xkcd

by **slbub** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:20 pm UTC

laggy internet

by **Sean Quixote** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:36 am UTC

56K, aka "permalag"

by **CorruptUser** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:29 am UTC

Telegraph

by **slbub** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:36 am UTC

russian cake

by **Sean Quixote** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:10 am UTC

Kazakhstani cake

by **Jplus** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:39 pm UTC

Your carefully crafted painting (if the cake falls on top of it).

by **Sean Quixote** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:59 pm UTC

Oh, man. If only this was the other thread, I'd say Jackson Pollock. :mrgreen:

But it's not. So, I'll say... Marcel Duchamp's Fountain.

by **slbub** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:55 pm UTC

the persistence of memory

by **Jplus** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:25 pm UTC

Secrets.

by **slbub** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:22 am UTC

the not so honest truth

by **Sean Quixote** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:44 am UTC

The Unquestionable Truth (Part 1)

(As for The Persistence of Memory, surely you were confusing which thread you were in..?

)

by **slbub** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:41 pm UTC

the godfather part 3

by **Sean Quixote** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:05 pm UTC

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

by **Vieto** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 1:38 am UTC

Swimming

by **Jplus** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:17 am UTC

Drowning.

by **farnsworth** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:05 am UTC

Hannibal Lecter.

by **slbub** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:35 am UTC

liver

by **Sean Quixote** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:50 pm UTC

Chianti

by **AvatarIII** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:10 pm UTC

plonk

by **slbub** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:38 pm UTC

plank

by **Sean Quixote** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:31 pm UTC

Max Planck

by **slbub** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:30 am UTC

max pain

by **Adacore** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:08 am UTC

The mafia

by **AvatarIII** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:49 am UTC

snitches

by **Jplus** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:28 am UTC

Seekers.

by **farnsworth** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:23 am UTC

~~Harry Potter.~~
Wrong thread.

Falling from 5 stories.

by **slbub** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:40 am UTC

a 178 pound labor-doodle

by **CorruptUser** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:47 am UTC

50 page assignment due tomorrow.

by **slbub** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:11 am UTC

(balls i hope that doesn't exist for real)

a three page assignment due in 7 hours

by **AvatarIII** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:53 am UTC

a seven word answer due right now!

by **slbub** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:18 pm UTC

a two word answer due a few minutes ago

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:41 pm UTC

Overdue assignment.

by **CorruptUser** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:02 am UTC

A barely passing grade.

by **Sean Quixote** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:39 am UTC

A remedial course

by **AvatarIII** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:09 am UTC

learning difficulties

by **Jplus** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:59 pm UTC

The need to remember an emergency phone number.

by **slbub** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:13 pm UTC

randomly remembering an emergency phone number when you don't need it

by **Sean Quixote** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 7:53 pm UTC

Having the poison control people hang up on you when you accidentally get caulk in your mouth.

by **slbub** » Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:11 pm UTC

ingesting about thirty bottles of elmers glue to win a shinny nickle

by **Sean Quixote** » Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:28 pm UTC

Ingesting a rusty nickel.