xkcd

by **WarDaft** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:44 pm UTC

One of these days.. it will work...

> Become a chocolate elder dragon.

by **orangedragonfire** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:02 pm UTC

WarDaft wrote:One of these days.. it will work...

NO.

by **SirWhy** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:19 pm UTC

> Builds the Power of Self Respect

I just watched Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World for the 5th time, commentaries all round.

by **WarDaft** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:32 pm UTC

orangedragonfire wrote:NO.

The laws of statistics still give me hope! I am no worse off now than I was when I started!

by **blademan9999** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:13 am UTC

kram2301 wrote:blademan9999:
Amarylis has the ability to control all her dice-throws. I guess, she could technically also have done an Insta-100 on a D100? (Remember, she contains at least two gods, one of which has control over luck and the other one over random numbers)

>starting from newly found underworld gateway, build a huge temple with one door to each realm in existance, put the only blue button in the center of it and devote the temple to Amaryllis the Lvl 500 Super God.

Well that's really broken and un-fair!

by **orangedragonfire** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:46 am UTC

blademan9999 wrote:Well that's really broken and un-fair!

It would be if Amaryllis would attack people without reason. Which she doesn't.

(also, note that she really controls much fewer rolls than she could. She could make any attack against her be a complete failure)

by **eculc** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 7:11 pm UTC

wait...so the factory is now only half-invincible? what does that mean? is it the same as half of infinity (as in, still infinity?)

>find the buttons that control the starfleet

by **Queen Arasene** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:08 am UTC

>Learn how to turn into a wraith, chocolate or otherwise.

by **BucklesMcStrap** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:09 pm UTC

matt96 wrote:>be really lame to undo the "Awesomeness Phenomena" that caused the hole in the space-time continuum.[/quote

Your Roll: 4

Indeed, you undo the Awesomeness Phenomena that caused hole. The devouring of the reality shall be slowed down to 7 more turns!

Snark wrote:> Make Cerberus my pet, protector, and loyal follower

Your Roll: 4

Cerberus is now your pet, protector and loyal follower! Each turn you may tell Cerberus to do one action and he will take all of your RTDs! Has Cerberus as a pet

Nautilus wrote:>Instruct the sandworms in the ancient art of mime

Your Roll: 3

You instruct half of them in the ancient art of mime

thatweirdpanda wrote:>taking advantage of the its depleted defenses, i steal the power source to the factory's remaining invincibility and fashion it into the ultimate shield for myself.

Your Roll: 5

You steal not the power source, but the remaining invincibility of the factory itself! You need full invincibility and an infinity-drive to make it into the ultimate shield however. has half-invincibility core

orangedragonfire wrote:> Take control of the starfleet.

Your Roll: 4

You take command of the starfleet!

curtis95112 wrote:>Make everyone roll a 120

I have a +5 so this should be interesting

Your Roll: 6
+ 4
+ 1
= 11

The very fabric of time and space itself bends inward around you from the sheer magnitude of your force of will manifesting itself into this plane of existence. Holes open between the realities and hyperspace, several dimensions mixing and warping together with you at the very core. For that single infinitely tiny moment that no one other than you can comprehend, you understand all things and witness a single particle moving randomly. This particle is what will determine the outcome of your actions, and you can see the infinite number of outcomes of this single action. As you slip out of this moment of clairvoyance, the realities conform to manifest your will...and suddenly everything unravels and fades away into the Void as hyperspace folds in upon itself, forming into the new big bang....in the mean time everyone will be sucked into a pocket reality!

the slate has been washed clean. Next turn instead of stating an action, everyone must state a setting and main antagonist (any combination will do in all honesty). I'm not going to take away the sandbox style game we've been playing, but I'm going to use the setting and main antagonist as a sort of guideline to help focus our generally hilarious munchkin-esque gameplay towards a common goal of sorts. Also, next game I'll be rolling a 120-sided die for all of your actions with randomness involved, so be wary..........MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

My next roll will be in three-four days, depending on what life throws at me.

by **orangedragonfire** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:24 pm UTC

Setting: In a spaceship of the starfleet, orbiting a lifeless planet... or is it?
Main antagonist: Gravity. (It sucks)

by **kram2301** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:26 am UTC

errr... can you explain that in more detail?
Also
a) why is the whole thing quoting a non-existant quote and
b) what happened to all the other die-throws?

by **Evengeduld** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:37 am UTC

I DEMAND A LAW THAT BANS THIS SHIT...

curtis95112 wrote:>Make everyone roll a 120

I have a +5 so this should be interesting

Besides that.

