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In Soviet Russia

Postby SchighSchagh » Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:07 am UTC

Let this be a collection of all the outrageous goings on in Soviet Russia. For those of you unfamiliar with the meme, you basically fill in the template that goes something like:
In Soviet Russian, <direct object> <verbs> you.

Let's start:

In Soviet Russia, kitties pet you.

[edit]Just realized there was an accidental 'n' in the thread title, oops![/edit]
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Re: In Soviet Russian

Postby Sean Quixote » Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:29 pm UTC

In Soviet Russia, thread posts you!
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Re: In Soviet Russian

Postby SchighSchagh » Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:18 pm UTC

In Soviet Russia, fast food drives through you!

[edit]Maybe I should have said,
In Soviet Russia, McDonald's drives through you!
[/edit]
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Re: In Soviet Russian

Postby BurningLed » Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:06 am UTC

(Does one drive through fast food in America?)

In Soviet Russia, Putin votes for you!
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.
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Re: In Soviet Russian

Postby someguy12345 » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:55 pm UTC

In Soviet Russia, you lie to politicians.
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby SchighSchagh » Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:14 pm UTC

In Soviet Russia, cow milk you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby farnsworth » Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:57 am UTC

In Soviet Russia, porn watch you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby Kromix » Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:45 pm UTC

in soviet russia, rape goats you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby Badion » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:12 pm UTC

In west, we we hunt bears for sport

In Soviet Russia, bears hunt us for sport
One of these things is not like the others.
Every penny saved costs the government 2.1cents.

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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby AvatarIII » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:17 pm UTC

in Soviet Russia, fingers have five hands! (mostly near the Chernobyl area)
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby ahammel » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:04 pm UTC

I believe the official guidelines call for a russian reversal to be terminated with "YOU!!" (all caps, exactly two exclaimation marks, in italics even if the rest of the sentence isn't). As in:

In Soviet Russia, meme gets tired of YOU!!
I also answer to 'Alex'

YES, IT'S SPACEY-WACEY!
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby AvatarIII » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:09 pm UTC

in Soviet Russia, fingers have five hands! (mostly near the Chernobyl area) YOU!!

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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby ahammel » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:15 pm UTC

In Soviet Russia, pedantic rule following approves of YOU!!
I also answer to 'Alex'

YES, IT'S SPACEY-WACEY!
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby t1mm01994 » Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:49 pm UTC

In Soviet Russia, thread bumps YOU!!
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby zmic » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:05 pm UTC

in Soviet Russia, quantum mechanics tries to understand YOU!!
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby ahammel » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:13 pm UTC

In Soviet Russia, math fails YOU!!
I also answer to 'Alex'

YES, IT'S SPACEY-WACEY!
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby farnsworth » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:35 am UTC

In Soviet Russia, language speak YOU!!
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby dbsmith » Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:17 am UTC

In soviet russia, bomb disarms YOU!!
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby ahammel » Sat Mar 24, 2012 2:00 am UTC

In Soviet Russia, shell script hack YOU!!
I also answer to 'Alex'

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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby Nautilus » Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:41 pm UTC

In Soviet Russia, your dead mother eats YOU!!
My flagella bring all the boys to the yard
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby Mike Rosoft » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:02 pm UTC

A trip to a different world:

On Discworld, Necrotelecomnicon reads you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby Oflick » Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:52 am UTC

In Soviet Russia, sentence italicizes YOU!!
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby farnsworth » Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:15 am UTC

In Soviet Russia, politics study YOU!!
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby Badion » Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:45 pm UTC

In soviet Russian you do not order Hamburger, hamburger order you!
One of these things is not like the others.
Every penny saved costs the government 2.1cents.

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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby Kyreles » Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:50 pm UTC

In Soviet Russia, integral differentiates YOU!!
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby FCN » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:19 pm UTC

In Soviet Russia, Yakov Smirnoff steals jokes from YOU!!
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Dear FCN,
You are:
a) Terrible, but in an awesome way.
or
b) Awesome, but in a terrible way.
I'm having difficulty deciding which.
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby LOLBeth » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:00 pm UTC

In Soviet Russia, shrubbery finds you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby Badion » Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:07 pm UTC

In soviet russia president elects you.
One of these things is not like the others.
Every penny saved costs the government 2.1cents.

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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby farnsworth » Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:48 pm UTC

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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:26 pm UTC

... thread necros YOU!!
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:12 pm UTC

In Soviet Russia, it moves you, it moves you!
dudiobugtron wrote:The jellybean did taste like cockroach, it's just that you'd smoked a marijuana cigarette first so didn't really mind.


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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby turkbaris13 » Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:56 pm UTC

In Soviet Russia government votes for YOU!
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:01 pm UTC

In Soviet Russia, music composes you!
dudiobugtron wrote:The jellybean did taste like cockroach, it's just that you'd smoked a marijuana cigarette first so didn't really mind.


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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby turkbaris13 » Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:31 pm UTC

In Soviet Russia Nuclear Bombs eat You!
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Re: In Soviet Russia

Postby turkbaris13 » Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:06 pm UTC

In Soviet Russia Putin drinks Votka!
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