Randomizer wrote:Granted. The United States starts conscripting Ukrainian citizens instead.
Well, that's okay, because I'm in Canada.
Sucks to be those Ukrainian people in the United States, what with all the conscription going on. Glad I'm not there.
Azrael001 wrote:<INSERT WISH HERE>
Granted. You live in the location of your choice, but it turns out you did not make a very good choice in location. When your abilities are discovered, people start to freak out. They then figure out that to kill you, they must gag you so that you cannot say anything, and decapitate you, since that injury will never heal, and three sigmas faster than never is still never. They deliberately take 6 days to saw your head off so that you will feel the pain longer.
I wish my house was clean, and everything was neatly organized, without anything being stolen or lost.