeer's side? I thought this was settled years ago.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:52 pm UTC

Push button, receive bacon.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:38 pm UTC

I say, HEEY YEEY YEEY YE YE, HEEY YEEY YEE, I say HEY -- WHAT'S GOIN' ON!?
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Felstaff » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:35 pm UTC

This species was endemic to the Cook Islands. It is now extinct.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Chewbaccawacca » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:39 pm UTC

You are a member of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Whelan » Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:06 am UTC

Gandhi you warmongering bastard!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Radical_Initiator » Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:23 am UTC

My God ... It's full of boobs!
I looked out across the river today …

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby thorgold » Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:59 am UTC

No, it's full of PUDDING. And it is DELICIOUS.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby FCN » Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:41 am UTC

I guess I just have a knack for punning. :mrgreen:
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I'm having difficulty deciding which.


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