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PAstrychef wrote:To stop doing anything because some people are too stupid to understand it is to do nothing but make the whole world that much stupider. It's their own damn fault if they can't recognize satire.

Jorpho wrote:The thought crosses my mind: as hilarious and unapologetic as The Onion may be, do we perhaps live in a time when people are so willing to completely give themselves over to hysteria and exaggeration that a site of this nature actually does people a disservice? Or am I just thinking about this too hard?

Azrael wrote:Jorpho wrote:The thought crosses my mind: as hilarious and unapologetic as The Onion may be, do we perhaps live in a time when people are so willing to completely give themselves over to hysteria and exaggeration that a site of this nature actually does people a disservice? Or am I just thinking about this too hard?
You know how China just banned movies depicting time travel because time travel isn't real?
How is this different?
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That's an interesting question, apart from how maybe banning time travel movies does kind of make sense in the weird logic of China.Azrael wrote:Jorpho wrote:The thought crosses my mind: as hilarious and unapologetic as The Onion may be, do we perhaps live in a time when people are so willing to completely give themselves over to hysteria and exaggeration that a site of this nature actually does people a disservice? Or am I just thinking about this too hard?
You know how China just banned movies depicting time travel because time travel isn't real?
How is this different?
Jorpho wrote:That's an interesting question, apart from how maybe banning time travel movies does kind of make sense in the weird logic of China.Azrael wrote:Jorpho wrote:The thought crosses my mind: as hilarious and unapologetic as The Onion may be, do we perhaps live in a time when people are so willing to completely give themselves over to hysteria and exaggeration that a site of this nature actually does people a disservice? Or am I just thinking about this too hard?
You know how China just banned movies depicting time travel because time travel isn't real?
How is this different?
I think it comes down to the fact that time travel is a genuine impossibility, and if people with genuine political power start talking in earnest about fixing our problems with time travel, then we're all utterly screwed. But governments do engage in practices that can easily be construed as infringing on one's personal freedom, and corporations do engage in practices that can easily be construed as short-sighted and exploitive. And more importantly, the rhetoric is getting so shrill these days that it seems people are much more willing to believe The Others are capable of perpetrating any manner of atrocity.
Does that make sense?
Any government that would ban speculative fiction is certainly a very literal-minded one, with an approach that would imply a commitment to objectivity we might applaud if we thought it held its internal media service to the same standards. But I don't see how the observation applies here. In fiction we might deny natural laws, causality, recorded history or basic good sense, but always for the purposes of the narrative. In satire we accentuate certain aspects of society in order to bring about a change in the individual's posturing: the point is always to align the values of the readership with that of the self-satisfied author. The superficial similarities are of course there, but, setting-aside that no one has yet proposed banning The Onion, there are pitfalls to satire that fiction simply doesn't need to negotiate which make them entirely different beasts.Azrael wrote:Jorpho wrote:The thought crosses my mind: as hilarious and unapologetic as The Onion may be, do we perhaps live in a time when people are so willing to completely give themselves over to hysteria and exaggeration that a site of this nature actually does people a disservice? Or am I just thinking about this too hard?
You know how China just banned movies depicting time travel because time travel isn't real?
How is this different?
this isn't my cowMighty Jalapeno wrote:I feel like you're probably an ocelot, and I feel like I want to eat you. Feeling is fun!
pollywog wrote:I want to learn this smile, perfect it, and then go around smiling at lesbians and freaking them out.Wikihow wrote:* Smile a lot! Give a gay girl a knowing "Hey, I'm a lesbian too!" smile.
You see, there's no real solution there. Yes, maybe they should be kicked in the <genital region of choice>, just like Obama should have walked into Congress and bashed some heads together, and all the stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed, and so on. But for now at least we live in a civilization where such things are frowned upon. If the people aren't going to learn, mightn't it be best to at least try to keep them from freaking out?DSenette wrote:just as much as anyone who points to an onion article as a real news outlet should be kicked in the <genital region of choice>
Jorpho wrote:You see, there's no real solution there. Yes, maybe they should be kicked in the <genital region of choice>, just like Obama should have walked into Congress and bashed some heads together, and all the stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed, and so on. But for now at least we live in a civilization where such things are frowned upon. If the people aren't going to learn, mightn't it be best to at least try to keep them from freaking out?DSenette wrote:just as much as anyone who points to an onion article as a real news outlet should be kicked in the <genital region of choice>
addams wrote: There is no such thing as an Unbiased Jury.
Deep_Thought wrote:What's the name of that 'law' about how for any given subject, there will be a person's views who are so extreme you can't tell if it's parody or not? Seems relevant, but I've forgotten it
Edit: Poe's Law
Jorpho wrote:You see, there's no real solution there. Yes, maybe they should be kicked in the <genital region of choice>, just like Obama should have walked into Congress and bashed some heads together, and all the stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed, and so on. But for now at least we live in a civilization where such things are frowned upon. If the people aren't going to learn, mightn't it be best to at least try to keep them from freaking out?DSenette wrote:just as much as anyone who points to an onion article as a real news outlet should be kicked in the <genital region of choice>
fuzzycuzzy wrote:Jorpho wrote:You see, there's no real solution there. Yes, maybe they should be kicked in the <genital region of choice>, just like Obama should have walked into Congress and bashed some heads together, and all the stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed, and so on. But for now at least we live in a civilization where such things are frowned upon. If the people aren't going to learn, mightn't it be best to at least try to keep them from freaking out?DSenette wrote:just as much as anyone who points to an onion article as a real news outlet should be kicked in the <genital region of choice>
that happened, and it wasn't cool:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics
this isn't my cowMighty Jalapeno wrote:I feel like you're probably an ocelot, and I feel like I want to eat you. Feeling is fun!