> Setting: A huge Colloseum/Arena/Dungeon
> Main antagonist: None. A fight between good and evil ( each new player gets a roll before the start of the next round. 1-3 will be on the evil side 4-6 will be on the good side) The fight will last X Amount of rolls the side that has the most kills wins the round

by **orangedragonfire** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:02 am UTC

What happened is that the game broke. Personally, I find this to be the best part of RtD.

by **kram2301** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:52 pm UTC

Oh well... then...

> Setting: Temple of the ultimate god of everything including sub-gods, space, time, luck, randomness, reality, anything outside of reality and "the nothing". (Super god lvl n, lim n->+infinity)
> Main antagonist: All that the temple's god is not god of.

by **Snark** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:06 pm UTC

Setting: The world of fiction. Everyone must choose a character from a fiction book to become.
Main Antagonist: Book burners who attempt to destroy the realities (books) from which the characters come.

by **Snark** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:06 pm UTC

Setting: The world of fiction. Everyone must choose a character from a fiction book to become.
Main Antagonist: Book burners who attempt to destroy the realities (books) from which the characters come.

by **Queen Arasene** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:04 pm UTC

Setting: Far, far away in a forest of interesting stones.
Main Antagonist: Small stone trolls that keep jumping on you from above (And they weigh up to 10 kilos!)

by **matt96** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:22 pm UTC

>suggest flavor:
setting: internet forum
main antagonist: some account where no one can tell if it is a spam bot, or just and idiot, or a troll

by **Nautilus** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:58 am UTC

>Setting: The Plane of Mystery

(i.e. a large, dark, inexplicable, geometrically unconscionable aeroplane)

by **curtis95112** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:45 am UTC

Setting: Ice cream store
Antagonist: Strawberry Ice cream

by **blademan9999** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:55 am UTC

>Setting a futuristic war in a small cluster of stars.
Antagonist: The drone makers.

by **cjquines** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:41 am UTC

>Setting: Somewhere... Out there...
>Main Antagonist: Somebody... Out there...

by **eculc** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:48 pm UTC

>Setting: IN SPAAAAAAAACE!
>Antagonist: Orangedragonfire

(note; if my idea falls flat I vote for the one about the internet spambot/troll =P)

by **orangedragonfire** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:55 pm UTC

eculc wrote:>Antagonist: Orangedragonfire

(gasp!)

How did you know? It was supposed to be secret that I'm the bad guy. And then at the end, the last of your would get the horrible realization while I smile consentingly and say: "Why yes... it was me all along." Now all my evil plans are exposed! How dare you!

by **Kromix** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:52 pm UTC

>I WIZARD THE ROLL AND DODGE THE ATTACK...!!! ALL IN CAPS!!!...

by **Randomizer** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:59 am UTC

> Setting: A small island in the middle of the sea.
> Antagonist: A native population strangely immune to the many diseases we brought with us from the mainlands.

by **BucklesMcStrap** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:50 am UTC

orangedragonfire wrote:Setting: In a spaceship of the starfleet, orbiting a lifeless planet... or is it?
Main antagonist: Gravity. (It sucks)

54

Evengeduld wrote:I DEMAND A LAW THAT BANS THIS SHIT...

curtis95112 wrote:>Make everyone roll a 120

I have a +5 so this should be interesting

Besides that.

> Setting: A huge Colloseum/Arena/Dungeon
> Main antagonist: None. A fight between good and evil ( each new player gets a roll before the start of the next round. 1-3 will be on the evil side 4-6 will be on the good side) The fight will last X Amount of rolls the side that has the most kills wins the round

45

kram2301 wrote:Oh well... then...

