Non-Sequitur Showdown.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Sruixan » Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:01 pm UTC

As your attention gradually drifts away from the placid monotony of my voice, you will become painfully aware of the mismatched nature of your socks.
This is, er, no offense but you are a robot, aren't you?
That's just, um, beautiful, beautiful beautiful... just beautiful.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby snowyowl » Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:00 pm UTC

The universe instantly ceased to exist, but apart from that life went on as usual.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Sean Quixote » Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:12 am UTC

Ket May must let Tom pick onion cheese bacon, jal.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Radical_Initiator » Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:31 am UTC

Though Hermann knew it would not be so simple, the kangaroo quietly leapt into the Aston-Martin.
I looked out across the river today …
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:59 am UTC

Ambiguous imagery. Dubious assumptions. Sentence fragments...

Could these be the true answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, as ancient astronaut theorists believe?
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Jave D » Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:59 pm UTC

Because of what you did when you were a kid.
I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
Ain't it sad?
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That's too bad.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby RollingHead » Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:58 pm UTC

"Hi, how are you?"
"I'm eating nuts! xD"
... I just had this conversation and I swear I have no idea what to answer to that...
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Igidich » Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:43 pm UTC

Well at least breathe like you like me!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Radical_Initiator » Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:14 pm UTC

That may be, but you can't pop goulash.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Col. Mustard » Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:49 am UTC

That's just slippery enough to work!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby orangedragonfire » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:10 am UTC

They said it was impossible, that I was crazy to try. But behold! I have done it! Weapons of Math Distraction! Tremble in fear!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Col. Mustard » Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:53 am UTC

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an early retirement. TO THE KNEE
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby orangedragonfire » Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:45 am UTC

And so it became clear that showdowns were a thing of the past. A new form of entertainment evolved... showups!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby thorgold » Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:12 am UTC

You may be a showup champion, but I...

I have Post-It notes.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:15 am UTC

Chicken noodle soup, with a soda on the side.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby thorgold » Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:07 pm UTC

I'm not your guinea pig! You don't own me!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:10 am UTC

I'm not your buddy, guy!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby userxp » Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:31 pm UTC

Nonsense. Modern science has conclusively proved that 5 out of 10 people are half of them.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Felstaff » Mon Mar 05, 2012 5:25 pm UTC

You can't unsee it, once you realise the Nike 'swoosh' logo is really just a beard of a very pointy-chinned man in profile.
Habent sua fata libelli et balli
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby shirosuzume » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:02 pm UTC

We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Jave D » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:31 am UTC

I like the bread.
I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
Ain't it sad?
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That's too bad.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby t1mm01994 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:05 am UTC

The fish of crumbs is too damn high!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Dthen » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:15 pm UTC

Did that check out okay?
I like cats.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Felstaff » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:17 pm UTC

Habent sua fata libelli et balli
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby darknut » Tue Mar 20, 2012 8:04 am UTC

and the what happened
poxic wrote: Take a source of light and cook it up until it lases -- now you have a laser.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby farnsworth » Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:19 am UTC

I don't care how many elephants are carrying bananas; I love you no matter what.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby orangedragonfire » Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:01 pm UTC

But then the elephants lost the bananas, aaaaaand... GOAL! CHECK! UNO! SCORE! MATCH! GAME! POINT! YATZY!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby LOLBeth » Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:04 pm UTC

And they all lived happily ever after.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:10 pm UTC

"So no one told you life was gonna be this gaaaaay..." *clap clap clap clap*
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby orangedragonfire » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:02 pm UTC

dun Dun DUN!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Jave D » Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:07 am UTC

They may take our lives, but they can never take... our Independence Day!
I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
Ain't it sad?
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That's too bad.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby orangedragonfire » Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:54 pm UTC

Except that they did; and now we have nothing.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Whelan » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:33 pm UTC

Gosh-darned boobies.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby LOLBeth » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:24 pm UTC

The prequel was actually an improvement.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby orangedragonfire » Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:53 pm UTC

And suddenly, there was orangejuice everywhere. Oh, the things I have seen that day! The horrors! The oranges! The juice!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby FCN » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:39 pm UTC

Two, Four, Six, Eight
Everybody Count To Eight
(by twos)
Spoiler:
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Dear FCN,
You are:
a) Terrible, but in an awesome way.
or
b) Awesome, but in a terrible way.
I'm having difficulty deciding which.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Mike Rosoft » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:45 pm UTC

Big bada boom!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:55 pm UTC

And just when we thought we were clear, it all went... not wrong, but right. Horribly, horribly right.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby darknut » Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:01 pm UTC

Utahraptor's got shufflepants
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:02 pm UTC

Behold the irony! Its taste is the smell of green.
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