Hey guys, just wondering If I can just join the game or should I wait for a new game to start sometime, thanks.
The people in the game don't really have that much of an advantage. We can still roll snake eyes on a lot of rolls and die instantly (well the chocolate slaves can't die *instantly*, because they were given an extra hitpoint to keep the game even-ish.) Just jump in with something outrageous.
All Shadow priest spells that deal Fire damage now appear green.
Well, technically, what tells us that new players can't be made of chocolate? They could come from a place that was hit by the nuke but since nobody, who was known at the corresponding point in time, lived there, they were ignored from the list and may or may not have survived the nuke and/or turned into chocolate.
Seen like that, everybody could choose to start out dead or alive or chocolatified... Or are people forced to start alive?
curtis95112 wrote:>Become one with the Identity crisis
Your Roll: 1
You can't become one with the identity crisis because you know who you are! You have transcended beyond this realm and gained a sudden understanding of all things for but the briefest of moments, knowing exactly who you are! This gives you an unexpected MASSIVE BONUS!!!! +4 to next roll
thatweirdpanda wrote:> joins game by stepping out of cardboard box holding a smaller cardboard box.
Your Roll: 1
You join the game by crawling into a small cardboard box while holder a larger one! This means nothing.
orangedragonfire wrote:> Become friends with Amaryllis.
Your Roll: 3 + 1 = 4
You're friends with Amaryllis. Woot. She might help you with something if you ask nicely.
Evengeduld wrote:> Fly my rocket into the baby reality. Let's hope this fuels it
You Roll: 6 + 1 = 7
You fly your rocket into the baby reality! Wait....THERE'S A BABY REALITY?!?! You have discovered a secret reality that only you have access to and seems to have a ton of strange energy! As such it fuels your rocket to the point that it gets over-powered! +2 to all rocket control rolls
Randomizer wrote:> Throw the closet with eculc out the window and into the reality-devouring singularity, in the hope of destroying both.
>uses Ultimate Swear on mike-I
Your Roll: 1, 3
You can't find eculc or the closet and when you swear at mike-I, it's in squirrel, so it only makes him a little sad that you said it. -1 to mike-I next roll
Snark wrote:>Receive enchanted scimitar as gift from Satan for guarding the gateway to the deathworld
Your Roll: 5
You receive an enchanted scimitar that's studded with precious gems from Satan! It gives you a bonus when attacking! +1 to all attacks with scimitar
matt96 wrote:> acquire standard supplies (such as basic armor, weapons, tools, etc.)
Your Roll: 1
You lose all of your things to little green goblins. You are now stark naked. naked. anyone that looks must roll to dodge
Nautilus wrote:>Again travel to R3 to become one with sandworms.
Your Roll: 6
You go to R3, the rest of the chocolate slaves going with you, and you become one with the sandworms! No, seriously, they now use your name to signify the number "1". As such you've given the first steps towards learning math and true intelligence! sandworms in R3 are becoming intelligent!
blademan9999 wrote:>Attack Amaryllis with Mini-nukes powered by destroying the souls of evil chocolates. (That's an offensive roll, and against chocolate, also Amaryllis has -2 to RTD's against Nukes...)
Your Roll: 6 + 1 = 7
The entire star fleet has arrived and is at your disposal! They begin concentrating all of their chocolate-mini-nukes at Amaryllis and even fire a few chocolate-lasers and chocolate-photon-torpedoes! has control of the entire star fleet in R2!
Amaryllis must roll to dodge! Roll: Insta 6 - 2 = 4
Amaryllis simply sidesteps the barrage and watches part of the secret cow level get destroyed.
cjquines wrote:> Does the bidding of Amaryllis.
Your Roll: 2
Bad servant! You don't do as she says because you're listening to your I-pod! Amaryllis is angry at you!
eculc wrote:>press the button that turns off the factory's invincibility.
Your Roll: 3
You press the button, but it only turns off half of the invincibility.
JesseScottOwen wrote:>attempts world domination
Your Roll: 6
Holy Snotballs Batman! You dominate the world with an army of boogers! But beware, Batman and Robin are hot on your trail to stop your reign of terror! ruler of the world. owns army of boogers. being pursued by Batman and Robin
WarDaft wrote:> Cast one final spell of transmogrification, to finally free myself of my lettuceness and become a dread chocolate breathing dragon.
