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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby Sprocket » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:44 pm UTC

<3

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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby junx » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:45 pm UTC

Wonderful comic!

I perceived it as a statement on how often we, as humans, try to sell things that we don't actually have any right to own in the first place. Like seagulls. Or land, or people from Africa. What is wrong with us?

And, thus, the couple run across the sign on their romantic walk down the beach, and it puzzles them and makes them sad and ruins their whole morning. Crap.

I'm assuming for the sake of beret guy's integrity that he put up the sign just to make the point. :)
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby ivvvvvvvi » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:46 pm UTC

That actually happened.
Search "VENDEDOR DE PALOMAS VERSION EXTENDIDA" on YouTube, it's a video from 2 years ago of a chilean hobo selling doves.
(I've tried to post the link, but as a new member I'm not allowed to do that).
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby PaLaDiN-X » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:48 pm UTC

I has already done, there is a video on youtube of a man selling pidgeons, sadly, they dont let me put links but you can search it:
"vendiendo palomas" which means selling pidgeons.
its ~1 dollar each if someone is interested.
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby cellocgw » Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:45 pm UTC

rhomboidal wrote:Their main form of payment is beach coins found with a metal detector while wearing blacks socks and white tennis shoes.


What's the exchange rate for BeachCoins to BitCoins?
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby osito2dancer » Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:20 pm UTC

You got beaten up by 2-3 years:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LZppyIdnhw

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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby bmonk » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:26 pm UTC

"Cast your bread upon the waters, for after many days you will find it again." (Eccl. 11:1)
Down with categorical imperatives.
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby Rai » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:30 pm UTC

PigeonBrain wrote:
The Moomin wrote:You'd have to be gullible to fall for that.


Phooey. That was my joke. But you know the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary, don't you?



Wait, it isn't?

*Checks dictionary*

Huh. Turns out it really isn't.
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby phillipsjk » Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:50 pm UTC

Fire Brns wrote:This is wholeheartedly wrong, I don't know how many of you have firsthand experience with seagulls but if you throw food -even one moldy french fry- 50 to a 100 will show up and they will fight each other (to the death) over every molecule of it before flying off. It is possible that the seagulls ate untill they were full and can't fly from weight but I have never seen a seagull that has "eaten enough".


That is not my experience, though the flocks tend to be smaller here. I have never seen gulls fight to the death over food. In fact, when one gull spots a sufficient quantity of food (more than they want to eat?), they will call other seagulls over.
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby don't read this » Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:24 pm UTC

That is not my experience, though the flocks tend to be smaller here. I have never seen gulls fight to the death over food. In fact, when one gull spots a sufficient quantity of food (more than they want to eat?), they will call other seagulls over.


Yes, but those are Canadian seagulls!
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby webdude » Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:05 am UTC

pkcommando wrote:Oddly, if you came back a few hours later you'd probably find money in the jar and few loose feathers on the ground. Hmm, summer's coming, maybe a trip to Revere Beach is in order.......


I still remember my visit to Pike's Market in Seattle. We didn't have time to actually go in, but while waiting to meet someone there, I wandered around the front a bit. It didn't take a forensic analyst to figure out from the feathers, bones and charred paper around a couple of trash cans that one very hungry homeless person, or a gaggle of them, had eschewed the fish and gone after the pigeons. I wonder how they taste barbequed, cf seagulls?
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby Fire Brns » Sat Feb 25, 2012 3:19 am UTC

phillipsjk wrote:
Fire Brns wrote:This is wholeheartedly wrong, I don't know how many of you have firsthand experience with seagulls but if you throw food -even one moldy french fry- 50 to a 100 will show up and they will fight each other (to the death) over every molecule of it before flying off. It is possible that the seagulls ate untill they were full and can't fly from weight but I have never seen a seagull that has "eaten enough".


That is not my experience, though the flocks tend to be smaller here. I have never seen gulls fight to the death over food. In fact, when one gull spots a sufficient quantity of food (more than they want to eat?), they will call other seagulls over.

It will scream because yes food, but once the others show up they are grabbing food from each other's mouths. Evolutionally birds need to share food to survive, from seagulls, to vultures, to mama bird vomit but that doesn't mean they like it and they don't -to my main point- leave any on the ground. To clarify the to the death comment: I've never seen a seagull die over this but I have seen one bleed. But then again Florida is stereotypically seagully.
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby Rosstin » Sat Feb 25, 2012 4:49 am UTC

Best comic in a long time.

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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby Icalasari » Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:34 am UTC

...Yep, this pretty much covers what some of my major is going to
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby Djehutynakht » Sat Feb 25, 2012 7:28 am UTC

pkcommando wrote:Oddly, if you came back a few hours later you'd probably find money in the jar and few loose feathers on the ground. Hmm, summer's coming, maybe a trip to Revere Beach is in order.......


YES.

You know, the funniest thing is to throw a the leftover's from a Thanksgiving turkey on the beach to them. They swarm. Especially when the business from Kelly's dies down more.
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby Coyne » Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:48 am UTC

Rai wrote:
PigeonBrain wrote:
The Moomin wrote:You'd have to be gullible to fall for that.


Phooey. That was my joke. But you know the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary, don't you?



Wait, it isn't?

*Checks dictionary*

Huh. Turns out it really isn't.


Odd. It's in mine: Right between "gulley2" and "Gulliver's Travels".
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby greenba » Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:32 am UTC

Note the representation of the ocean -- wonderfully realistic. Nice work!
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby pueben » Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:03 am UTC

My immediate response:

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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby warbaker » Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:58 pm UTC

I liked it, but the mouseover text was a bit much, moving the tone from zen to zany.
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby xaqrox » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:26 pm UTC

Paranoia wrote:Seems like the Facebook business plan. That works pretty well.

Lure in the users then leave it to the advertisers to catch them.

This is right.
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby Nyktos » Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:32 am UTC

I laughed out loud and I don't know why.
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby nmccrin1 » Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:54 am UTC

Coyne wrote:
Rai wrote:
PigeonBrain wrote:
The Moomin wrote:You'd have to be gullible to fall for that.


Phooey. That was my joke. But you know the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary, don't you?



Wait, it isn't?

*Checks dictionary*

Huh. Turns out it really isn't.


Odd. It's in mine: Right between "gulley2" and "Gulliver's Travels".


*woosh*
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby bmonk » Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:26 am UTC

don't read this wrote:
That is not my experience, though the flocks tend to be smaller here. I have never seen gulls fight to the death over food. In fact, when one gull spots a sufficient quantity of food (more than they want to eat?), they will call other seagulls over.


Yes, but those are Canadian seagulls!

They are, aren't they, eh?
Down with categorical imperatives.
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby Eternal Density » Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:52 am UTC

Coyne wrote:
Rai wrote:
PigeonBrain wrote:
The Moomin wrote:You'd have to be gullible to fall for that.


Phooey. That was my joke. But you know the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary, don't you?



Wait, it isn't?

*Checks dictionary*

Huh. Turns out it really isn't.


Odd. It's in mine: Right between "gulley2" and "Gulliver's Travels".
Try a Swedish dictionary.
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby madjo » Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:47 pm UTC

Well beret guy, who is a recurring character, likes the obscure and abstract. His sense of humor is not what we'd call 'normal'. He's quite out there.

I loved this one, and if I had time I might even try something like this.
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Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Postby Annihilist » Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:15 am UTC

The Moomin wrote:You'd have to be gullible to fall for that.

...I see what you did there -_-
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