xkcd

by **sourmìlk** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:19 pm UTC

This is in response to the "Ask a question thread." We answer questions here. We don't have to provide the questions, just the answers. I'll start:

Three pounds of flax.

This is a Forum Game, not a topic for General. -Lanicita

by **Sean Quixote** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:13 am UTC

The square root of pie.

by **Adam H** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:05 pm UTC

Depends. It can definitely be painful, but some people love it.

by **Radical_Initiator** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:31 am UTC

On Thursdays, during Lent, but only if the rabbit agrees.

by **Paroxysm³** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:27 pm UTC

Yes, but you asking the question renders you irrelevant to it.

by **Arlick** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:27 am UTC

Only when three shall be the number of counting, no more no less.

by **Adam H** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:19 pm UTC

As many times as makes you feel better, I'll ignore you no matter what though.

by **Snark** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:12 pm UTC

42.

Did it really take that long for someone to say it???

by **JesseScottOwen** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:02 am UTC

Until the screaming in your head is dulled to a low roar.

by **Snark** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:57 am UTC

To make this thread infinitely more interesting, I'd like each poster to 1. Ask a questions that make sense with the answer in the post above them and then 2. State a random answer for which the next poster can find a question. I hereby ask the OP to add this to the rules.

And now, a question for JesseScottOwen:
For how long should I continue to let the air out of my head?

And an answer:
Seven goats or one elephant.

by **t1mm01994** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:25 pm UTC

How much can be fit into that boat in your avatar?

Yes, my darling, I do enjoy this. Why do you look so shocked about it?

by **Radical_Initiator** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 4:53 pm UTC

Do you really enjoy stacking angry weasels on your head?

Only until the bomb goes off.

by **JesseScottOwen** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:26 pm UTC

How long will the evacuation last?

I've never had calamari, so I wouldn't know.

by **Snark** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:12 pm UTC

What does death taste like?

I'll recite some poetry!

by **Radical_Initiator** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 4:02 pm UTC

What are you going to do now that we've proven God doesn't exist?

13.7 Daves per second squared.

by **Kromix** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 4:06 pm UTC

how fast do you like to rape goats named dave?

i like the oiled up feeling...

by **Snark** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 4:26 pm UTC

Why do you still work at McDonalds?

I can't remember.

@Kromix, seconds squared is acceleration, not velocity

by **Dthen** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 5:19 pm UTC

Probably a week or two.
Maybe less, maybe more, but it won't be fun either way.

EDIT: Just saw this post:

Snark wrote:To make this thread infinitely more interesting, I'd like each poster to 1. Ask a questions that make sense with the answer in the post above them and then 2. State a random answer for which the next poster can find a question. I hereby ask the OP to add this to the rules.

And now, a question for JesseScottOwen:
For how long should I continue to let the air out of my head?

And an answer:
Seven goats or one elephant.

Seems to kind of defeat the purpose of the thread and I'm too lazy to change my post. Sorry. Ignore my post if you want, people.

by **Kromix** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 5:34 pm UTC

Snark wrote:Why do you still work at McDonalds?

I can't remember.

@Kromix, seconds squared is acceleration, not velocity

i forgot

too many years from physics...

by **Badion** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:05 pm UTC

Kromix wrote:i forgot too many years from physics...

Why does you dog float?

The first time was with a laser pointer but the second time was with a proton accelerator.

by **Snark** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:19 pm UTC

How'd you impregnate your girlfriend?

Any number divisible by three should work.

by **Ken_g6** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:49 pm UTC

20ms, less than 1/12 yours.

by **patzer** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 6:03 pm UTC

How long does your average blink last?

Her large black dog.

by **Arlick** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 4:03 am UTC

So what caused you to think sending a corpse to her home was an acceptable method of courtship?

Seven kilos of mayonnaise, and still more to go.

by **flicky1991** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:56 pm UTC

What is that you're filling the Grand Canyon with?!

The entire original cast of Friends, and a single apple pie.

by **farnsworth** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:32 pm UTC

Do you have recurring characters in your dreams?

There is as yet insufficient data for a meaningful answer.

by **patzer** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:40 pm UTC

What is the probability that any given honest lawyer is bald?

Two piglets on a glockenspiel.

by **Arlick** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:00 am UTC

The orphans have to eat something, and I can't keep giving them mayonnaise. Any suggestions?

I have yet to see why not.

by **flicky1991** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:12 pm UTC

Should I destroy the Andromeda galaxy?

Every Tuesday until the day I die.

by **Snark** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:00 am UTC

Are you really going to propose to me every week?

My left earlobe.

by **flicky1991** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:03 am UTC

Waiter, what is this in my soup?

To get to the other side.

by **Arlick** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:09 pm UTC

Why did you drive a bulldozer through my house!?

Don't worry, duct tape should fix it. I don't know how, but it should.

by **Adam H** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:34 pm UTC

What should I do about this aching hole in my heart?

Llamas. Lots and lots of llamas.

by **flicky1991** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:18 pm UTC

Who are we putting on the football team this year?

A million dollars, if we can time it right.

by **Arlick** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:39 am UTC

How much money do you think you'll get if someone bumps this thread?

We don't let granny into the medicine cabinet.

by **flicky1991** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:59 pm UTC

What are you doing to help prevent a zombie apocalypse?

Yes, and his bear.

by **a-wan** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:01 pm UTC

Do you really get turned on by the guy in this article?

On the left, between the frisbee and the scalpel.

by **flicky1991** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:19 pm UTC

Where's the search link on your website?

1995, but only if you're talking about fresh ones.

by **ArDeeJ** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:40 pm UTC

When were those babies stillborn?

It left peacefully enough, but thank you for your offer.

by **Arlick** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:46 am UTC

Can i exorcise the castrated poltergeist haunting your stove?

At first i stole his mind, but then i realised kidneys are more profitable.

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