Yes, of course.fuzzycuzzy wrote:that happened, and it wasn't cool:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics
Jorpho wrote:Yes, of course.fuzzycuzzy wrote:that happened, and it wasn't cool:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EugenicsThere have been comics and several dozen threads on that subject already.
I was giving an exaggerated example... and evidently, unintentionally proving some kind of point at the same time.
Pez Dispens3r wrote:fuzzycuzzy wrote:Jorpho wrote:You see, there's no real solution there. Yes, maybe they should be kicked in the <genital region of choice>, just like Obama should have walked into Congress and bashed some heads together, and all the stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed, and so on. But for now at least we live in a civilization where such things are frowned upon. If the people aren't going to learn, mightn't it be best to at least try to keep them from freaking out?DSenette wrote:just as much as anyone who points to an onion article as a real news outlet should be kicked in the <genital region of choice>
that happened, and it wasn't cool:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics
Well, that aside, you do know, Jorpho, that biology doesn't work that way? Overwhelmingly, both stupid and intelligent people have children of average intelligence. Preventing "stupid" people from breeding doesn't mean less stupid people, it just means less people.
Unfortunately for humanity, I don't think the tendency to wish arbitrary violence on people is a trait that can be bred out either.
acablue wrote:Take Idiocracy. The premise of that film isn't that the ability to think critically is innate. By most scientific accounts, that's demonstrably incorrect. The premise is that intelligence is mostly instilled, and that "stupid people" tend to raise their spawn to be stupid. On a small scale, this is almost universally observable: smart, thoughtful kids come from smart, thoughtful parents. Does this justify genocide (apart from the obvious moral objections)? That doesn't really follow.
Jorpho wrote:You see, there's no real solution there. Yes, maybe they should be kicked in the <genital region of choice>, just like Obama should have walked into Congress and bashed some heads together, and all the stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed, and so on. But for now at least we live in a civilization where such things are frowned upon. If the people aren't going to learn, mightn't it be best to at least try to keep them from freaking out?DSenette wrote:just as much as anyone who points to an onion article as a real news outlet should be kicked in the <genital region of choice>
DSenette wrote:Jorpho wrote:You see, there's no real solution there. Yes, maybe they should be kicked in the <genital region of choice>, just like Obama should have walked into Congress and bashed some heads together, and all the stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed, and so on. But for now at least we live in a civilization where such things are frowned upon. If the people aren't going to learn, mightn't it be best to at least try to keep them from freaking out?DSenette wrote:just as much as anyone who points to an onion article as a real news outlet should be kicked in the <genital region of choice>
the point is that the solution to "person is incapable of realizing BLATANT AND OBVIOUS satire" isn't "remove blatant and obvious satire". the onion does not hide their satirical nature, they're not even borderline on the satire vs. possibly real scale.
it's not quite the same as someone thinking that steven colbert is seriously interviewing them on his show. sometimes that's pretty subtle. the onion is never subtle.
so the proper response to someone responding to an article from the onion as if it's real news is to "kick them in the nuts"*.
*where "kick them in the nuts" means call them out for being morons in the most embarrassing way possible.
addams wrote: There is no such thing as an Unbiased Jury.
this isn't my cowMighty Jalapeno wrote:I feel like you're probably an ocelot, and I feel like I want to eat you. Feeling is fun!
Pez Dispens3r wrote:Well, not really: The Onion is written for the people who appreciate its satire. That is, the people who already hold those views the editors wish to propagate. That's the reason for its existence, to appeal to that audience.
I suppose what I really want is some assurance that this is still possible: that not only do people exist to call them out for being morons, but that they will be properly and thoroughly embarrassed afterwards.DSenette wrote:*where "kick them in the nuts" means call them out for being morons in the most embarrassing way possible.
Jorpho wrote:that not only do people exist to call them out for being morons, but that they will be properly and thoroughly embarrassed afterwards.
Source wrote: The Onion is a satirical weekly publication published 52 times a year on Thursdays.
Jorpho wrote:If you wanted to point someone at some part of The Onion website itself that stated that The Onion was a parody, where on the website would that be? I cannot find it.
DSenette wrote:Jorpho wrote:That's an interesting question, apart from how maybe banning time travel movies does kind of make sense in the weird logic of China.Azrael wrote:Jorpho wrote:The thought crosses my mind: as hilarious and unapologetic as The Onion may be, do we perhaps live in a time when people are so willing to completely give themselves over to hysteria and exaggeration that a site of this nature actually does people a disservice? Or am I just thinking about this too hard?
You know how China just banned movies depicting time travel because time travel isn't real?
How is this different?
I think it comes down to the fact that time travel is a genuine impossibility, and if people with genuine political power start talking in earnest about fixing our problems with time travel, then we're all utterly screwed. But governments do engage in practices that can easily be construed as infringing on one's personal freedom, and corporations do engage in practices that can easily be construed as short-sighted and exploitive. And more importantly, the rhetoric is getting so shrill these days that it seems people are much more willing to believe The Others are capable of perpetrating any manner of atrocity.
Does that make sense?
the point is that both instances (china banning time travel movies/people believing the onion) revolve around someone treating fiction/satire as reality.
Diadem wrote:Holy batman.
Ok I admit, I'm a victim of Poe's law here. Please tell me that site isn't serious. *edit* After reading the small print, yeah, that site is definitely not serious.
addams wrote:I'm not a bot.
That is what a bot would type.
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