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LE4dGOLEM wrote:Hands up people who want to get a boat across the Atlantic.
Jahoclave wrote:It's not a matter of practicality. It's a matter of sticking it to France. We should have the fastest damn train on the planet. It doesn't matter if it goes from Utah to nowhere.
Macbi wrote:I once noticed halfway through a flight that I had a pen-knife in my bag.
I've always wanted to give two teams £100 and see who can make the most effective wepon out of stuff that they can buy and assemble at an airport.
Hawknc wrote:I don't know if you've never heard of trolling, or if you're just very good at it.
sparkyb wrote:Endless Mike wrote:It's also worth noting that a LOT of the banned substances aren't even TSA or FAA's fault. It's simply them enforcing regulations that existed prior to 9/11.[citation needed]
Not true. Before 9/11 I used to always carry my multitool onto the plane. I wasn't sure that something with such a large knife would be allowed so I looked up the regulations and a knife with a blade up to 4 inches (just about what mine had) was allowed.
Jessica wrote:Dammit, teapot is better than everyone else.
Moo wrote:"I'm sorry, sir, it's LNWL. There's nothing we can do".pseudoidiot wrote:Localized, non-contagious willy leprosy?
sparkyb wrote:kgirlfae wrote:There is a little bit of loss of privacy when you go through security, because as I noted before, it is a voluntary thing to fly. If you have a job that makes you fly, you could go get a different job and not fly just as easily (in their minds).
I hope you already regret saying this because I'm sure you know how dumb this sounds. Yes there are trade-offs with every decision in life. If not flying were really an option, I know tons of people who would have picked it by now. But currently, as bad as it is, it is still not yet worse than the alternative (long, slow trips, not getting to visit family/friends/vacation, a less desirable job). That doesn't mean it doesn't suck. How do you encourage change in a product that you can't afford to boycott? So you think that airports and airlines should just continue to increase how much they inconvenience people as long as they can without getting people to stop flying? What about a company actually trying to improve customer service and public perception. That'd be nice for a change. Not flying shouldn't be my other option. What I want is the hassle-free airline which admits it is less safe (make me sign a waiver, I don't care) but has far less airport security to pass through and is much more convenient. I know that will never happen, government regulations and all, but it is truly what I want.
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Endless Mike wrote:ParanoidAndroid wrote:And here I was thinking this morning that airport security is going way overboard. Airport security now reserves the right to seize and search laptops, flash drives, iPods, and anything else capable of storing data, including books. They can search confidential business. They can hold these items indefinitely.
That's Customs, not TSA. It only applies to those entering from another country, not domestic flights.
ParanoidAndroid wrote:It can even show up at your front door and say, "Hi. We're taking your house, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's ours now. Uh, here's some compensation money." What is this country coming to?
General_Norris, on feminism, wrote:If you lose your six Pokémon, you lost.
ParanoidAndroid wrote:Also, several of my friends lost their thick plastic water bottle thingies even though they were completely empty. They were told that they could be used as bludgeons. Seriously, getting punched would be worse than being hit by one of those things. I can see the headline now, "Three teenagers hijack plane by incapacitating 40 people with water bottles". I'm still waiting for them to require muscular people and martial artists to be restrained so they can't go on crazed karate chopping sprees.
Michael McClary, in alt.fusion, wrote:Irrigation of the land with sewater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'.
ParanoidAndroid wrote:Endless Mike wrote:ParanoidAndroid wrote:And here I was thinking this morning that airport security is going way overboard. Airport security now reserves the right to seize and search laptops, flash drives, iPods, and anything else capable of storing data, including books. They can search confidential business. They can hold these items indefinitely.
That's Customs, not TSA. It only applies to those entering from another country, not domestic flights.
Duly noted. Still an absurd violation of personal liberty. The government has no right to go through one's computer, books, etc. without reasonable suspicion of wrongdoing. They're not allowed to break into your home to check for drugs unless they have a strong reason to suspect you of drug possession. However, they're allowed to search your computer without any prior suspicion of wrongdoing. Our government has ignored habeus corpus, wiretapped phones, and is now emulating China with its respect to the personal liberty of those entering the country.
