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Daimon wrote:Was I the only one who thought of trying to see it on a browser from 1993 and seeing Umwelt not show completely?
turvycat wrote:I love this. In Safari on the Mac I get the tunnel of light. Anybody think it might be a reference to the late Steve Jobs?
rykilde wrote:I freely admit I stopped lurking and joined the forum just to post this. I checked the comic from work and saw this one. I don't think it's been posted yet... I just wanted to say hello, and thank you. This sort of thing means so much to everyone here at DFCI.
zwrose wrote:kanraga wrote:From an MIT address, another variation on the Wellesley/Smith comic:
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7628/xkcdmit.png
(Course 15 is Economics)
When I read the alt-text, I honestly thought "Umwelt" was referring to how MIT students in different majors perceived the same environment differently, and then I came to the forums and found another layer of recursive meaning. This is the greatest comic.
Have to jump in and correct you here, 15 is Management Science (Economics is 14). At MIT undergrad course 15 is typically the butt of all jokes, as it has a significantly lighter (and usually easier) workload than most of the other majors (related: example course 15 lab: http://lolbeavers.mit.edu/photo/15301-lab-5-bunnies/).
Of course, Course 15 is also the #2 undergrad business program in the US, only behind UPenn, and they tend to as a group go on to make gobs more money than the other majors at MIT, so, they get the last laugh.
rykilde wrote:I freely admit I stopped lurking and joined the forum just to post this. I checked the comic from work and saw this one. I don't think it's been posted yet... I just wanted to say hello, and thank you. This sort of thing means so much to everyone here at DFCI.

Inglonias wrote:I got the one for Germany, despite the fact that I'm in Northern VA.
Why?
Ditto. That was a new one to me as well.AislinKageno wrote:Hey, cool! I had considered ceasing to check if this thread was updated - I have kept the tab open since April 1 - but this was a good reason to keep checking! I hadn't seen this one.
dsty292 wrote:Updated google doc.
http://tinyurl.com/UnweltXKCD
For new readers, the google doc linked above contains most (if not all) of the comics that Randall drew.

Carnildo wrote:As far as I can tell, the white circle is the "we didn't recognize your browser's User-Agent" comic. Since the User-Agent parsing code appears to be rather fragile, it shows up a lot for me on non-Mac browsers.
davean wrote:Carnildo wrote:As far as I can tell, the white circle is the "we didn't recognize your browser's User-Agent" comic. Since the User-Agent parsing code appears to be rather fragile, it shows up a lot for me on non-Mac browsers.
It isn't. That comic isn't available everywhere and it can come up is some situation only for recognized browsers. There is actually a specific comic for if the UA parsing code (or any other code) entirely fails. Also, non-Mac? We barely tested on Mac. Nearly all the testing was on Linux. I think you should want to reconsider your theory.
davean wrote:Carnildo wrote:As far as I can tell, the white circle is the "we didn't recognize your browser's User-Agent" comic. Since the User-Agent parsing code appears to be rather fragile, it shows up a lot for me on non-Mac browsers.
It isn't. That comic isn't available everywhere and it can come up is some situation only for recognized browsers. There is actually a specific comic for if the UA parsing code (or any other code) entirely fails. Also, non-Mac? We barely tested on Mac. Nearly all the testing was on Linux. I think you should want to reconsider your theory.
vcpink wrote:don't know if anyone has posted this, or if it is significant, but googling (xkcd 1037) gets me this as the result, and it appears to be specific to this comic.
[[Two people...]]
((..wait.. <scrolls through a listing of everything> oh goddammit Randall. Thanks a bunch, dude. I better get a raise for typing out all this))
[[Two people standing next to each other. One is holding the head end of a snake. Depending on the width of your browser, the snake is:
three frames, the third of which has a little bit of a bump;
the first frame has a human-size bump, the second has a third person looking at the snake, and the third has the snake going though two Portals;
a squirrel and the human-size bump in the first frame, a ring next to the third person in the second frame, and Beret Guy riding the snake in front of the portal;
or
The squirrel, a fourth person within the snake being coiled, and the human bump in the first frame, the ring, a fifth person in love, and the third person in the second frame, Beret Guy and the portal in the third frame, and the same two people in the fourth frame.]]
