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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eculc » Sun Jan 29, 2012 7:30 pm UTC

you get two justin bieber CDs out.

I put in a zombie.
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
For comparison, that means that if the cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender filled up his cart with lettuce instead, it would be about a quarter of a lethal dose.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Chewbaccawacca » Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:40 pm UTC

And recieve some bat-anti-zombie-spray.

I put in 1.75
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Tomlidich » Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:28 pm UTC

you get a rounding eror.

i put in a slightly moldy jacket.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:46 am UTC

You get very dirty jeans

I put in my stupid cellphone.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Chirg » Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:18 am UTC

You get my old hat.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:29 pm UTC

You get 10 tiny LEDs.

I put in my dirty handkerchief.
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- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Chewbaccawacca » Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:05 am UTC

You get some dirty (filthy!) kleenex.

(ew)


I put in a dirty mind.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Tomlidich » Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:07 pm UTC

you geta section of gutter. no really, someone tore it right out of a street somewhere.

i put in My stupid fucking workplace.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eculc » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:45 pm UTC

you get a fucking stupid workplace.

I put tomlidich in the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Tomlidich » Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:38 pm UTC

you get out a slightly more buff, handsome version of me, with the bad knee fixed. and he has a hankering for bacon....


i put in my knee brace.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RemTar » Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:24 am UTC

you get a 20% cooler knee brace

I put in an old Zoo Tycoon: Complete Collection CD

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:01 am UTC

You get a stampede of animals that grow to full size within 15 second of being outside the machine.

I insert my least favorite food, onions.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:51 pm UTC

You get a plate of cut onions back.

I put in a potatoe.
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- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby gallifrey » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:27 pm UTC

You get a po-TAH-to.

I put in chocolate covered strawberries.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eculc » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:01 pm UTC

you get a red paste that smells like chocolate.

I put in $20.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Col. Mustard » Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:51 am UTC

You get twenty cents.

I put in my childhood memories.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thorgold » Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:44 am UTC

You get [insert childhood toy/pet here]. It's somewhat familiar, but you can't remember why. You throw it away as junk.

I insert a Calculus textbook.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:59 am UTC

You get an abacus.

I insert a compact disc.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby darknut » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:19 pm UTC

it returns the disc which is now filled with of recordings of people giving you compliments
you get +5 self esteem

i insert my copy of the hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:31 pm UTC

You get a cup of what the machine likes to think is tea. With a note: "Hello my name is Eddy, your vending machine."

I put in a Dalek.
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- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:02 am UTC

You get a laser rifle, a hovercraft, a set of antigravitational propellers, and a blob of flesh.

I insert nothing, and occupy the concession room to picket against further insertion.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Arlick » Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:13 am UTC

You get seven complaints, each from the year 1987.

I put in grated cheese.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:20 pm UTC

you get 3 horny goats that rape you multiple times...

i put in a super laser disco ball!
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Odilo » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:58 am UTC

You get a cat that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

I put in the number 42.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TascoDLX » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:36 am UTC

You get 6 fish 1, 4 fish 2, 3 fish 6, 2 fish 3, and the fish 4.

EDIT: number=fish in a time long forgot.

I put in a word filter.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kethryes » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:56 am UTC

You get an incomprehensible answer

I put a Word Filter

Edit : crap, filters madness is already finished (the previous poster had "loaf crumbs" instead of "word filter")
I will change :

I put in a sad puppetmaster
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SmoothBlade » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:54 pm UTC

You get out an angry pirate who has been stuck inside the machine somehow for quite awhile.

Thank you for finally getting me out.... You dont know what its like in there 0.o

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TascoDLX » Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:48 am UTC

You get 5 cents CRV.

I put in Side Out on VHS.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:41 pm UTC

you get a note stating that "vertical helical scan is not supported"


i put in a VHS PLAYER :)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Snark » Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:08 pm UTC

You get the satisfaction of a job well done.

I put in an old Rubik's cube.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RaceBandit » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:42 pm UTC

You get the Continuum Transfunctioner.

I insert an anthropomorphic dollar.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby matt96 » Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:04 pm UTC

You get an anthropomorphic 50 cent piece that wants to kill the two anthropomorphic quarters that also came out

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:50 pm UTC

You get an F.

I put in a used band aid.
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Snark » Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:07 pm UTC

You get a free flu shot.

I put in a letter to the editor.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby JesseScottOwen » Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:17 pm UTC

You get a subscription to the newspaper's monthly e-newsletter, which you don't start receiving until 6 months after your letter is sent. You also receive no response.

I put in a valid argument.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby darknut » Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:31 am UTC

a cat rolls a watermelon out of the machine, invalidating your arguement

i put in my own hand
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby matt96 » Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:02 am UTC

You get a bloody stump where your hand used to be, and a wooden stake shoots out of the machine into your lower leg


I rip the wooden stake out of darknut's leg, and put it back into the machine
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eculc » Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:48 am UTC

You get a vending machine.

I take said vending machine and put it in the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:53 pm UTC

you get vendored by a rapist....

i put in a trap! (the phillipino ladyboy type)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SmoothBlade » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:40 am UTC

You get out an empty box of cheez-its with page 56 of the book Lord of the Flies glued to it

i havent a clue whats on page 56 on LOTF XD


I put a plane which i stole from shirosuzume in the corrupt a wish thread into the vending machine
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