Your Roll: 1 + 1 = 1
You fail to cast your spell. Please come and try again soon!
Sargon of Akkad wrote:>Go to R2 and start building a gravity gun
Your Roll: 6
I'm feeling awfully nice right now soooo.....[/]You go to R2 and find a gravity gun already built for you! It also has a portal gun attachment and a twinkie dispenser! has gravity/portal/twinkie gun
kram2301 wrote:> Use the space-structure of underworld to craft a blue button that is a symbol of worshiping Amaryllis
Your Roll: 6
You manage to break through the barrier between this world and the deathworld, opening a new portal that you must be the guardian of! Fortunately you're gifted with said blue button for doing the deathworld such a service! guardian of second portal to deathworld and owner of only blue button
Queen Arasene wrote:>Challenge Death to a game of Tick-Tack-Toe until he gets bored and quits, ensuring my immortality.
Your Roll: 6
You challenge Death to a game of Tick-Tack-Toe and defeat him! He rewards you with immortality! has immortality
Kromix wrote:>Woot in the hoot loot making a moot impression of a root on soot
Your Roll: 1
Your attempt at hijacking the thread is squashed. You are dead and can only act upon rolling a 5 or 6 being punished by current GM
SirWhy wrote:>Tries to make friends with everyone
Your Roll: 5
You become friends with all the players! As such no one can attack you for 2 turns! players cannot attack SirWhy for 2 turns
Amaryllis >Attacks blademan9999 by throwing a boulder
Amaryllis throws a 2-ton boulder at blademan9999!
blademan9999 must roll to dodge! FanGirl takes roll to dodge instead! Roll: 6
She shatters the boulder with a single glare for it trying to attack her bladey-wadey man!
Strange Closet >???
The door opens slightly.
Angry Cow >swings battleaxe at Randomizer!
Randomizer must roll to dodge! Roll: 6 You kill the cow with your epic battleaxe instead and turn it into nice, thick, juicy steak! +1 to next roll!
Angry Cow is dead!
4 more turns until R1 is devoured by time-space continuum!
Wizerd - Dead Cthullu - Vanished Bob - Died Amaryllis - 4 HP | +1 against wizerd weapons | -2 to RTD against nuke | in secret cow level of R2 | allied with Phrozt and curtis95112 | angry towards wizerds | eats chocolate | wants to protect chocolate to establish utopian society | does not consider chocolate that can move real chocolate and wants to kill it | can control outcome of their die-rolls | current goal is to kill blademan9999 | after killing blademan9999, must try to save everyone Closet - 10 HP Angry Cow - Dead | has battleaxe
1: The main one 2: There are shards of glass and concrete floating around in a universe filled with hectic celestial bodies 3: This reality is filled with red fog, a cheap device to build up more tension. Has a baby reality-devouring-singularity present
(R1) There is now a chocolate and candy supertown, inculding a factory within the town, that's half invincible. (R1) The world is now a weapon, that's in fact a spirit made material that currently trapped within the weapon as a punishement for sneezing while serving the god Turymatij! (R1) There is no more blue buttons. (R1) There is a hole in the time-space continuum that will devour R1 in 4 turns! (R1) The moon is a gateway to R3. (R3) Sandworms are become intelligent Normal people and chocolate slaves are at war. In the deathworld, all gates are closed (except for 2) meaning no one can go there and no one can reincarnate upon death until at least 6 gates are opened.
