xkcd

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:00 pm UTC

This thread is inspired by the "Canada On Strike" episode of South Park. For those unfamiliar with the joke, it goes down like this:

Stephen Abootman: You'll regret this day, friend!

Phillip: I'm not your friend, buddih!

Stephen Abootman: I'm not your buddih, guy!

Terrance: He's not your guy, friend!

Stephen Abootman: I'm not your friend, buddih!

Terrance & Phillip: We're not your buddih, guy!

Stephen Abootman: I'm not your guy, friend!

...ad infinitum. But, to make this a little more interesting, let's try not to repeat anything, and see how long we can keep it going in such a manner. :mrgreen:

So. Without further adieu...

I'm not your guy, pal!

by **Meem1029** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:02 pm UTC

I'm not your pal, dude.

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:03 pm UTC

I'm not your dude, man...

by **Oflick** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:29 pm UTC

I'm not you man, acquaintance.

by **KrazyerKate** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:56 pm UTC

I'm not your acquaintance, sir.

by **Diemo** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:11 am UTC

I'm not your sir, mate!

by **Milosz** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:46 am UTC

I'm not your mate, bro.

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:16 am UTC

I'm not your bro, dawg.

by **PerchloricAcid** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:43 am UTC

I'm not your dawg, lad.

by **Fire Brns** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:12 am UTC

I'm not you lad, sonny.

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:16 am UTC

I'm not your Sonny, Cher.

by **Oflick** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:14 am UTC

I'm not your Cher, Bitch!

by **PerchloricAcid** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:26 pm UTC

I'm not your bitch, hoe.

by **Oflick** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:47 pm UTC

I'm not your hoe, Pimp.

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:56 pm UTC

I'm not your pump, slick.

by **AvatarIII** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:01 pm UTC

I'm not your slick, Bub!

by **Fire Brns** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:24 pm UTC

I'm not your bub, chico.

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:11 pm UTC

I'm not your chico, slim.

by **Meem1029** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:18 pm UTC

I'm not your slim, Jim.

(Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

by **Chewbaccawacca** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:38 pm UTC

I'm nobody's Jim, Jack!

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:44 pm UTC

I'm not your Jack, Mack.

(I was half-expecting/hoping someone would say "Slim, Shady."

)

by **Oflick** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:30 pm UTC

I'm not your Mack, PC!

(sorry).

by **SlyReaper** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:57 pm UTC

I'm no police constable, sunshine.

by **Oflick** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:45 pm UTC

I'm not your Sunshine, Butch Cassidy!

by **madjo** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:38 am UTC

I'm not your Butch Cassidy, kid!

by **AvatarIII** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:51 am UTC

I'm not your kid, child.

by **Oflick** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:59 am UTC

I'm not your child, creepy old man.

by **AvatarIII** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:15 pm UTC

I'm not your creepy old man, neighbour.

by **Oflick** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:23 pm UTC

I'm not your neighbour, average guy.

by **AvatarIII** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:32 pm UTC

I'mma ~~smarter than~~ not your average ~~bear~~ guy, boo-boo.

by **Fire Brns** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:18 pm UTC

I'm not your boo-boo, buddy.
(not yet used despite being in the thread title?)

by **Radical_Initiator** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:49 pm UTC

I'm not your buddy, squire.

by **Oflick** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:31 pm UTC

I'm not your squire, LIAR!

by **Sean Quixote** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:09 am UTC

I ain't no liar, Friar.

by **Fire Brns** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:15 am UTC

I'm not your friar, comrade.

by **Sean Quixote** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:21 am UTC

I'm not your comrade, Strong Bad!

by **Oflick** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:24 am UTC

I am not in any way shape or form your Strong Bad, Weak Good!

See what I did there? I'm a genius.

by **Sean Quixote** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:33 am UTC

You are in no way a genius, Einstein... :roll:

by **Oflick** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:44 am UTC

I'm no Einstein, Nerd.

by **cjquines** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:58 am UTC

I am in no way representing the image of this unknown "nerd" you speak of, Superman.

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