> Setting: Temple of the ultimate god of everything including sub-gods, space, time, luck, randomness, reality, anything outside of reality and "the nothing". (Super god lvl n, lim n->+infinity)
> Main antagonist: All that the temple's god is not god of.[/quote

104

Snark wrote:Setting: The world of fiction. Everyone must choose a character from a fiction book to become.
Main Antagonist: Book burners who attempt to destroy the realities (books) from which the characters come.

89

Queen Arasene wrote:Setting: Far, far away in a forest of interesting stones.
Main Antagonist: Small stone trolls that keep jumping on you from above (And they weigh up to 10 kilos!)

49

matt96 wrote:>suggest flavor:
setting: internet forum
main antagonist: some account where no one can tell if it is a spam bot, or just and idiot, or a troll

89

Nautilus wrote:>Setting: The Plane of Mystery

(i.e. a large, dark, inexplicable, geometrically unconscionable aeroplane)

21

curtis95112 wrote:Setting: Ice cream store
Antagonist: Strawberry Ice cream

63

blademan9999 wrote:>Setting a futuristic war in a small cluster of stars.
Antagonist: The drone makers.

7

cjquines wrote:>Setting: Somewhere... Out there...
>Main Antagonist: Somebody... Out there...

99

eculc wrote:>Setting: IN SPAAAAAAAACE!
>Antagonist: Orangedragonfire

(note; if my idea falls flat I vote for the one about the internet spambot/troll =P)

108

Randomizer wrote:> Setting: A small island in the middle of the sea.
> Antagonist: A native population strangely immune to the many diseases we brought with us from the mainlands.

107

________________________________________________

You are all floating around in space, surrounded by a small energy field that produces just enough oxygen to keep you alive and shields you from harmful radiation. All around you are meteors ranging from rocks the size of peas to the size of several thousand cubic feet, easily several miles in radius. It is in this harsh, unsuitable realm that which you have spawned with only a vague memory of where you come from. It is in this realm that you must fight mainly for survival and abide by its laws, unless of course you learn how to appease the realm so as to bend the rules to your will.

Remember everyone, in this scenario things are going to become EXTREMELY random and filled with plenty of chaotic random events that will be designed to kill all of you. Start by abiding to the laws of physics before getting too far out of hand, that's all I ask. Have fun!

P.S. Please pretend that you don't know who the bad guy is until you "figure it out" in the game. In other words......RUN ORANGEDRAGONFIRE RUN!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :TWISTED:

by **BucklesMcStrap** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:53 am UTC

[I]P.S. For some reason when I quote things the hyper text gets messed up some how. I'll look into it so as not to get everyone confused. Also, using emoticons with caps doesn't really work that well.... i.e. :TWISTED: -> bleh

->

by **orangedragonfire** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:53 am UTC

Sooo... according to the rules of drama, I don't know that I'm the villian either. Ahem.

> Figure out a smart way to grow food for everyone on the asteroids.

by **curtis95112** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:05 am UTC

>Start colliding asteroids together to make a planet

by **blademan9999** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:25 am UTC

>Accidentally create a evil clone of me.

by **matt96** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:38 am UTC

> try to mine useable resources from some of the larger asteroids.

by **thatweirdpanda** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:19 am UTC

>look for aliens who might aid us

by **Randomizer** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:16 am UTC

> Throw a small ball at the energy field.

by **WarDaft** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:43 am UTC

> Become a lithovore so that I can sustain myself with ease.

What could possibly go wrong?

by **kram2301** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:00 am UTC

Oh, I somehow expected the settings to be mashed up rather than a die-roll deciding for one. Ok...
One self-unfolding question though:
What, if anything, is still existant from the previous setting?
E.g. Are we all alive again? Is chocolate slavery no longer in existance? What about the NPCs?

Either way:

> Become the Universe.

by **Queen Arasene** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:22 am UTC

>Be afraid. Be very afraid indeed.

Because, what else would you do if you're suddenly in space?

by **Snark** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:21 pm UTC

> look around for an oxygen tank and space suit

by **cjquines** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:09 am UTC

>Kill orangedragonfire, ignoring the fact that nobody knows he's the villain.

by **Nautilus** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:21 am UTC

>Bite rocks.

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