Person holding snake head: I found a snake, but then I forgot to stop.
[[Two people sitting at a desk. One is Black Hat Guy. The other is an analyst. Black Hat Guy has a number of terminals attached to his head]]
Analyst: You come across a tortoise in the desert. You flip it over. It struggles to right itself. You watch. You're not helping. Why is that?
Black Hat Guy: It *knows* what it did.
[[View of the entire scene, with said turtle off in the distance on its back and trying to right itself.
[[A group of four scale down a wall into a field in the middle of the night. They walk off single-file]]
Person 1: It's quiet.
Person 3: Yeah - *Too* quiet.
[[A Velociraptor is off in the distance, following the group]]
Person 4: Yeah - too *too* quiet.
Person 2: Yeah - 2quiet2furious.
Person 1: Fuck off, Steve.
[[A landscape showing a pond, some reeds, and a set of mountains off in the distance]]
[[A trio of galaxies]]
Galaxy 1: He's not looking!
Galaxy 3: Let's get him!
[[Lines draw in illustrating the eye-line of one of a pair of people]]
Person 1: So he said he didn't get the text, but c'mon, he *never* misses texts. Right? ..hello?
Peson 2: I'm just staring at your head freaked out by th efact that there are millions of galaxies *directly behind it*.
[[Person holding bat]]
Person: Sorry, but this comic
[[Person starts to wind up]]
*requires*
[[Person prepares to strike with bat]]
XKCD
[[Person swings at a beehive]]
*GOLD*
[[Penis Bees fly out of the beehive]]
[[Person yells at another person]]
Person 1;Oh yeah? Well you mama's so *cynical*, her only dog ballast is a *leash*!
(This comic takes place in a dystopian future where the government is afraid dogs can hover, so it requires them to wear weights at all times, and some people privately doubt the government, but not enough to stop buying dog weights)
Five seconds ago:
[[You sitting in front of a desk, reading a reddit thread]]
You: Oh, hey, reddit has a link to some XKCD april fools comic.
Now:
[[An image of this very page]]
Five seconds from now:
You: ..hey
30 seconds from now:
[[DANCE PARTY!]]
Person: What I wanna know is why do hot dogs come in packages of six while buns come in these huge sacks of ash and blood from which "Ave Maria" is faintly audible?
[[Chanting sacks of gore in the background]]
[[There's no comic here because instead of drawing one, I spent the last hour reading every news story cited in the Wikipedia article on "The Mile High Club"]]
[[A twitter account page with the following:
Many tweets, fewer following, even fewer followers,
A bunch of assholes in the suggested follow box,
trending topics partitioned into: Word Games, Misogyny, and Bieber,
stuff your eyes automatically ignore,
A really pleasant blue.
and the timeline:
Something about a podcast,
Someone confused because the description doesn't match the link,
The link you clicked on to get to this comic,
Rob Delaney,
Passive Aggression,
and horse_ebooks.]]
[[An epic void with a bright light shining right on you]]
[[A Chrome plugin error page with the characteristic jigsaw piece]]
Chrome: Chrome is looking for this piece. Have you seen it? Chrome thinks it links up with a corner.
[[A Chrome plugin error page]]
Chrome: This plugin requires Sergey Brin's permission to run. Please wait while he is woken.
[[Two people; one is sitting at a desk in front of a laptop.]]
Person 1: Man, chrome's hardware acceleration really sucks.
Person 2: Oh - Theres' a great add-on that fixes it.
Person 1: Oh? What's it called?
Person 2: "Firefox".
[[A chrome plugin error page]]
Chrome: There does not exist --nor could there *ever* exist-- a plugin capable of displaying this content.
[[IE error page]]
IE: Error: Internet Explorer has given up.