Jahoclave wrote:It's not a matter of practicality. It's a matter of sticking it to France. We should have the fastest damn train on the planet. It doesn't matter if it goes from Utah to nowhere.
Nougatrocity wrote:ParanoidAndroid wrote:It can even show up at your front door and say, "Hi. We're taking your house, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's ours now. Uh, here's some compensation money." What is this country coming to?
...You mean eminent domain, which has been around for over 200 years?
Wikipedia wrote:In the early years, unimproved land could be taken without compensation; this practice was accepted because land was so abundant that it could be cheaply replaced. When it came time to draft the United States Constitution, differing views on eminent domain were voiced. Thomas Jefferson favored eliminating all remnants of feudalism, and pushed for allodial ownership. James Madison, who wrote the Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution, had a more moderate view, and struck a compromise that sought to at least protect property rights somewhat by explicitly mandating compensation and using the term "public use" rather than "public purpose," "public interest," or "public benefit."
Mercurius wrote:Anyway, the point is, airports have limited resources, and when they place excessive emphasis on searching passengers and confiscating liquids etc, it takes off resources which would be used to patrol the airport, keep an eye out on suspicious packages, look out for possible biological weapons mules (someone who purposefully takes a dose of a lethal, infectious disease and spreads it at crowded public places) and so on and so forth.
kira wrote:*piles up some limbs and blood and a couple hearts for good measure*
GUYS. I MADE A HUMAN.
*...pokes at it with a stick*
Macbi wrote:I've always wanted to give two teams £100 and see who can make the most effective wepon out of stuff that they can buy and assemble at an airport.
GENERATION 63,728,127: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig and divide the generation number by 2 if it's even, or multiply it by 3 then add 1 if it's odd. Social experiment.clintonius wrote:"You like that, RIAA? Yeah, the law burns, doesn't it?"
OverBored wrote:metals aren't the only sharp hard objects around. the whole security system is designed to detect them though.
Roosevelt wrote:I wrote:Does Space Teddy Roosevelt wrestle Space Bears and fight the Space Spanish-American War with his band of Space-volunteers the Space Rough Riders?
Yes.
Jahoclave wrote:It's not a matter of practicality. It's a matter of sticking it to France. We should have the fastest damn train on the planet. It doesn't matter if it goes from Utah to nowhere.
Belial wrote:Listen, what I'm saying is that he committed a felony with a zoo animal.
MoonBuggy wrote:Nebuduck wrote:You'll never be able to pre-emptively catch some nut who wakes up one morning and thinks "I know what I'll do today! I'll shoot a load of people on a plane." That's what the metal detectors are for.
Even with this argument, the fact they let you on with glass really really bugs me*. OK, it's not nearly as bad as a gun, but it's still pretty unpleasant if you want it to be, and much easier to find on a spur of the moment impulse.
*Not because I'm actually scared of being attacked by someone with a broken bottle on a plane, but because it calls into question the other aspects of the security process.

kgirlfae wrote:I had a friend a few years back who worked for TSA. As she put it, "If you don't like the restrictions, it is voluntary to fly, and you can just deal with it"
mercutio_stencil wrote:And while the "Stuff I smuggled passed airport security" thread is fun, much better is the "Stuff I had confiscated by airport security"
Belial wrote:I'm all outraged out. Call me when the violent rebellion starts.
Belial wrote:I'm all outraged out. Call me when the violent rebellion starts.
hurtlocker99 wrote:Try getting a bazooka across the metal detectors without incident. That's when you know security is non-existent
Sir_Elderberry wrote:Airport security, I've always thought, is there mostly for the public's peace of mind. I know that sounds conspiracy theorists (zomg it's to keep you complacent) but honestly, it seems like it wouldn't be too hard to circumvent, but they can't be seen doing nothing.
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