xkcd

by **eculc** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 7:30 pm UTC

you get two justin bieber CDs out.

I put in a zombie.

by **Chewbaccawacca** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:40 pm UTC

And recieve some bat-anti-zombie-spray.

I put in 1.75

by **Tomlidich** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:28 pm UTC

you get a rounding eror.

i put in a slightly moldy jacket.

by **madjo** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:46 am UTC

You get very dirty jeans

I put in my stupid cellphone.

by **Chirg** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:18 am UTC

You get my old hat.

I put in seven blown lightglobes

by **madjo** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:29 pm UTC

You get 10 tiny LEDs.

I put in my dirty handkerchief.

by **Chewbaccawacca** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:05 am UTC

You get some dirty (filthy!) kleenex.

(ew)

I put in a dirty mind.

by **Tomlidich** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:07 pm UTC

you geta section of gutter. no really, someone tore it right out of a street somewhere.

i put in My stupid fucking workplace.

by **eculc** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:45 pm UTC

you get a fucking stupid workplace.

I put tomlidich in the vending machine.

by **Tomlidich** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:38 pm UTC

you get out a slightly more buff, handsome version of me, with the bad knee fixed. and he has a hankering for bacon....

i put in my knee brace.

by **RemTar** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:24 am UTC

you get a 20% cooler knee brace

I put in an old Zoo Tycoon: Complete Collection CD

(first post in like a year)

by **bug sniper** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:01 am UTC

You get a stampede of animals that grow to full size within 15 second of being outside the machine.

I insert my least favorite food, onions.

by **madjo** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:51 pm UTC

You get a plate of cut onions back.

I put in a potatoe.

by **gallifrey** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:27 pm UTC

You get a po-TAH-to.

I put in chocolate covered strawberries.

by **eculc** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:01 pm UTC

you get a red paste that smells like chocolate.

I put in $20.

by **Col. Mustard** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:51 am UTC

You get twenty cents.

I put in my childhood memories.

by **thorgold** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:44 am UTC

You get [insert childhood toy/pet here]. It's somewhat familiar, but you can't remember why. You throw it away as junk.

I insert a Calculus textbook.

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:59 am UTC

You get an abacus.

I insert a compact disc.

by **darknut** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:19 pm UTC

it returns the disc which is now filled with of recordings of people giving you compliments
you get +5 self esteem

i insert my copy of the hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy

by **madjo** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:31 pm UTC

You get a cup of what the machine likes to think is tea. With a note: "Hello my name is Eddy, your vending machine."

I put in a Dalek.

by **bug sniper** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:02 am UTC

You get a laser rifle, a hovercraft, a set of antigravitational propellers, and a blob of flesh.

I insert nothing, and occupy the concession room to picket against further insertion.

by **Arlick** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:13 am UTC

You get seven complaints, each from the year 1987.

I put in grated cheese.

by **Kromix** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:20 pm UTC

you get 3 horny goats that rape you multiple times...

i put in a super laser disco ball!

by **Odilo** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:58 am UTC

You get a cat that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

I put in the number 42.

by **TascoDLX** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:36 am UTC

You get 6 fish 1, 4 fish 2, 3 fish 6, 2 fish 3, and the fish 4.

EDIT: number=fish in a time long forgot.

I put in a word filter.

by **Kethryes** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:56 am UTC

You get an incomprehensible answer

I put a Word Filter

Edit : crap, filters madness is already finished (the previous poster had "loaf crumbs" instead of "word filter")
I will change :

I put in a sad puppetmaster

by **SmoothBlade** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:54 pm UTC

You get out an angry pirate who has been stuck inside the machine somehow for quite awhile.

Thank you for finally getting me out.... You dont know what its like in there 0.o

I put in an empty can of diet rootbeer

by **TascoDLX** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:48 am UTC

You get 5 cents CRV.

I put in Side Out on VHS.

by **Kromix** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:41 pm UTC

you get a note stating that "vertical helical scan is not supported"

i put in a VHS PLAYER

by **Snark** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:08 pm UTC

You get the satisfaction of a job well done.

I put in an old Rubik's cube.

by **RaceBandit** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:42 pm UTC

You get the Continuum Transfunctioner.

I insert an anthropomorphic dollar.

by **matt96** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:04 pm UTC

You get an anthropomorphic 50 cent piece that wants to kill the two anthropomorphic quarters that also came out

I put in an unfinished history project on Ada Lovelace.

by **madjo** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:50 pm UTC

You get an F.

I put in a used band aid.

by **Snark** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:07 pm UTC

You get a free flu shot.

I put in a letter to the editor.

by **JesseScottOwen** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:17 pm UTC

You get a subscription to the newspaper's monthly e-newsletter, which you don't start receiving until 6 months after your letter is sent. You also receive no response.

I put in a valid argument.

by **darknut** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:31 am UTC

a cat rolls a watermelon out of the machine, invalidating your arguement

i put in my own hand

by **matt96** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:02 am UTC

You get a bloody stump where your hand used to be, and a wooden stake shoots out of the machine into your lower leg

I rip the wooden stake out of darknut's leg, and put it back into the machine

by **eculc** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:48 am UTC

You get a vending machine.

I take said vending machine and put it in the vending machine.

by **Kromix** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:53 pm UTC

you get vendored by a rapist....

i put in a trap! (the phillipino ladyboy type)

by **SmoothBlade** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:40 am UTC

You get out an empty box of cheez-its with page 56 of the book Lord of the Flies glued to it

i havent a clue whats on page 56 on LOTF XD

I put a plane which i stole from shirosuzume in the corrupt a wish thread into the vending machine

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