[[Firefox error page]]
Firefox: Well, this is embarassing. You know how I'm not supposed to peek at your browsing in private mode? Firefox.. is sorry. Firefox will not blame you if you
[[button with text]] click here to report this incident.
Person: Maxthon? Hey, 2005 called. Didn't say anything. All I could hear was sobbing. This is getting harder. Anyway, yeah, Maxthon's still cool! Didn't know it was still around!
[[Person with tentacle arms]]
Person: Netscape Navigator? Hey, the nineties called - drunk as usual. I hung up without saying anything. This is getting harder. Anyway - it's cool that you'e got netscape running.
[[normal person]]
Person: Netscape Navigator? Hey, the nineties called - drunk as usual. I hung up without saying anything. This is getting harder. Anyway - it's cool that you'e got netscape running.
[[Person running to laptop]]
I ran to Rockmest to hide my face
[[Person sitting at laptop]]
But Rockmelt cried out -
[[Laptop shouting]]
NO HIDING PLACE
[[zoom out]]
NO HIDING PLACE DOWN HERE
[[Error page]]
Error: You have exceeded your AT&T monthly bandwidth cap. Mobile web browsing has been disabled.
[[Person looking at two browser windows]]
I know y'all know what you're doing. But if you're on a military machine and youre supposed to be watching for missiles or something, I hope you're keeping an eye on that in the background while you're reading comics.
Also: Thanks.
[[Error page]]
Data Error: T-Mobile was unable to establish a connection
[[Error page]]
Error; You have exceeded your Verizon monthly bandwidth cap. Mobile web browsing has been disabled.
[[Chrome error page]]
Chrome: This plugin requires clearance from the corporate press office in order to run. Remember, Amazon is a team; individual employees should *never* speak for the company without authorization.
[[Firefox error page]]
Firefox: This plugin requires clearance from the corporate press office in order to run. Remember, Amazon is a team; individual employees should *never* speak for the company without authorization.
[[Chrome error page]]
Chrome: This plugin requires clearance from the corporate press office in order to run. Remember, Google is a team; individual employees should *never* speak for the company without authorization.
[[Chrome error page]]
Chrome: This plugin requires clearance from the corporate press office in order to run. Remember, Microsoft is a team; individual employees should *never* speak for the company without authorization.
[[Firefox error page]]
Firefox: This plugin requires clearance from the corporate press office in order to run. Remember, Microsoft is a team; individual employees should *never* speak for the company without authorization.
[[Error page]]
Error: This plugin requires clearance from the corporate press office in order to run. Remember, Microsoft is a team; individual employees should *never* speak for the company without authorization.
[[Chrome error page]]
Chrome: This plugin requires clearance from the corporate press office in order to run. Remember, The Times is a team; individual employees should *never* speak for the company without authorization.
[[Error page]]
Error: This plugin requires clearance from the corporate press office in order to run. Remember, The Times is a team; individual employees should *never* speak for the company without authorization.
[[Error page]]
Error: This plugin requires clearance from the corporate press office in order to run. Remember, We work as a team; individual employees should *never* speak for the company without authorization.
[[A snowy Alaskan field]]
Person: Some people hunt wolves from helicopters. I hunt helicopters from a wolf.
[[TV Field Reporter in front of a cordoned-off lake]]
Police divers searching the bay say they have recovered thebody of another victim of the "Lake Diver Killer" During the search, three more divers were reported missing.
Robot Paul Revere: Remember: Zero if by land, One if by sea.
[[Person unsuspectingly strolls under a giant box trap controled by a Trible.]]
I worry that CNU only invited me back as a ruse because they realized I never turned in my final paper and want my diploma back. But if it turns out it's for real, I'll see you wednesday at the Ferguson!
[[Two people; one of which is browsing using a laptop]]
Person 1: Hey, you're French, right? Ever see what happens when you type "French Military Victories" into Google?
French person: Does it take you to an article on Napoleon?
French person: ..no? Strange, given how he kicked everyone's asses up and down europe for over a decade.
[[beat]]
Person 1: Touche.
