Professor Farnsworth's Secrets of the Universe

[Sean Quixote]

Let's unlock the ultimate secret(s) of the universe! This game is inspired by the Reincarnation episode of Futurama...

Each successive post will be looking at a smaller magnification than the previous, and YOU get to "discover" what lies at the infinitesimal heart of matter itself! This'll work kinda sorta like an X word story thread in that it's going to continuously get longer and longer, hopefully off into the vast reaches of infinity. Rhyming'd also be awesome when possible or practical, but just remember that things only rhyme below 10^-5 Å, you dope!

Now, to examine some matter. Any old matter will do. How about this log I found in a hole in the bottom of the sea. Now, to penetrate its deepest mysteries... Oh, my! There's a frog on a bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea! Could that possibly be the ultimate secret of the universe?! ...Wait! There's a snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole in the bottom of the sea!

Let's magnify some more... Jeepers Creepers! There's a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

Anyone else care to take a gander?

[Adam H]

Blimey! There's an egg on the leg of a fly on the thigh of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[Chewbaccawacca]

Goodness! There are some regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly on the thigh of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[Sean Quixote]

Oh no! There's an abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[cemper93]

Incredible! There's a pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

I have been officially granted the rights not to rhyme.

[farnsworth]

Impossible! There's an image in the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

I am obligated to post in this thread.

[BurningLed]

Inconceivable! There's a scrimmage in the image in the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

By the way, this is based off an old children's song if you didn't already know -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnwTuDAQwN0

[Badion]

Craptastical! There's god playing in the scrimmage in the image in the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[Wnderer]

Amazing! There's a world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image in the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[SmoothBlade]

Astonishing! There's a land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image in the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[JyxxGirl]

Holy Mother of Chocolate! There's a funny little bunny in the land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image in the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!


I signed up just to add on to this XD

[Wnderer]

Gee Willikers! There's a sick little tick on the funny little bunny in the land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image in the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[Metazoan]

They are taking the mick! There is pee coming from the knee of the sick little tick on the funny little bunny in the land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image in the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[Adam H]

What the whaaaa!?!? There's some blue in the hue of the pee coming from the knee of the sick little tick on the funny little bunny in the land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image in the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[Giallo]

Holy cow! There are seven angels - it's true! - in the blue in the hue of the pee coming from the knee of the sick little tick on the funny little bunny in the land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image in the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[[username]]

Far out! There's a whale-o on each halo of the seven angels in the blue in the hue of the pee coming from the knee of the sick little tick on the funny little bunny in the land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image in the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[Wnderer]

Hilarious! There's a comical little barnacle on the whale-o on each halo of the seven angels in the blue in the hue of the pee coming from the knee of the sick little tick on the funny little bunny in the land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image in the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[moui]

Stupendous! There's a farcical war chronicle on the comical little barnacle on the whale-o on each halo of the seven angels in the blue in the hue of the pee coming from the knee of the sick little tick on the funny little bunny in the land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image in the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[[username]]

What the heck! There's a forum on the bottom of the farcical war chronicle on the comical little barnacle on the whale-o on each halo of the seven angels in the blue in the hue of the pee coming from the knee of the sick little tick on the funny little bunny in the land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image in the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[Wnderer]

Surprise, surprise! There's a comment in the forum on the bottom of the farcical war chronicle on the comical little barnacle on the whale-o on each halo of the seven angels in the blue in the hue of the pee coming from the knee of the sick little tick on the funny little bunny in the land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image in the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[Sean Quixote]

Oh... your... god! There's a troll taking a poll in a comment on the forum on the bottom of the farcical war chronicle on the comical little barnacle on the whale-o on each halo of the seven angels in the blue in the hue of the pee coming from the knee of the sick little tick on the funny little bunny in the land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image of the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[[username]]

What stupidity! There's a reply to the troll taking a poll in a comment on the forum on the bottom of the farcical war chronicle on the comical little barnacle on the whale-o on each halo of the seven angels in the blue in the hue of the pee coming from the knee of the sick little tick on the funny little bunny in the land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image of the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[Wnderer]

Way too much! There's an absurd little bird eating corn that's still warm from some dung to be flung from a gray trebuchet in a battle at castle in a reference in the reply to the troll taking a poll in a comment on the forum on the bottom of the farcical war chronicle on the comical little barnacle on the whale-o on each halo of the seven angels in the blue in the hue of the pee coming from the knee of the sick little tick on the funny little bunny in the land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image of the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[Sean Quixote]

Jackpot! There's a shiny new penny in the nest of the absurd little bird eating corn that's still warm from some dung to be flung from a gray trebuchet in a battle at castle in a reference in the reply to the troll taking a poll in a comment on the forum on the bottom of the farcical war chronicle on the comical little barnacle on the whale-o on each halo of the seven angels in the blue in the hue of the pee coming from the knee of the sick little tick on the funny little bunny in the land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image of the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[Vytron]

Awesome! There's an uncanny face of Abraham Lincoln in a shiny new penny in the nest of the absurd little bird eating corn that's still warm from some dung to be flung from a gray trebuchet in a battle at castle in a reference in the reply to the troll taking a poll in a comment on the forum on the bottom of the farcical war chronicle on the comical little barnacle on the whale-o on each halo of the seven angels in the blue in the hue of the pee coming from the knee of the sick little tick on the funny little bunny in the land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image of the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[XTCamus]

Wicked Pisser! There's a sly little smile on the uncanny face of Abraham Lincoln in a shiny new penny in the nest of the absurd little bird eating corn that's still warm from some dung to be flung from a gray trebuchet in a battle at a castle in a reference in the reply to the troll taking a poll in a comment on the forum on the bottom of the farcical war chronicle on the comical little barnacle on the whale-o on each halo of the seven angels in the blue in the hue of the pee coming from the knee of the sick little tick on the funny little bunny in the land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image of the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[Vytron]

Unbelievable! There's a wry nose that grows over a sly little smile on the uncanny face of Abraham Lincoln in a shiny new penny in the nest of the absurd little bird eating corn that's still warm from some dung to be flung from a gray trebuchet in a battle at a castle in a reference in the reply to the troll taking a poll in a comment on the forum on the bottom of the farcical war chronicle on the comical little barnacle on the whale-o on each halo of the seven angels in the blue in the hue of the pee coming from the knee of the sick little tick on the funny little bunny in the land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image of the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

[NikostratosX]

Flabbergasting! An evil pimple is singing about how life's so simple on the wry nose that grows over a sly little smile on the uncanny face of Abraham Lincoln in a shiny new penny in the nest of the absurd little bird eating corn that's still warm from some dung to be flung from a gray trebuchet in a battle at a castle in a reference in the reply to the troll taking a poll in a comment on the forum on the bottom of the farcical war chronicle on the comical little barnacle on the whale-o on each halo of the seven angels in the blue in the hue of the pee coming from the knee of the sick little tick on the funny little bunny in the land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image of the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the leg of a fly in the eye of the snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea!

I too, signed up just to post/revive this awesome post.