xkcd

by **Vohu Manah** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:17 am UTC

Good News: Sequins!

by **Chewbaccawacca** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:57 pm UTC

Bad News: There really is a place that serves Pan Galactic Gargleblasters. But it's 300 miles away from me.

ps. They're delicious and taste exactly how the book describes.

by **madjo** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:44 am UTC

Good news, at least you don't need to detox from the Pangalactic Gargleblasters.

by **madjo** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:30 pm UTC

Bad news: you are Arthur Dent

by **sixmultipliedbynine** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:02 pm UTC

Good news: You've found Zaphod Beeblebrox and he's invited you on the Heart of Gold.

by **thorgold** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:00 am UTC

Good news: You're not that Arthur Dent. You're Arthur Dent the investment consultant of Boulder, Colorado.

by **Oflick** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:44 am UTC

Bad news: You're from Colorado.

by **orangedragonfire** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:00 pm UTC

Good News: You're from Colorado in another galaxy, not the one on Earth.

by **Tomlidich** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:40 pm UTC

bad news: they still play country music on the radio there.

by **eculc** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:08 pm UTC

good news: what they call "country music" sounds strikingly similar to ACDC.

by **Adam H** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:28 pm UTC

Bad news: You hate ACDC.

by **Oflick** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:52 am UTC

Good news: You like this music in spite of the similarities.

by **Chewbaccawacca** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:05 pm UTC

Bad news: Your ears just fell off.

by **Adam H** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:06 pm UTC

~~Bad news: You don't even have a radio.~~

~~Good news: You don't have a radio, anyways.~~

I didn't want to play this stupid forum game anyways

by **orangedragonfire** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:18 pm UTC

Good News: They were fake ears, and instead of a radio, you have a TV.

by **Oflick** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:06 am UTC

Bad news: TV is shit.

by **Bartimaeus** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:55 am UTC

Good News: We're in the mood for shit, it distracts from matters of consequence!

by **Woopate** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:18 pm UTC

Bad news: Matters of consequence are the shit on tv.

by **orangedragonfire** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:16 pm UTC

Good News: You can just turn the TV off.

by **Evengeduld** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:28 am UTC

Bad news: You can't find the remote and the button on the TV is broken.

by **RollingHead** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:34 pm UTC

Good news: the satisfaction of destroying the televison with a sledgehammer.

by **orangedragonfire** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:15 pm UTC

Bad News: You can't find a sledgehammer, either.

by **Tomlidich** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:28 pm UTC

good news: the hardware store is only a block away.

by **Adam H** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:49 pm UTC

Bad news: You waste 30 minutes of your life only to find out the hardware store doesn't have any sledgehammers.

by **Tomlidich** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:29 pm UTC

good news: they do have crowbars....

by **Evengeduld** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:32 am UTC

Bad news: But they are sold out...

by **Tomlidich** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:40 pm UTC

good news: they have a clearance sale on a jar of hammers.

by **Adam H** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:58 pm UTC

Bad news: The television is apparently hammer proof.

by **Radical_Initiator** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:22 pm UTC

Good News: apparently, it isn't MC Hammer-proof

by **Evengeduld** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:18 am UTC

Bad News: STOP...

by **madjo** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:44 pm UTC

good news: it's clobbering time!

by **Col. Mustard** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:48 am UTC

Bad news: You're the one being clobbered.

by **orangedragonfire** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:57 pm UTC

Good News: You can use Kung Fu to defend yourself.

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:19 am UTC

Bad news: There is no spoon.

by **madjo** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:33 pm UTC

Good news: that, luckily, is air you are breathing!

by **RollingHead** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 1:51 am UTC

Bad news: smog.

by **SchighSchagh** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:03 am UTC

Good news: what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

by **orangedragonfire** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:55 pm UTC

Bad News: It does kill you.

by **SchighSchagh** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:16 pm UTC

Good news: You have nine lives, and you haven't wasted all of them yet.

by **madjo** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:18 pm UTC

Bad news: you grew a tail that you keep stepping on, and makes it difficult to wear pants.