orangedragonfire wrote:Sooo... according to the rules of drama, I don't know that I'm the villian either. Ahem.
> Figure out a smart way to grow food for everyone on the asteroids.
Your Roll: 61
You manage to figure out a smart way to grow food for everyone, but you realize that you don't have anything to process the raw ingredients into the required machinery.
curtis95112 wrote:>Start colliding asteroids together to make a planet
Your Roll: 92
You take a small, pea-sized asteroid and flick it towards a cluster of other asteroids and watch in amazement as they begin gathering together due to the power of gravity to form a small planetoid. Because of this you now have a greater understanding of gravity. +5 to all gravity related rolls.
blademan9999 wrote:>Accidentally create a evil clone of me.
Your Roll: 94
As you drift along, you find a strange looking device that is a perfect golden sphere the reflects all the light that touches it. It seems smooth and cool to the touch, almost like you're touching water but it is indeed a solid. As you are touching it though, the mirror image of you begins smiling and emerging from the sphere. It cackles like a maniac and begins babbling in a language that you can't understand. Evil blademan9999 now exists.
matt96 wrote:> try to mine useable resources from some of the larger asteroids.
Your Roll: 47
You realize that in order to survive you must mine resources, but you also realize that you don't have any equipment to do so effectively, so you set out to do it with your hands. You land on a nearby asteroid and start looking around for anything of value.
thatweirdpanda wrote:>look for aliens who might aid us
Your Roll: 18
You instead begin looking for hostile humans. Be thankful you didn't find any.
Randomizer wrote:> Throw a small ball at the energy field.
Your Roll: 56
You don't find a ball, but rather a fist-sized asteroid, and you chuck it at the energy field. The energy field you throw it at though is the gravity field of a nearby larger asteroid, simply causing the smaller one to crash into the bigger one.
WarDaft wrote:> Become a lithovore so that I can sustain myself with ease.
What could possibly go wrong?
Your Roll: 70
You don't have to become a lithovore because you're already a lithovore! Congratulations for having this uncanny advantage over everyone else! But you're stuck in a patch of comets, so that means to rocks. Darn. WarDaft is a lithovore and eating anything else other than rocks causes them to roll to dodge!
kram2301 wrote:Oh, I somehow expected the settings to be mashed up rather than a die-roll deciding for one. Ok...
One self-unfolding question though:
What, if anything, is still existant from the previous setting?
E.g. Are we all alive again? Is chocolate slavery no longer in existance? What about the NPCs?
> Become the Universe.
Your Roll: 112 OH LAWL!!!
You cannot become what you already are. When the last reality collapsed, it collapsed into you causing you to become the universe itself. You are a conscious being that is massive, beyond comprehension, and you are omnipotent and omniscient in this universe, for you are the universe. By the powers invested in you...kram2301 has a +20 to all rolls!P.S. kram2301: I like your little suggestion......
Queen Arasene wrote:>Be afraid. Be very afraid indeed.
Because, what else would you do if you're suddenly in space?
Your Roll: 39
You're not afraid. You're not lonely, you're not scared, you're not happy, you just are. You don't feel anything at any of this. You just stare at what has become of you and say, "huh."
Snark wrote:> look around for an oxygen tank and space suit
Your Roll: 28
You fail to look because you have your eyes closed. Not sleeping, just closed.
cjquines wrote:>Kill orangedragonfire, ignoring the fact that nobody knows he's the villain.
Your Roll: 19
You don't kill orangedragonfire. Matter of fact, you don't want to. At least not right now. Or for the next 3 turns. Cannot attack or assist in an aggressive act against orangedragonfire for the next 3 turns!
Your Roll: 95
You begin biting rocks and as you do so, you discover that your teeth are super sharp and super strong for no apparent reason. Plus as you bite rocks you find one, only one, that can't be crushed by your now super-powerful jaws and teeth. Has a +10 when biting and now has a strange rock that can't be crushed!
Sargon of Akkad wrote:> Create an atmosphere around the immediate vicinity of all the players by enhancing/enlarging the bubbles that surround us.
Your Roll: 82
As you float along you find a strange gun attached to your belt. You examine it and decide to pull the trigger to see what it does while aiming at an asteroid. To your surprise, it suddenly creates a giant bubble of atmosphere around you and everyone else! There's still zero gravity, but it's now safe to breath while in this bubble! You also find out that life may be growing on a nearby asteroid....Has a mysterious atmosphere-creation gun!
> Blow myself up
Your Roll: 113 OH LAWL!!!!
For no reason at all, you suddenly explode with a tremendous amount of force, consuming all the oxygen in the new atmosphere. The new atmosphere dissipates, but luckily everyone survives. What surprises you though is the fact that you reconstruct after the oxygen is removed! Evengeduld can reconstruct after death and is highly explosive when in contact with oxygen!
eculc wrote:>build myself a badass combination of spacesuit and combat armor (that is not self-aware in any way AND fits me comfortably)
Your Roll: 94
As you float along in space a strange gelatinous substance drifts in your direction, seeming to come from what appears to be a wrecked spacecraft. As you look at the substance, it twitches. In a sudden fit of panic you attempt to escape, but this only causes the substance to begin rippling and somehow propelling itself towards you! You can't escape! It grips you and consumes you! Then...everything is back to normal. It fuses into your skin and a small voice says in your head, "hello. I'm Lola. I'm your new combat biosuit. You might want to begin consuming food if you wish to continue using me." eculc has a combat biosuit that requires him to eat at least once every 3 turns in order for it to keep functioning! Don't worry, it's not self-aware and it fits VERY comfortably. ;P
vp1 wrote:>acquire several super powers.
Your Roll: 46
You don't acquire several super-powers. Matter of fact, you don't acquire any. What you do acquire is a sudden flash of knowledge of a biological function that allows for the manifestation of super-powers in an individual via something called the Krellogg Reaction Cell. Now all you need to do is find it....
BucklesMcStrap wrote:FEAR NOT MY PUNY PLAYER CHARACTERS, FOR THE GREAT GM BucklesMcStrap IS BACK FROM THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!Be patient and let me roll this all out. Don't worry, I didn't forget about you little munchkiners.
Your Roll: 120
Indeed, the RTD Munchkinds are not afraid, and the great GM BucklesMcStrap has not forgotten his little peeps whilst traveling the edge of the universe. What he saw there on the other hand....shall not be repeated.Player TableNPC TableAs it was stated above...it would be wise to be afraid...very afraid...