Wasp police 1: Hey, looks like we have a grower here!
(Wasp police 2 takes out a tape measure)
Wasp police 2: Yup, the reading is 139.7 μm.
Wasp police 1: You see that, scumbag? That's .7 μm more than you're allowed to be. Now sure, it's less than one micrometer, but that doesn't mean it doesn't count. Hell, even .3 would be too much, or .2 or...you see where this is going.
Wasp police 2: What he means is that we're going to take you in, and if - if, not when - if you'll ever get out, you'll be sorry to correct your posture. Ever. Again.
(Wasp police 1 points at a book)
Wasp police 1: It reads here, folks of your kind just may not be longer 139 μm. It's no laughing matter, it's the rule!