"Normal" People: Aiea - Hell Swiss cheese | Immune to candy/chocolatifitation blademan9999 - HOAGIE: Grants instant 4 or 6(Used) | Hoagie Mis-charger(Wounds) | +1 to rolls VS chocolate | In a huge war robot with thorgold : +1 to offensive rolls | fangirl (takes RTDs instead of blademan) | controls entire star fleet in R2 BucklesMcStrap - (Demonic world) | +1 to enemy roll when attacked by players | Fused with Jabbekage | Leader of the demonic world | -1 to next roll cemper93 - Staff of fireballz (1 shot that force a RTD. No need to be rolled, takes a turn. Can be used all at the same time) | Lich form | +1 to all undead-ish or purely evil acts. | Has an undead army (inactive for 2 turns) | Roll 4 on all RTDs thanks to UPD | +1 to undead army rolls Chewbaccawacca - is UGLY (-3 to all social rolls | anyone seeing you must roll to dodge because of your looks) | must haunt the world you die in cjquines - Married to dead wizerd | bald | slave of Amaryllis curtis95112 - +1 to all rolls | Allied with a chocolate eating bath tub | +4 to next roll eculc - (R1) | +1 to chocolate projectile RTDs Evengeduld - +1 to gun/explosion rolls | Has a gun that shreds apart reality | Has a remote controlled rocket in R3 | +2 to control rocket ibgdude - Kinda naked | Wizerd's beard (???, positive) orangedragonfire - Ring : Immunity to next spell RTD. | Made of sentient chocolate | -1 to animal rolls | Flower from nature | Infiltrated the chocolate slaves, but can't communicate | Super-awesome weapon damages everyone who is a chocolate slave, fires at end of turn Phrozt - (R2) | -1 to next roll Ralith The Third - (R3) | +1 to movement rolls | Breathes vacuum only, will suffocate in air Randomizer - Sentient squirrel chocolate | Epic battleaxe. | Knows the ultimate swear (Negatively affects a target's roll by making him cry) | 2-faced dice on avalanche and wizerd RTDs | Hides in the chocolate factory | +1 to construction/engineering related rolls | Can breath carbon monoxyde | +1 to next roll Sytri - Fat guy suit thorgold - Spell : Insta5. Charge (4/4) | In a huge war robot with blademan9999 : +1 to offensive rolls | +1 vs chocolate rolls | +1 to anti-chocolate rolls | 4hp Andymeo - Dead Queen Arasene - chocolate wraith that needs peanutbutter core | immortal Sh1g - Dead The Milkman - Dead kram2301 - Dead | guardian of 2nd deathworld gate | owner of only blue button Snark - cannot leave gateway to deathworld | has magic scimitar, gets +1 with scimitar attacks matt96 - naked. anyone that looks at you must roll to dodge JesseScottOwen - ruler of world in R1 | master of booger army | pursued by Batman and Robin Sargon of Akkad - proud owner of gravity/portal/twinkie gun Kromix - being punished by current DM by death and rolls only successful on 5 or 6 SirWhy - players cannot attack you for 2 turns!
Chocolate Slaves: Trade buffs without rolls, without using a roll, whenever they want, can't hurt each other
Meem1029 - Dead | +1 to weaponsmithing rolls | Shades of cool (+1 to cool actions) | +1 to chocolate healing rolls | 0/2 HP mike-l - Undying | Golden body: +1 to RTDs| Infused with peanut butter: -1 to attacker's rolls | 2 HP | -1 to next roll Nautilus - Magic booger, good for you | Transformed into Wormatron | 3 HP | wounded for 2 turns | Immune to awesome things Ormpskel - Controls Hell bovines | Counters attack with 1/6 chance to make people RTD bolts. Next > must be under or at 4 words)| 2 HP Wardaft - Captain of 10,000 hamsters | Now a giant Iceberg Lettuce Dragon | +1 to spells rolls | Immune to fire-related things | +2 to RTDs | +1 to speed/endurance rolls | Has a ridiculous dragon pet | 2 HP | Has a single-use dark magic amulet to go to a random reality | -2 to RTDs against curtis95112
[i]that should be it! if I missed something just let me know and I'll fix it next time I roll! Also...Amaryllis is not a lv300 Super God! Amaryllis is a lv[i]500 Super God! Sheesh! Get it right! [/i]
(Why did Amaryllis get an insta-6 on the RTD) >Vaporize Orangedragonfire with rhinos of pure awesomeness for daring to take over starfleet.) (RTD'ing it would be an animal roll right?) (Orangedragonfire is made of chocolate so that's a +1 as well as the one for offensive actions.) (Oh is controlling star fleet separate from my normal roll? If so.) Starfleet: >Use a technobabble beam to make Amaryllis no longer want to attack/harm/destroy/injure/kill/annoy Blademan9999.
blademan9999: Amarylis has the ability to control all her dice-throws. I guess, she could technically also have done an Insta-100 on a D100? (Remember, she contains at least two gods, one of which has control over luck and the other one over random numbers)
>starting from newly found underworld gateway, build a huge temple with one door to each realm in existance, put the only blue button in the center of it and devote the temple to Amaryllis the Lvl 500 Super God.