French person: You know, that'd sound smarter if you didn't pronounce it like it rhymes with "douche".
[[A person dropping food from an unorthodox high perch]]
June 1948: In response to the Soviet blockade of East Germany, the western allies construct the Berlin Chairlift.
Person on chairlift: Food!
[[The Lincoln Monument]]
In this Marble Prison
As in the nightmares of the nation they tried to devour
The nanobots that constituted Abraham Lincoln
Are entombed forever.
[[Person on phone]]
((Translation from Hebrew))
Person: Mom, I met a great guy! But he's not Jewish. ... Wait, what do you mean "neither are we"? I'm completely confused.
[[Person on a motorcycle with a heat-entropy graph on the side]]
Person 1: Check out my new Carnot Cycle!
Person 2: Neat -- how fast does it go?
Person 1: Depends how cold it is outside.
[[Illustration of the atlantic ocean]]
American person: Sorry I don't have a comic poking fun at the UK here. I only had time to get to the most *important* US states.
British person: Hey -- At least we have free health care and real ale.
[[Two people in front of a group of students]]
Person 1: I've hired a team of MIT students to count cards for us.
Person 2: We'll be rich!
[[Person 2 deals some cards while the students watch]]
[[The gears turn..]]
Student: Five. There are five cards.
Person 1: I see their admission standards have been slipping.
Person 2: Yeah - there are actually four.
[[Two people in front of a group of students]]
Person 1: I've hired a team of MIT students to count cards for us.
Person 2: We'll be rich!
[[Person 2 deals some cards while the students watch]]
[[The gears turn..]]
Student: Five. There are five cards.
Person 1: I *knew* we shouldn't have picked course 15s.
Person 2: Yeah - there are actually four.
[[Two people in front of a group of students]]
Person 1: I've hired a team of Smith students to count cards for us.
Person 2: We'll be rich!
[[Person 2 deals some cards while the students watch]]
[[The gears turn..]]
Student: Five. There are five cards.
Person 1: We should've gone with Wellesley
Person 2: Yeah - there are actually four.
[[Two people in front of a group of students]]
Person 1: I've hired a team of Wellesley students to count cards for us.
Person 2: We'll be rich!
[[Person 2 deals some cards while the students watch]]
[[The gears turn..]]
Student: Five. There are five cards.
Person 1: We should've gone with Smith.
Person 2: Yeah - there are actually four.
[[Newspaper headline]]
RIT students create life in lab
[[caption under picture of students]]
"The trick was fuckin'"
[[Newspaper headline]]
Scientists create life in lab
[[caption under picture of scientists]]
"The trick was fuckin'"
[[Newspaper headline]]
UMass Amherst students create life in lab
[[caption under picture of students]]
"The trick was fuckin'"
[[Person heading out past another person comfortably sitting in front of a desk]]
Person 1: Apparently there's a solar storm causing northern lights over Canada. CNN say they might even be visible {{Options: "As Far South As Us", "Here in Boston", "Maine", "Ohio", "Oregon", "New York"}}! Wanna drive out to see?
Person 2: It's cold out.
Person 1: Ok. Later.
[[An expansive, marvelous image of emerald green northern lights, floating down through the sky]]
Person 2: See anything?
Person 1: No, just clouds.
Person 2: Not surprised.
[[Person heading out past another person comfortably sitting in front of a desk]]
Person 1:Apparently there's a solar flare that's causing some Great Aurorae. CBC says they may even be visible here! Wanna drive out to see?
Person 2: Hockey's on.
Person 1: Ok. Later.
[[An expansive, marvelous image of emerald green northern lights, floating down through the sky]]
Person 2: See anything?
Person 1: No, just clouds.
Person 2: Not surprised.
[[Two people sitting at a desk, facing each other. The desk rattles.]]
Person 1: Stop jiggling your leg.
Person 2: I'm not ji-.. oh!
Person 1: What!
Person 2: You'll get it..
[[EVERYTHING RUMBLES]]
Person 1: ..HOLY CRAP IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE!
