xkcd

by **AvatarIII** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:15 pm UTC

Beatrix Kiddo

by **slbub** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:44 am UTC

a tasty burger

by **Jplus** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:02 pm UTC

Jules Winnfield

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:08 am UTC

The Mother of Saladin, Chuck Norris.

by **slbub** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:00 am UTC

the third fist hiding under Bruce Schneier' beard

by **CorruptUser** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:05 am UTC

Morblax, Devourer of Internet Memes

by **Jplus** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:01 pm UTC

Internet outage

by **SchighSchagh** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:35 am UTC

Backup disk full of porn.

by **Jplus** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:00 pm UTC

A good book.

by **AvatarIII** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:06 pm UTC

a better sequel.

by **slbub** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:28 pm UTC

a godly trilogy

by **Adam H** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:02 pm UTC

by **WarDaft** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:04 pm UTC

A ginormous wall of ice.

by **Jplus** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:23 pm UTC

Shiploads of cute puppies that yet have to receive toilet training.

by **WarDaft** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:52 pm UTC

Antarctic temperatures, commonly found near ginormous walls of ice.

(yes, I know, I'm a horrible person)

by **slbub** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 7:42 am UTC

being an owner of a yacht used to convay many adorable, young dogs

by **Byrel** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:25 am UTC

Nuclear submarine

by **Jplus** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:08 am UTC

A very large closed airtight fishtank.

by **slbub** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:51 am UTC

about a dozen drunk, armed, and half-clothed russians wanting more steak

by **farnsworth** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:49 am UTC

slbub wrote:about a dozen hot, armed, and half-clothed russians wanting more steak

:3

by **slbub** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 5:13 am UTC

by **slbub** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:43 pm UTC

anyone else have funny keyboard faces? =S

by **farnsworth** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:13 am UTC

ಠ_ಠ

by **Kromix** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:43 pm UTC

C( ' 'Q)

by **Jplus** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:52 pm UTC

by **Snark** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:57 pm UTC

Man with helmet

(I assume your OTL was in the headbutting position)

by **Jplus** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:43 am UTC

A car.

(correct)

by **slbub** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:29 pm UTC

a station wagon

by **matt96** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:48 pm UTC

A Drunk and/or reckless driver (as they ~~crash~~ total the station wagon)

by **Nautilus** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:49 pm UTC

Seatbelts.

by **matt96** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:38 pm UTC

Airbags

by **farnsworth** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:07 am UTC

Hot-air balloons.

by **Jplus** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:00 am UTC

Naughty birds.

by **Snark** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:00 pm UTC

Flying cats.

by **jobriath** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:24 pm UTC

Naughty flying dogs (possibly searching for their lost puppies)

by **Nautilus** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:23 pm UTC

Shotguns.

by **farnsworth** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:34 am UTC

Cannons.

by **Jplus** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:34 am UTC

Lots of dirt.

by **Snark** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:42 am UTC

Lots of brooms.

by **jobriath** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:07 am UTC

The sorcerer returns!