Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby slbub » Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:20 pm UTC

laggy internet

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:36 am UTC

56K, aka "permalag" :P

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby CorruptUser » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:29 am UTC

Telegraph

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby slbub » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:36 am UTC

russian cake

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:10 am UTC

Kazakhstani cake

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Jplus » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:39 pm UTC

Your carefully crafted painting (if the cake falls on top of it).
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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:59 pm UTC

Oh, man. If only this was the other thread, I'd say Jackson Pollock. :mrgreen:

But it's not. So, I'll say... Marcel Duchamp's Fountain. :P

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby slbub » Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:55 pm UTC

the persistence of memory

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Jplus » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:25 pm UTC

Secrets.
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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby slbub » Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:22 am UTC

the not so honest truth

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:44 am UTC

The Unquestionable Truth (Part 1)


(As for The Persistence of Memory, surely you were confusing which thread you were in..? :o )

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby slbub » Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:41 pm UTC

the godfather part 3

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:05 pm UTC

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Vieto » Sat Nov 05, 2011 1:38 am UTC

Swimming
a.k.a. Cazador

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Jplus » Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:17 am UTC

Drowning.
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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby farnsworth » Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:05 am UTC

Hannibal Lecter.

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby slbub » Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:35 am UTC

liver

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:50 pm UTC

Chianti

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby AvatarIII » Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:10 pm UTC

plonk

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby slbub » Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:38 pm UTC

plank

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:31 pm UTC

Max Planck

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby slbub » Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:30 am UTC

max pain

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Adacore » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:08 am UTC

The mafia

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby AvatarIII » Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:49 am UTC

snitches

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Jplus » Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:28 am UTC

Seekers.
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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby farnsworth » Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:23 am UTC

Harry Potter.
Wrong thread.

Falling from 5 stories.

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby slbub » Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:40 am UTC

a 178 pound labor-doodle

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby CorruptUser » Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:47 am UTC

50 page assignment due tomorrow.

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby slbub » Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:11 am UTC

(balls i hope that doesn't exist for real)

a three page assignment due in 7 hours

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby AvatarIII » Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:53 am UTC

a seven word answer due right now!

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby slbub » Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:18 pm UTC

a two word answer due a few minutes ago

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:41 pm UTC

Overdue assignment.

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby CorruptUser » Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:02 am UTC

A barely passing grade.

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:39 am UTC

A remedial course

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby AvatarIII » Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:09 am UTC

learning difficulties

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Jplus » Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:59 pm UTC

The need to remember an emergency phone number.
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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby slbub » Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:13 pm UTC

randomly remembering an emergency phone number when you don't need it

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Sun Nov 20, 2011 7:53 pm UTC

Having the poison control people hang up on you when you accidentally get caulk in your mouth.

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby slbub » Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:11 pm UTC

ingesting about thirty bottles of elmers glue to win a shinny nickle

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Re: Chainsaw Scissors Paper Rock

Postby Sean Quixote » Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:28 pm UTC

Ingesting a rusty nickel.


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