Person 2: Just a little one. Happens all the time back in San Francisco.
Person 1: But this is {{Options: "Alabama", "Boston", "Chicago", "Dallas", "Georgia", "Halifax", "Illinois", "Michigan", "Minnesota", "Missouri", "the Northeast", "Ohio", "Oklahoma", "Ottawa", 'Pennsylvania", "Philadelphia", "Texas", "Toronto", "Tennessee", "New York", "Wisconsin"}}! That was huge!
Person 2: Seriously? That's the worst this place can do? Wow. I guess we grow up tougher in California.
Person 1: Oh *really*...
Six Months Later..
[[Both people are trudging through a massive blizzard]]
Person 2: In pictures, snow always looked so nice and sof -- AAAA! MY NECK! How do people live here?!
Person 1: Come on - it's only three more miles.
[[Two people sitting at a desk, facing each other. The desk rattles.]]
Person 1: Stop jiggling your leg.
Person 2: I'm not ji-.. oh!
Person 1: What!
Person 2: You'll get it..
[[EVERYTHING RUMBLES]]
Person 1: ..HOLY CRAP IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE!
Person 2: Just a little one. Happens all the time back in San Francisco.
Person 1: But this is {{Options: "Alabama", "Dallas", "Illinois", "The Midwest", "Missouri", "Ohio", "Oklahoma", "Ottawa", "Tennessee", "Texas"}}! That was huge!
Person 2: Seriously? That's the worst this place can do? Wow. I guess we grow up tougher in California.
Person 1: Oh *really*...
Six Months Later..
[[Both people are in a shelter in a prairie with a rapidly-approaching tornado]]
Person 2: AAAA CLOSE THE SHELTER DOOR!
Person 1: Say the magic words...
Person 2: THIS PLACE IS THE WORST!
Person 1: Thank you.
[[EVERYTHING RUMBLES]]
Person 1: ..HOLY CRAP IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE!
Person 2: Just a little one. Happens all the time back in San Francisco.
Person 1: But this is {{Options: "D.C", "Florida", "Houston", "Miami", "New Jersey", "North Carolina", "South Carolina", "Virgina"}}! That was huge!
Person 2: Seriously? That's the worst this place can do? Wow. I guess we grow up tougher in California.
Person 1: Oh *really*...
Six Months Later..
[[Both are in the middle of a hurricane. Person 2 is grabbing onto a signpost to avoid being swept away]]
Person 2: AAAAA WHAT THE SHIIIIT!
Person 1: Calm down - this is barely a category 2.
{{Title text: Umwelt is the idea that because their senses pick up on different things, different animals in the same ecosystem actually live in very different worlds. Everything about you shapes the world you inhabit--from your ideology to your glasses prescription to your web browser.}}
Bounty wrote:I was goofing off, and noticed there's a "Transcript" tag on the comic. I don't think they're all here, and if you can't see them it's hard to tell which are panel cuts and which are variant comics, but it may help track down a few of the rarer comics

WolfieMario wrote:Assuming the DFCI comic is legitly part of the Umwelt collection, I guess this means your transcript isn't comprehensive of all the strips... Rather, it seems to contain everything that had been found and posted at the Google docBounty wrote:I was goofing off, and noticed there's a "Transcript" tag on the comic.
Bounty wrote:WolfieMario wrote:Assuming the DFCI comic is legitly part of the Umwelt collection, I guess this means your transcript isn't comprehensive of all the strips... Rather, it seems to contain everything that had been found and posted at the Google docBounty wrote:I was goofing off, and noticed there's a "Transcript" tag on the comic.
It's not 'my' transcript, but part of the page. if you view the page source for any comic before the current one you'll find this tag after the Image URL link
<div id="transcript" style="display: none">
This appears to be related to the google search bar. How old is that?
WolfieMario wrote:Or perhaps he just added that comic later and forgot to give it a transcript?
firenze wrote:Has anyone seen this version from the xkcd iphone app
http://i1149.photobucket.com/albums/o595/firenze42/IMG_0319.png
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